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you are a filthy fat weeaboo

Hello, Bebe. How are you today?

>>34208426
Tiredddd I am so tired!
Now, it is 20:40 in Japan. What time is it in your location?

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>we already have a few agents with names in that board. Some of them gave gathered quite a big fan Base

>quite a big fanbase

>they don't even realise that nobody likes tripfags

Also what are they going to do? Make a couple of threads that most people will completely ignore anyway?

>>34208375
All those threads turn into shitposting or they're just told to fuck off, seems like wasted effort.

They've tried this with /pol/ before, but ended up making memes and, ironically, attracting more of the /pol/ types to the site.

>>34208336
It works the same way in nature, just look at most bird species. Females choose the mate based on things like their singing, "dancing", nest and other factors. Males have to meet that criteria in the hope of being chosen as a mate.

>>34208836
Choosers should be the one that make the first move given if interest is shown in them. Female birds choose to allow which males have sex with them. Female humans, however, insist that males both show interests and initiate sex. Exactly what do women do in courtship that other female animals don't naturally do?

>>34208892
They typically don't because men have always been in the dominant role, thus requiring them to make the first move.

Nature and the way society is doesn't cater to us robots, anon. It likely never will.

Yeah thank god you got oit of there anon its like you forgot /r9k/'s policy all women are whores,leechs nd parasites. She could have been trying to make it out you got her pregnant coz chad pumped and dumped her or pull the rape card for the kicks

>>34208417
I know. I almost forgot on account i might have found an exception.

>>34208417
Not OP. This is what the bitch I lost my virginity to pulled on me.
>Chad impregnates dumb bitch I used to have a crush on.
>Chad bails because he just wants new pussy.
>Girl finds out she is pregnant and knows I used to like her.
>Knows where I worked so she showed up.
>Set up a date with me. I was gullible and didn't realize she was just trying to entrap me.
>Got pretty damn excited for first date thought everything went well and couldn't believe my luck.
>She wanted to meet again two nights later.
>Pushes sex on me.
>Only talk through text for the next week before she sends me a text saying she is pregnant.
>Realize that isn't possible because I got a vasectomy when I first turned 18 with my dad's help saying I needed to wait until after college for kids.
>Feeling betrayed by her.
>Act like I think its mine.
>Can tell she is happy in text and starts saying we need to live together and raise "our" child together.
>Don't tell her I am leaving for college soon.
>Leave a couple weeks later for college and send her a text saying I had a vasectomy before having sex with her so I know its not mine. Also told her I moved out of state and good luck. Block her number.
>Come back two years later in Summer to visit parents and everyone tells me she is getting child support from Chad and living with some beta.

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>>34208288
It's very boring

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I really like widgets

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I need new icons

>>34208163
you should know

you obviously have it

>>>/b/

>>34208163
>Just a sperg with an excuse

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>>34208163
Here you go:
http://calgaryautism.com/characteristics.htm

And you could always read picture related.

>>34208116
I hear no fap
works for that too anon
get on it.

>>34208116
It's a god- given Gift.
Only the blessed can think fast and win a conversation.

You should surrender to the true master Race: the fast thinkers

>>34208116
You might actually be retarded (no joke), or at least sub-90 IQ territory. Remember, the colloquialism for 'retard' is 'slow' for a reason.

>>34208095
You can't fix something when your broken yourself

>>34208114
Sure you can anon.

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>>34208114
but its how it usually is, you automatically ignore your own despair and try to "fix" hers, mending eachother in the process.
But alas life is not like an anime where unconditional love exists, once shes out of her mental hole shell go after chads because she never really liked you and only was with you because she was feeling utterly shit, ofcourse this applies to men too.
Were just filthy humans who only feel love so the chance of reproduction and the survival rate of the spawn would increase. i hate it here

I am so confused by the meaning of the facial expressions on each side.

What have you seen, Spongey? What do you know about other people's garbage?

>>34208082
make more putrid smell in order to mark your territory and show them who is boss.


Alternatively they may be crying because of the smell. So you should cry louder while doing it.

>>34208082
ask him if he's alright and if he needs anything

be casual about it and that guy will feel grateful for the rest of his life

>>34208068
the fuck is wrong with her ass? gross.

>>34208068
it goes in the archive you big DUMB

>>34208068
Saved forever and subject to almost instantaneous retrieval by the authorities.

>>34208059
>after looks is having a great smelling cologne

good to know
I'll be skipping the cologne then

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>>34208059
>tfw i literally have that cologne

am i chad now?

>>34208281
>smells good

What the literal fuck are you doing on this board normalfag

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>>34208008
Muji, Uniqlo, and the interwebz
>mfw random ban

>>34208307
>moon clothes

Huh, neat. Expensive though, but I guess all new clothes are.

>>34208411
They are still quite cheap compared to actual expensive items that cost thousands of dollars

It is probably you

>>34207949
>some other day I tell her her music was bad and depraved, including some of her drawings

Socially unacceptable behavior

>I never called her names, just pointing out some things I would like corrected in the future

You don't own her. "Some things I would like corrected in the future" jesus christ dude.

It's your fault jackass, she rightfully thinks you're a weirdo creep.

>>34207949
>some other day I tell her her music was bad and depraved, including some of her drawings

that is a no no op, emotional tampons are just there to listen and to reaffirm w/e shitty believes about the world and herself she might have.

you are the emotional tampon op.

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4chanx ate my file name so if you don't know about this it's called Kuzu no Honkai.
The part relevant to us(or just me) is that neither of them love each other and they're having sex just because.

>>34207967
A lot of /r9k/ do not care about "purity". They don't admit it themselves but they just want a hole attached to a person to stick their dicks in.

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Testerino originalio

Well, i can kinda agree with this, i had season when i tried to think stuff positively, and it works in some way. I am more happier about myself. But darkness is always looming behind me.

man I get that feel every time I come here. I feel like I just go here to depress myself. luckily it's gotten a lot softer and nicer than it used to be. there are even girls here and people in relationships.

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>>34208092
>implying that people here in relationships will make you less depressed instead of more depressed