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>Lower your standards they said
>stop being picky they said
>Realize that most women that are not Stacy or average are too far gone mentally thanks to years of mental damage and emotional neglect to be in any relationship
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>lower my standards
>the lower standard still only want Chad

when will this meme end?
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>>38271624
Because uglies, whales , suicidal and mentally ill girls still want to feel like Stacy and reject us
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>>38271624
Its their nature, women not only biologically have the urge to date up but a social one too, sex isn't something women do for pleasure, otherwise they would settle just to have it like guys do.

Just think about it /r9k/, the world is so big that you could be brutally murdered and not a single person would know
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>>38271473
>you could be brutally murdered and not a single person would know
>post a person who many people literally saw brutally murdered
k then
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>>38271545
>implying theres a difference
Nobody did anything
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>>38271473
The world is big, but people would know if I was murdered. I wouldn't show to work. Even if you murdered me in the middle of nowhere and I was never found and no one knew I was brutally murdered, they would know I was gone. So I guess I could be brutally murdered and no one might now, but what's the point?

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>While masturbation induced ejaculations don't seem to have that big of an effect on serum testosterone levels, sex with a real person does. For example: In a study of 44 men visiting a sex club, it was noted that the men who actually had sex in the club with a woman, noted a nice 72% average increase in their testosterone levels, while the men who only watched the act, got a boost of 11%.
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>cant have sex with a woman because I am a low-test beta
>having sex with a woman would raise my test, but I can't attract a woman to have sex with because I am a low-test beta
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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>>38271471
>Implying it's difficult to get laid
It's difficult the first time, after that it's as easy as stealing candy from a baby.
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fake and gay
____ in all fields

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Why don't we just put homeless people in privately run work camps so nobody has to deal with them?
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>privately run
Nah
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>>38271485
But if they were government run then we'd have to waste money on them
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>>38271456
what if the hobo is depressed and doesn't want to work?

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Let's pretend that

>You're at the Grand Canyon with your qt dream wife and 9 yr old child
>You're all at the edge of a cliff taking in the beautiful scenery
>You decide to take a picture of your wife and child infront of that great backdrop
>As you get into position ways away, the ground your dear family was standing on suddenly gives way
>They're both clinging for their lives as you rush towards them
>You only have time to save one of them, the other will fall to their death

Who comes first?
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the child.
the child more life ahead of it whereas a middle aged woman has comparatively lived a more full life
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child
wifey would want it
otherwise i wouldn't have married her
>>38271788
fucking spot on
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>>38271418
The child so I can turn her into my loli sex slave like my man fritzl

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>tfw literally all your female family members are attractive and you want too bang all of them
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Same. I would tear up my mom and my grandma. They're both hot as fuck. My aunt is super sexy and her daughters drive me nuts. It's a rough life surrounded by temptation.
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>tfw your super cute underage cousin flirts with you and purposely teases why sitting on your lap and pressing her tits against you
It just might be worth the jailtime guys.
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>tfw they're not attractive but still banged them

Well, one.

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who else been ghosted here? let it off your chest
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>>38271118

happened to me in december of 2014, someone i'd known since summer of 2011 decided they were done with me and banned me from their FFXIV guild and blocked me on all forms of social media. as far as i could tell they had no reason to hate me other than maybe messaging them a little too often. they'd been in and out of being sexually explicit with me in chats but then they'd get a gf/bf for a little while and tone it down. i imagine they might have just gotten too weirded out by how our interactions worked out
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>>38271118

Every single person I know has ghosted me. I never do it to people. People who asked me for my phone number have ghosted me. Fuck people you all.
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>>38271165
do you still play ffxiv? what server were you on?

Are there days when you wake up and just feel bad?
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>>38271114
>Are there days when you wake up and just feel bad?
Every day for the past 20 years?
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>>38271114
It's just one of those days when you don't wanna wake up. Everything is fucked. Everybody sucks.
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>>38271114
You can't wake up and feel bad if you just feel bad all the time.

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reminder if you pronounce Pepe "Peh Pay" you're a normie

It's "Peep"
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i pronounce it pee pee desu
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>>38271090
Spanish pronunciation is the only right answer
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It's Peh-Pee desu

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Whose side are you on in the great meme war to come?
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Neutral. I'm just here to watch the shitshow. And meme.
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>>38271050
Whatever side either upsets or will cause the greatest discomfort to normies. I'm like this in all my positions.

For instance: marijuana - I personally don't give a shit but I vote against it because I don't want to give normies more opportunities to party.
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>>38271050
>memewar
letting normalfags use memes was a mistake

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWcxaoEDG1E&ab_channel=InvisiblePeople

I'm going to get a homeless teenage waifu.

>Doesn't need money
>All she cares about is food and sleep
>Would (probably) never cheat or leave you because she will back on the street.
>Will love her children because she was never loved herself

What the fuck are we waiting on? Lets get some homeless teenage waifus before they get corrupted.
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Women would rather live on the street that sleep with robots
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>>38271054
Sad, but fucking true anon
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>>38271041
>Robots are so fucked we are replying on homeless girls as a last resort.

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Why are you the way that you are? Honestly.
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Why should I be anything else?
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>>38271033
>Why are you the way that you are?
Cuz that's how my parents and my teachers raised me, duh. People are usually products of their environment
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>>38271033
I don't know but i wish i wasn't

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I fucking hate awkward silence!!!
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things normies say general?
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Is that why you're being so loud?
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>>38271025
>he has conversations

REEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIE OUT OUT OUT

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I've gotten a T-shirt press, Dubs decides what I put on a shirt.

If no dubs, then I'm going to put a Vietnam Wojak with Born to Feel under it.
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How much $$$ did your t-shirt press cost? Is it a silkscreen? How many colors can you put on 1 design?

>t. possible /biz/raeli
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>>38270895
If I get dubs, you have to put "I <3 Women" on your shirt.
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WILLY BUM BUM
WILLY WILY BUM BUM

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Im wasting my life away, i haven't had any experiences,


This sucks.
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>>38270888
So log out and get a life.
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join the army anon
where do you live?
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>>38271428
Fight for Israel, hell no.


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