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I cannot empathize with this feel. They are watching down from heaven I imagine.

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it's an interesting thought but not a happy one

>>36741295
That means they are looking down at you with a sense of extreme disappointment in what you have allowed yourself to become.

I thought this was a tiny guy having sex with a giant girl's buttcheeks

>>36741547
I-It isnt?

>>36741241
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>>36741170
>Cont. after like eight lines

>>36741170
Pretype it out you dumb faggot

>>36741170
the stacies overheard us, ive never talked to them before

>i say yes and walk to the parking lot
>i drive shit minivan, but im one o like 3 kids im my year to have a car
>both of them get in back despite empty passenger seat
>they make comments about the amount of fast food garbage in my car and say theres an odor
>dont say shit to then till we get to mcdonalds

cont

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>>36741144
thats why i dont call myself a robot. i refer to myself as a sperg. Im actually tall, in good shape,good looking and girl think my jew curls are sexy

Reminder: being a "robot" isnt required to post here

your war against the "normies" will never end

if you want to be a robot, fuck you. You can be a hopeless piece of shit without wanting to fit in so badly.

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1. get food
2. eat it

smoke weed. itll solve your problem

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I was getting tired too so I said fuck it and started taking protein drinks and exercising. My older mommy gf would tease me for being skinny.

So I said fuck it. I'm gonna start buying dumbells and exercise equipment online.

Shitty rhythm games,that aren`t on their phones.

protip I can't what?

>>36741091

They can usually get into old arcade games. Pac-Man or Galaga type stuff.

>who still supports trump?
retards

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>>36741041
>Trump-sama?

>>36741071
originalIy WRONG

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I prefer manual tranny but CVT seems alright.

>>36741038
Where in California though OP? I'm near LA.

>>36741038
Are your Cascadian neighbors to the north allowed in? We want our qt tranny gfs too, brother.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GTFO NORMIE

Robots can only be unattractive. If you're anywhere above a 4/10 you do not belong here, you're life is on easy mode even if you're awkward you can still girls into that and friends if you're not a total tard. GTFO!

>>36741009
Still an original virgin?

>>36741059
I can get girls into me for like a minute before they stop wanting to talk to me. It all shines through body language. They can smell the robot inside, trust me I'm no different.
>>36741083
I copped out and dated a fat chick for a while.

Im too fat to be a twink, if only I had the willpower to lose weight. People have told me I have a cute feminine face but I'm like 50 pounds over twink mode.

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Too manly for you

>>36741002
post your accounts

>originality is a the key

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>>36740948

Pic-Roaming

First to three votes takes the round.

Neither but Roaming.

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Marzia is better than both though.

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Express your feelings. I will always be here to listen.

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>>36740897
wanna kill yourself?
I think it's pretty romantic.

>>36740946
it doesnt matter what i say lol
>>36741068
im gonna wait and get a gun

I know Aya would probably want me to do it
but im too scared of stabbing my neck

>>36740834
How about a fucking gun you retard

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>>36740834
I just carry around my spider catching stick.

>tfw gun owning canuck
>tfw not allowed to ccw

Basically what I got against a criminal or assailant is my dick.

don't fap...?
obvious desu

drink a lot of alcohol, thats what i do when im feeling down

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>>36741458
>get really drunk
>scared of dying for some reason
>wake up next day with a hangover
>want to kill myself but too apathetic to get out of bed

It's all shitty, normalfag-tier advice for teenage girls and homosexual nu-males who want to kill themselves over petty shit.

Temporary problem with a permanent solution. As if a shit life isn't a permanent problem.

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>Don't kill yourself!
>Why?
>Because I'll be sad!

o-oh, I'm sorry you'll feel sad