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>sister lets out husky into the backyard because she seems excited
>hops one time to cover 10 feet and snaps the neck of a rabbit all in under 2 seconds

well, that just happened

she's crying her eyes out right now
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>>38158943
I don't see the problem, isn't that normal behavior for dogs ? Especially a large dog like a husky. Nothing to get upset over.
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HAH. Nature, tragedy, and comedy.
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>>38158943
well a dog will be a dog anon

>my boypussy is ovulating
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daddy's gonna put a buttbaby in you
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>>38158938
>man's asshole
>ovulating

You need professional help.
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>>38159095
well hellllllooooo there reddit

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Are you supposed to get a bit of a headrush when you get really angry and then talk to yourself for a while trying to let it out?

Any other robots experienced this kind of anger before?
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Suit yourself

Might as well black out and go on a murder spree
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Wow that's a lot of data to be just for anger you should try being happy
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>>38159099

last time I tried it, there were people who just would shit on it just to make me feel bad again

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Here's a cringe one

> First week of middle school
> Gunbound Online is extremely popular among everyone my age
> I'm spam queing games alone one day and I run into a player named Inuyashafangirl or something to that effect.
>I tell her I love the show as well and we hit it off and start playing together regularly
> One day we start talking about where we live and stuff.
> We find out we actually go to the same middle school.
> Shes freaking out like shes just met her possible soulmate, meanwhile my spaghetti is already spilling.
> We agree to meet before first period at a certain spot
> I stand there alone waiting with my heart racing
> She never shows up. Later online I ask her what happened and she makes up an excuse that I can't remember.
> She obviously saw me from a distance and saw that I wasn't her type.
> She later started dating one of my close friends at the time and gave her virginity to him.
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>>38158879
Thats rough anon I'm sorry to hear that. Hope it gets better man
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>>38158879
I got a few. Here's one from middle school when I wasn't yet a complete shutin?:

>middle school
>wandering around outside at lunch break alone
>group of 4 girls I don't recognize shouting something at me
>they get a little closer, can't hear the name but they're saying "[so and so] likes you"
>I walk up and ask really?
>they all laugh and make some taunting chant then walk off
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>>38158879
Damn that's rough, anon, reminds me of a time where I tried to befriend some people at a lunch table during lunch back in middle school at the beginning of the school year, one of the girls there brought me to a table next to the special ed kids and told me she would grab lunch and come back to talk more and she instead went back to the other table after me waiting a good 15 minutes like a jackass then I realized what happened and I just went straight to the bathroom out of embarrassment

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We're gonna reach a point where machines have replaced humans in almost all jobs.

At this point 95% of the population will be unemployed and starving, the machines will stand still, because nobody earns money to afford consuming what they're producing, and the rich who run it all struggle to pay for the machines because nobody is buying their products.

This is our future.
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>>38158861
>implying no Armageddon
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>>38158861
>At this point 95% of the population
what
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>>38158861
Thinking about this is disconcerting because our society is not ready ideologically for this kind of technology. We still fall for the ''bootstraps'' meme.

ENOUGH. THIS IS IT. I'M FUCKING DONE. IF I DON'T FUCK A GIRL RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA END UP ON THE NEWS I SWEAR TO GOD. I'M FUCKING SICK OF BEING A VIRGIN
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>>38158815
>IF I DON'T FUCK A GIRL RIGHT NOW, I'M GONNA END UP ON THE NEWS
no you won't.
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Maybe this time you'll get replies eh sport?
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>>38158815
t. eric harris. well, not really. you'd never do something as bold as what he did

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Would you date a girl with a mental disability IF she was Japanese?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B0nvgsnNvhE
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>chink with autism
oh hell no
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>>38158796
> would you date a girl

Yes. I'd date a girl. Any girl. Don't care what kind. As long as she was born a girl, is a girl and loves me.
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>>38158796
>Would you date a girl
What the fuck OP no that's gross

I'd never date a girl because they like dicks and eveyrone knows liking dicks it's gay

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>doctor said that will cut off left leg
it's over lads, i will die a virgin

no more hope
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>tfw all limbs
Always wanted to lose a limb, ever since I was very young. You are lucky op, girls will still fuck you no worries. Be thankful it isn't an arm.
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>>38158771
Hey man it's not all that bad. Yeah it sucks at first but once you get fake leg(s) it gets a whole lot better as you learn to get around again. Are you losing it above or below the knee?
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>>38158806
>Always wanted to lose a limb,
Same desu

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> talk to a girl
> tell her how much I like her after she tells me that first
> things go well
> she tells me the cutest things. Bought me a few games which was surprising
> we spend every moment together
> she suddenly stops talking
> she tells me "she's not feeling well and doesn't want to talk with anyone at all"
> see her online in games always playing with some guy, sometimes for 8-10 hours without long breaks

What the fuck just happened
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>>38158761
You fell for the 3D meme.
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>>38158761
she met someone better
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You over exposed yourself to her and she got sick of you. You have no depth to your personality and she feels like she already figured you out. You're weak.

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Happy 4th, Randy.
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Look at those eyes. He was dead before he was born
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>>38158731
no that's just what people look like when they spend hours standing around at work doing tasks fit for a chimp.
this dude had the tism but his job must have been extremely boring
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he looks pretty /fa/ there desu

Have you ever gone out with a girl
Who literally couldn't even set aside an hour or two for you and not talk to Chad? Multiple times have i seen this on a date. Once the girl kept pulling her phone out while we were eating, and i saw she kept opening snapchats. I acted like i wasn't paying attention but i could see out of the corner of my eye that it was a Chad. Then she would giggle to herself and quickly type something back.

Then another time i actually made it to cuddling with a girl. She checked her phone to see what time it is and the stupid roastie didn't even close out tinder; Chad's profile was right there.

Then i always know i'm nothing to a girl from tinder if immediately after the date i see she's tinding. I always sit in my car for a few minutes after a tinder date to see how well it went. I usually see that she's less then a mile away. Then i close the app, click her again and she's 2 miles away. 5 minutes later i do it again and she's 8. Then again and again, 10 miles, 13 miles, 18, 24. Tinder updates this every time you open it, and most bitches are literally hitting up Chads the very SECOND they leave their date with me, texting them while they're driving like fucking retards.

This is what makes me want to give up. No matter what, there's ALWAYS a Chad present.
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>>38158629
what the loving fuck did you expect from a woman who uses Tinder?
is this b8 or are you really this naive?
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They're glued to their phones. I'm at the point in my life where I'd probably beat one to a pulp if they disrespected me like that.
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>>38158629
Pretend you have a phone call and leave without paying or if it's a free date, just leave them so they feel embarrassed
Theyd do it to you in a heartbeat and most have gone out with the sole intention of free food,

What do you remember?
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Dexter, Powerpuff Girls, Britney Spears, Johnny Bravo,
Maybe there's Melissa Joan Hart and Chad Muska in that pic but I'm not sure.
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Who Totally Spies, Megas XLR, flared jeans, navel tank tops, Bionacle etc here?
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>>38158573
Stargate Atlantis and Fullmetal Alchemist

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>another fourth of July
>another year of failure
>another night where am gonna drink
>alone with no friends to celebrate with
>all my fault
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How is it your fault
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The local MLB team is playing away tonight so I don't get to watch the fireworks from my glorious view of downtown on the balcony. I'm not a failure though so there is that.
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>>38158563
I'm at work this year :( last year I made out with a qt at a party while watching fireworks we fucked later that night

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These opiate withdrawals. I've tried everything, and its been really fucking hard. I haven't used my drug of choice in over 7 months (heroin), but I've been using suboxone that whole period. I've had terrible mood swings, can't sleep, it's terrible. And it's been 2 weeks! Weed makes things worse, booze kinda helps in moderation, fuck... happy 4th gents. Watching Neil Young is making me happy.
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>>38158518
Alone in a empty house on the 4th here

Dubs man
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I wake up every morning in withdrawals fuck me. First off I pop a few pills or drink some poppy tea then deal with the lesser withdrawals of amphetamine and caffeine. Worst part is half this shit is rx'd, got a script for hydro and oxy daily as well as amphetamine
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>>38158895
Fuck dude. Keep on keeping on. I hope you find peace without pharma interfering with your life.

>>38158808
Cheers my dude. I'm watching a live rendition of Stairway to Heaven listening to fire works while my girl is at my ex girl's house with my 2 daughters.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how bad would it be for me to ask out every girl in my office? One of them has to say yes, right?
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>>38158497
holy shit you're either going to be "that guy" or you're going to get fired for being creepy
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NO.

They will all say no and it will make your time there way more uncomfortable.
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Please don't. If you're desperate enough to attempt that you might as well go literally anywhere else.

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