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i am considering getting some 4chan tattoos, ama.
i want the 4 leafed clover and some more board specific ones for here and /pol/.
will be doing it myself with a tattoo gun i bought online.
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>>38515751
Kill yourself you degenerate faggot.

Originalio
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Get the cockmongler. Prob hard to draw but it'd be worth it
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>>38515751
tattoos are for human trash
but then again /r9k/
have fun anon

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>dick doesn't work
>deep balding
>I look like i'm 40

and im only 19

what do?
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>>38515715
I'm 24 and I'm already losing hair and graying. I feel like I'm meant to die young.
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>>38515715
Shave your head and consult your doctor about the dick thing. That may actually be symptomatic of something bigger.
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>be 22
>look 15 years old
not sure if i'd swap with you OP

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Hey Robots i'm new here, how do I become a robot?!
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>>38417879
You try your best to install gentoo in your uterus
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are you a virgin?
do you have a gf?
how old are you?
how much do you weigh?
how tall are you?
do you have any diagnosed mental illnesses?
do you have a job?
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>>38417879
Do you have a fetish? Get one (I recommend giantess). Do you have a gf? Lose her. Do you have a job? Either become a NEET or make sure your job is absolutely dead end and miserable. Do you have friends? Not anymore, you don't.

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Is there really any difference between buying a 3rd world wife vs dating? You still have to make her happy
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>>38417867
someone like you should just stay away from women.
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Who wouldn't date the pizza delivery guy? It is scientifically proven they have huge dicks.

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https://store.steampowered.com/app/323580/Jotun_
http://www.gog.com/game/jotun

Add a copy to your account while you can
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You made this thread earlier in the week.
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>>38417887
he makes it multiple times a day on here and /v/

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Sir do you realize how fast you were wagecucking back there?

License and registration please.
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Thank you for SERVING our community, officer. You're doing a good JOB.
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>>38417823
My white privelage will surely get me out of this mess

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suicidal retard looking for someone to talk to discord olive#4190

ik this is a stretch but i need it if theres anyone out there please
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>>38515684
Damn can't discord. How are you feeling today anon?
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>>38515684
Not discord, but talk here?
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>>38515684
I'll add you, but only if you answer this very important question first

Green or purple olives?

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>tfw 24 years old in less than 3 months

where did all the time go

post things from your childhood, music or pics, doesnt matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MNAktk9ei8
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That really made me feel OP, here's my contribution.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgIM9P_7r88

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Who /summerclass/ here?

I'm taking cell bio and it's hot and have no A/C and it's fucking Boston km
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HAHAHAA LOOOSSEER IM AT HOME NEETING AND HAVING SUMMER VACATION WITH NICE AC BIIIAAATCH
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>>38417784
yeah haha, I'm such a loser lol

We live in a universe where evil is always eventually punished, but good is almost never rewarded - often punished more than evil, in fact.
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>>38417707
Daria was my waifu until Tom showed up. Tom is a faggot and he ruined the show.
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lol evil is punished..
Retard.
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>>38417875
It's slow, but it always seems to happen eventually. Seems to take decades. But good is never rewarded and almost always punished with haste.

k so anyone at all who uses contacts should be saying WHAT THE FUCK right now
https://on.rt.com/8hxt
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Who else here is vibrating slightly, yet rapidly?
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Has anyone else been driven to psychosis by unrequited love? I was damaged and unstable before, but "she"' has driven me to the brink of madness, and she did it without the first bit of malicious intent. She crushed me in ways that those who deliberately torture me could never even dream of.

I think whatever sanity remains will be gone by the year's end. I love her but she is murdering my soul, very swiftly.
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>>38417676
>She crushed me in ways that those who deliberately torture me could never even dream of.
how so?

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lt's that time again wagecucks.
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>>38417671
This doesn't seem very realistic
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>>38417694
Oh but it is sweetie

>mfw no smart, nihilistic gf with a wicked sense of humour to cuddle while talking about our future self built utopia while listnening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzcpUdBw7gs

i think that ill have to kill myself if this goes on any longer or maybe im just too picky
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>>38417666
You should probably kill yourself OP, so that r9k doesn't have to suffer from your terribLe posts ever again
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>>38417666
You have been blessed fucking retard, you better make her lifetime happy anon
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>>38417666
>Considers himself a nihilist
>Cares about having a girlfriend
>Is interested in planning his future
>Wants to build a utopia
>Will kill himself if he has to wait too long for his dreams to come true

Is there a single person on the internet who actually understands what nihilism is?


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