>go to OkCupid
>make an account
>clear all preferences
>go to a random women's profile
>search her questions for "Would you date someone shorter than you?" or search on google and it will lead you to a profile
>answer yes and make it very fucking important
>browse matches sorted by match %
>all those with >0 percentage answered yes, the rest answered no
In my case I got 5/67. Out of those five, 2 were god tier cuties, but one had tattoos all over, one was cute but fat, but cute, one was black and not very cute and the other was somewhat cute but not very.
So really the percentage of girls who don't care about height is just about: 7%
Pic related.
>>35526981
There's a difference between not dating somebody shorter than them and not dating anybody below an arbitrary height.
I don't begrudge a 5'8 girl refusing to date a 5'5 guy like I do a 5'1 girl refusing to date anybody who isn't above 6' tall.
Personally, I wouldn't want to date a girl taller than me, either.
>>35526981
There's a reason short people still exist. Women want to date up, nearly all of them like you said. But them problem is not a lot of them can realistically do that, so they settle and eat ice cream and pop out a few kids and love them to death.
>>35527015
But this gives a reliable estimate of girls that might for sure not care about your height.
Though even then some of them are probably 6'1 and would only settle for a 5'11 at most.
>itt coolest shit no one has ever said to you
>you sound like a black james spader
>you look like someone's mute bodyguard with a buried tragic backstory
>You sound like a mysterious school shooter
>You sound like a bad dubbed character from an anime.
They aren't 100% positive but they still made my day and make me laugh thinking about it.
>>35526962
>i'm proud of you my son
>i love you
> be me
> just spent 30usd on mcdonalds
> Just regret one thing
> forgot buying chilicheese
what to do
>not going to based Wendy's
What did you get?
I spent 30 bucks on pizza hut and half of that money was on soda. I told my dad to never buy me soda and I don't want him to think I still drink the stuff so this is my secret way.
>>35527869
Official Restaurant of /ourgirl/
ITT:I prove why I should be elected King of the Aspies (Robot reads and sounds like shit, like saying normalfag)
>Be late last year
>My cousins from Australia who Ive never met before come visit for a week
>I want to hook up with one of them
>The day after I meet them I message the older one on FB saying "Lets get lunch"
>We have lunch
>Went well enough
>Theat night we go to a kosher chinese resturaunt
>Go in thinking its just going to be me, my sister, and my cousins
>Then suddenly 3 guys I know and have known for many years come
>One of them is dating my cousin
>I start feeling inferior for not going to a big boy university and not working towards a big boy career
>Get drunk on Sake
>The guy who is dating the younger cousin (Who is actually a very very nice person and is very nice to me) puts his arm on her shoulder
>Triggered and I start talking mad shit
>This guy is a saint, doesnt say anything, and later on we reconciled because he is just an amazing person and I didnt deserve it but he was ok
>Later we leave, the older cousin says "Oh today he was talking about how bad weed is"
>being drunk I start talking jive saying "Bitch that wasnt what i said you mischaracterizing what I said
>Didnt say anything but she obviously didnt think it was funny
>They were going to sleep at our house but they decided to stay in pico/rob area after I made a fool of myself
>My mom and esp. my sister were furious with me
>Cousins dont keep contact with us now and hate me
Honestly, have anyone ever did something like this? I
>>35526926
You like Drump, that's enough for anyone to be an aspie.
this story makes no fucking sense
>>35526926
>studying abroad in Germany
>visit female cousin who's studying abroad during the same semester in Spain
>have a really fun night out, laugh a lot, get ice cream
>go back to her apartment
>both get reasonably drunk
>she talks about how she thinks she'll be alone forever
>hit me out of nowhere, assumed she wasn't insecure because at least 8/10
>talk for a while, she asks about my relationship experience
>both tired
>she has a roomate
>since I'm the guest she offers me her bed and she'll sleep on floor
>despite autism, convince her that there's plenty of room for two on the bed
>there's really not much room unless we were spooning
>keep talking anyway
>she comments that she's cold and tired
>I agree and hold her like pic related
>she's fine with it
>she keeps adusting her position slightly
>jizz my shorts
>this was last year and nothing of note has happened between us since
Hey Anon, you've ever felt a pussy before? Why are you so hesitant to touch it? I'm letting you touch it
Wait until we fucking eat you're going to get us thrown out
>>35526879
Is that Arby's?
Can I wash my hands first? can i use both hands? Is it okay if I touch your thighs and tummy too? Can u marry me?
>proceed to watch her leave from pure pity disgust.
>tfw part of one of the most despised ethnicity in the world
>tfw self-aware but will always be lumped in with them
I didn't ask for these feels...
Iktfb. It's too bad life doesn't have a character customization screen.
>>35526896
Where do you hail from lad?
>It's another episode of people bantering which country has more of -your ethnic group- here
>tfw am just a shithole indicator
What did you think about today, /r9k/?
>>35526820
you forgot the most oregano one
>>35526820
unironically the link between (our) human nature and the stagnation of Western Civilization.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faust
>>35526820
Not much, thinking about shit is dumb.
Especially extremely abstract and theoretical shit like "the link between human nature and the stagnation of Western Civilization. I can guarantee you that only "red pilled" 20 year olds who took one Intro to Philosophy class in college and assume they have it figured all out are the only ones who think about that shit.
Nothing's worse than sitting around all day just thinking about stuff. Don't think, do something.
>have a chance at life
>born in a third world country
>>35526803
Where originally exactly?
>>35526843
Bozeman, Montana
north africa tunisia
/comfy yet depressing/ thread
Lately I've been listening to some Noir-style songs.
I've been in a particularly bad mood the past few days so I think it's fitting. Now I'm just lying in bed with my headphones, listening to this and reliving old memories of a simpler, better time. Back when everything was still alright. Back when I wasn't worried about my lack of social skills or friends. When I didn't actively shun all contact and chances at socialising the normies offered me. When I had a girl I liked, and I could fantasize about her when going to bed without the crushing realisation that we will never be together and I will die alone and miserable. Who else /melancholic/ here?
https://youtu.be/12tIQKEkM4s
https://youtu.be/smiFk6KHr_8
I would have thought most robots here were drowning their sorrows by living in the pst. Any stories you wish to share? The one moment or person you still cherish after all these years?
For me it's this girl I met when I was 13. I sat down on the bus next to her and I immediately knew I liked her. She was the first girl I had a real interest in but was too scared to try and befriend her. I made her aquaintance during the trip (we were going on a sort of holiday trip to Prague) and then, for months on end, stalked her on social media. I was completely paralyzed with fear and never dared to add her because I was afraid she had forgotten me. We then met again at a summer camp a year later and she still remembered me. We became friends and I gathered around me my first true friends at this time, although I fell out with all of them in the end. I was more stricken with her every day but I could slowly see her drifting away, talking about drinking and smoking and having kissed a guy. We kept talking afterwards until she got a boyfriend and I conditioned myself to hate her in order to cope. It didn't work and I kept liking her on and off for the next 3 and a half years. Now she's all grown up, has a boyfriend that treats her like dirt and is overall just a Stacy. She was never intentionally mean to me, she never knew better. I still remember the day she insisted on introducing me to her father to prove she had cultured and mannered friends, and the way he spoke to me and knew where I had been the whole summer.
That day on the bus she fell asleep with the head on the glass and all I could think about was how I wished she would turn and lean her head on my shoulder. That was all I wanted.
Now, 5 years later, I still never held hands with a girl. I've seen her last week (after about 9 months) and she was just like I expected - stunning, but bland, simple and mindless.
Everyone around me is moving on, but i'm still stuck in the past.
>Home alone
>Make autistic noises really loudly without fear of being caught
>>35526710
live alone
autistic noises turned into screaming profanities at video games
>>35526743
I forgot to greentext my post. Sorry, everyone. I'll leave in shame
>>35526710
>you thought you were alone because you heard the front door open and close
>hear your parents start laughing and actually leave
Uncle Anon, these pants are too small
>>35526683
pants are ripped
>>35526683
>not the only thing that's too small for you
I've heard this is where the failures hang out.
Personal Blog time, friends.
I'm 29. I had one serious relationship that ended 6 years ago and I still think of her nearly every day. I live alone, I have no friends. I have no money. I got sick of working shitty labor intensive nothing jobs so I quit and I won't go back to one no matter what. I got sick of the physical strain, the way everyone talks down to you and how you have to answer to them, your opinion and time don't matter, etc. They just add hours to your day for their mistakes, etc. No one cares. So i'm a welfare baby for now. I'm 285lbs, 5'8", I cant find the motivation to do anything. I've got a plan to get everything back on track, but I find it hard to commit.
Life just doesnt seem worth living. I've always been above average intelligence, I did okay in school but didnt further my education and instead fell into a well of entry level nothing jobs. I dont own anything. I feel like I can turn this all around but I dont seem to have the willpower to push forward. If I dont see instant results in anything I try then I give up. Sometimes I cant sleep, sometimes I sleep most of the day. Video games have ruined my life up to this point. I've spent countless thousands of hours playing them. I've come to not even enjoy games anymore. They feel like nothing, it's not the same as it used to be. Now the only thing I enjoyed I dont enjoy anymore and I still cant do anything but play games all day.
I want to get out of this. Im sure I can pull it off.
Is there any way out of this /r9k/?
Is there hope for me?
How do I better myself and where do I start?
>>35526674
Very little response to this thread. First off, stop coming here. Its your best bet. Second, try and find a decent job. Get into better shape (unless that 285 is pure muscle, which I doubt) and get a talent other than sitting around being a god king at halo. Third, whatever money you get put in the bank. Take out enough to live off of, pay for a bit of leisure, and the rest foes away, at least 50% is my goal. Fourth, and likely the hardest yet most crucial step in this plan, is to get a strong supporting group of friends, whether they be work buddies or just guys at the bar, get some dads that can help you out if need be, get close, ham it up. Humans are social animals, and as such, they should be social (who woulda thought)
Fifth, and this is only if you feel lucky, find a life partner (preferably a significant other of the opposite gender.) good luck ok.
Im 25, and in a similar situation if you telescoped everything
>last gf was 6 months ago
>slowly lost social life over the past few months
>work as a merchandiser for 16/hr
>have a useless polisci degree and 40k of debt
I stared off overnight stocking at target for 8 months. I have no idea how i went that long, but I just learned to become numb to everything. I applied for the current position im in now and got hired. Transitioned directly from target to this job.
Im gonna try to become a sales rep when this job gets cut in august. Being a liqour sales rep would be a dope job. I'm gonna continue to leech off my parents untill my student debt is paid off (hopefully by 2018-19)
Research what would conceivably be the next step in the hierarchy of the jobs you used to work. You're also gonna have to learn to embrace the suck.
>sick of physical strain
>the way everyone talks down to you
>you have to answer to them
>opinion doesnt matter
Tough shit. You have to "stay down untill youre up" so to speak. Id sell your vidya ( i dont have one). I endure that daily and am amused by it. They're equally as cucked as i am but just get paid more. The CEO and top execs are the only guys who aren't cucked in any business arrangement.
So in summation:
>stop playing video games
>tough shit
>embrace the suck
>learn to suffer
>become numb
When my job gets cut, I'm gonna go to thailand for a week for obvious reasons. In the meantime, I'm just gonna work 50 hrs a week to get overtime pay on top of fulltime hours, so I can pay off my student loans
>>35527013
>>35527022
Cheers boys, thanks for that. You wouldnt believe how much better it feels just to have someone acknowledge this shit.
I really agreed with everything both of you said and already feel a little bit of motivation swelling in my mid section.
going somewhere white boy?
>>35526649
>this is your average liberal
>>35526649
"I'm not white, are you blind or what you fucking SJW cunt."
> I know I wouldn't say that IRL though
>>35526649
It is so gender fluid my nuggin` hurts
>Hey anon, how does it feel that I will only ever love your wealth or social status, and will shamelessly cheat on you behind your back the moment I get bored, but society still expects you to take care of me and our children?
>>35526628
You was married ? You're a cuck ? You have childrens ? You know nothing you're just a 19 yo frustrated kid who follow some idiots.
>>35526678
Is it not a common trend ? THere's no denying that its true, in the many cases that yes, men are being maligned and taken advantage of shamelessly once these brain washed women feel the need to be sexually liberated without any consequences for their reckless behavior.
Greentext me what makes your life odd.
Can be relatively or objectively whatever.
I just want a direct assessment in what you think is strange through your scope.
>>35526619
MODS MODS MODS
THIS IS ORIGINAL
>>35526619
Every single person in my immediate family is successful in some way. All white collar, some were even millionaires, but I'm a complete failure.
Just thought it was strange
>>35526619
Nothing does. I'm completely unoriginal.