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>>36661661
I'm pretty sure my parents know I'm a 28 yo virgin.

>>36661661
Of course my parents know I am a virgin, but that is okay because they are too.

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>>36661661
I'm not married yet and fornication is a mortal sin, they can do the math.

>>36661647
>dying in pointless wars

Probably.

An old school military experience will bring back the real men.

>>36661647

Ask a less gross overgeneralizing question and I might be able to answer.

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Exhibit B, last seen in the wild 1 week ago.

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>>36661851
I'm not going to post a nude photo to 4chan, you troglodyte.

I will, however, prove that I'm a femanon that is reasonably aged for the times referenced.

you can kinda tell I belong here by the way I naturally posed my arm to block my face

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it looks like someone said it before, you attention whore, but I'll say it again.

tits or GTFO

>>36662924
can you not see my other post?

baka

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Your leg should be diagonal and not horizontal, you fucking nerds.

>>36661591
tfw I realize I do that.. my gooood the fucking cringe
but now that I remember I've seen a friend do that a lot too and he has gf, definitely not a virgin

He fucking nailed that picture, desu. The sofa, the cup, the fucking cat...
It's been years but it still impresses me how well he pulled it off. Fucking artistic.

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Bump
I need a bf I'm 5'5" and white!

>>36661589
>Do all the boys on r9k look like femme cuteboys? All those I've seen are, do you think that's a thing common among social outcasts? And will they let me hug them?
Yes!
Yes to all of that!

>>36661723
I'm 5'6'', and also white, but i'm overweight
it all goes to my ass and thighs tho

>>36661563
i want to learn how to play the guitar because a famil friend gave me on before he passed away and i feel like i have to learn to honour his legacy but i just need to find the effort to even start

>>36661590
What i did was learn just a shit-ton of segments of songs that i like (easy, since i'm a MetalFag) try something that.

The fact that you're playing a song you like gets you (or should get you) pumped up

>just look up guitar tabs lole

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I've got potential at the piano but I cannot play with two hands for shit, also I can't read music.

I've taught myself the letters and I've learned some tunes just from ear but I have no idea how to learn past synthesia videos on youtube.

Do it. Are you fucking retarded? Why even ask.

If she doesn't fuck you she'll fuck someone else anyways. Don't waste your time.

If you want to forever ruin the best friendship you have go ahead you fucking idiot

>>36661533

Fuck her. Record it if you can and keep it as a precious memory and be happy.

>Cute characters and a slight or full blast comedy?

whew lad

first one that comes to mind is kono suba

https://myanimelist.net/anime/30831/Kono_Subarashii_Sekai_ni_Shukufuku_wo

>>36661491
Will look it up, got any more?

>>36661530

uh sure I'll just throw a few out there that I really liked

https://myanimelist.net/anime/13759/Sakurasou_no_Pet_na_Kanojo
https://myanimelist.net/anime/10495/Yuru_Yuri
https://myanimelist.net/anime/14741/Chuunibyou_demo_Koi_ga_Shitai

all are generally light hearted with waifu-tier girls if you're into that

>>36661407
women are fucking oppressed, that is literally the ONLY fucking reason they haven't made those sorts of accomplishments.

>>36661485
completely wrong. the reason is because women have no motivation to excel in life, because survival and reproduction is handed to them with no effort. Whereas beta males have to prove themselves by being exceptional to have a chance at reproduction. proof: 10 000 years ago 1 male passed on its genes for 18 women.

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>>36661407
>We men created
No, certain men created that. Not you. For fucksakes I can't take any one serious of either gender or any race that tries that bullshit. What have you done? What have you accomplished? Because as far as I'm concerned you are about as worthless as a whore if your call to fame is what others did that just happen to have the same skin color or genitalia.
I hate it so much because it's a cry of defeat of that faggot who uses such defenses, it's on par to crying you should be treated better because of who your daddy is.

>>36661260
Did they ever send a message back? Seems weird that they don't message you later after you talked to them for a few hours.

>>36661260
Can you post a pic of some of your conversations? It might be that girls are talking to you just out of the need to be polite

they sometimes message back but online im always the one to start a conversation

>>36661230
money and income

Exhibitionism in the form of camwhoring

>>36661230
I swear most femanons I run into like futa and vore. /d/ in general has one of the larger female user bases.

>>36661226
Do you even fucking know what redpill is, normie?

>>36661226
fuck outta here with that gay shit

>>36661248
yes and no

I haven't ever educated myself because I am too afraid to delve into that knowledge

But I don't believe that I'm smart, I'm actually near retard levels of intelligence.

>>36661157
i don't think robots think they're very smart

>>36661157
Top lel mate, robots are retarded and we know it. I took an iq test last year and got 89

>>36661119
happens to me too, just bad timing.

4chan isn't rejecting you

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>>36661119
Just be a ninja

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>>36661119
Fuck all of you faggots on this shitty board. I put effort into my posts and I don't even get a fucking response. However, faggots larping as women get 300+ reply threads. I fucking hate it too when I'm the only post in a thread, and then it dies. What the fuck was the OP even doing? How do you make a thread, and not engage with the posters?

Fuck all you niggas

loving, ambitious, loyal, small, obedient, wise, eager to learn/explore, young, sad, recluse, weeb, hentai addict, schizoid.

>>36661058
6'2, huwyte, dark hair and eyes.
I like fiction books, metal music and really hard videogames. Anime on the side.
People describe me as smart and confrontational, but quiet.

I was really depressed in highschool but I got better.

Last year I ran and dieted and got in shape. Got to where I wanted, took a break for half a year. Then I tried to go running on Friday and I could taste blood and was in severe pain.
I'll try again on Monday.

I think romance is important so I'm not specifically looking for a partner.

Thanks for reading my blog.

>>36661058
>me
starved skeleton, autism, depressed, khv, 1/10, loser
>ideal partner
smol, cute, flat, tsundere