>tfw asian and addicted to WMAF porn
>tfw started crossdressing so that I can get BWC too
>tfw all I want is a gf to share BWC with
>>38913858
this is gay and pathetic af. wtf i swrong with you? KYS
>>38913876
>see WMAF couple outside
>pretend to be angry
>go home and masturbate to WMAF porn
WTF is wrong with me
>>38913858
>tfw no asian gf (female) and (male) to fuck and make worship my 7" cock
ITT: post the most annoying sounds in the world
ill go first
>girls laughing
>>38913827
People chewing with their mouth open/and our making popping/smacking sounds while chewing
>>38913827
Pencil lead at the wrong angle
Also it depends who the girl is and their voice
>>38913827
Sound of someone eating an apple or an orange.
>one chance in life
>born in the United fucking kingdom
>terrible weather
>ugly architecture
>disgusting culture
>ugly inbred people
>small houses and gardens on a cramped tiny island filled
Never stood a fucking chance. I get so fucking envious when I see a big American house with 4 bedrooms, at least two bathrooms and a big garden with grass and trees. A good 300k house in America would be at last 1 million in the UK.
>>38913798
Why not move to the U.S?
>>38913798
the us seems like a way shittier place than europe desu
>>38913825
As long as you don't live near niggers or spics it's pretty nice.
How do people become drug addicts?
Just stop using drugs you degenerates.
Go to rehab and detox and that's it.
What a bunch of fucking morons.
>>38913791
How do people become poor?
Just get money you peasants.
Go get a job and work and that's it.
What a bunch of fucking morons.
How do people become depressed?
Just be happy you mopers.
Go do something and have fun and that's it.
What a bunch of fucking morons.
How do people stay single?
Just get a gf you virgins.
Go to a bar and chat with a girl and that's it.
What a bunch of fucking morons.
>>38913791
After having spoken with some heroin addicts, the real problem is that heroin feels great. Like, really great.
Even guys who've been clean a long time are like, yeah, life just kind of sucks compared to heroin.
>>38913791
Good baitaroni pepperoni
does anyone else fantasize about being in an relationship? things like
>going shopping
>discussing which restaurant to go to
>cuddling
>watching movies together
>gymming together
No because I'm in a relationship so I do all that stuff regularly.
>>38913778
24/7. A lot of the time it dreams about cuddling or waking up first and seeing them curled up next to you peacefully. It makes me really depressed to know that I'll never be in a relationship
>>38913778
Having just got out of a two year relationship, no.
Ask a guy who has started going to a gay sauna anything.
A few quick points:
>The purpose of gay saunas is for guys to fuck and suck.
>I'm a slightly twinkish guy with a large cock so have gotten a lot of attention.
>I'm 26 and bi
If anyone else has any similar experiences share them here.
any plans for when you get aids and spend the last days of your life wondering how hot is the lake of fire you're going to after you die?
>>38913701
(Toi)
>>38913657
What are your favourite ingredients for sandwich?
I think I may have achieved the ultimate form of robot-dom.
I have never had a crush, had someone I liked, or someone I'd like to date since I was 14. I have no friends at all, and I have no emotional connection to my parents. I used to have friends but I had no desire to maintain the relationships, so they fell apart.
Two people have confessed to being in love with me, but in both instances, I only found them tolerable, and felt absolutely nothing. They were both guys, and although I'm "bi", I wasn't interested. I dated one for three years, and I just broke it off with the other out of frustration for feeling nothing.
I felt nothing when I broke up with them.
I'm not a pyschopath, I can feel empathy, and people think I'm kind. But, I can't seem to form emotional connections with people.
What the fuck do I do?
I've completely lost my sex drive and haven't masturbated for over 6 months. My old hobbies were watching ecchi anime and masturbating.
>>38913615
I jack off daily and although sex felt better, I prefer it to sex because I get to do it alone
>I dated one for three years
>I may have achieved the ultimate form of robot-dom
>he thinks Asian women are nicer and more caring than white women
>meanwhile, in Asia, Asian girls are eating animals alive and abusing them for fun
https://youtu.be/a9R54Z8xJk8
>>38913491
And there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. Animals are worthless non-humans, only beings human DNA matter. Animals are lucky anyone is delusional enough to care about them at all.I fucking hate animals, especially dogs and wasps, they can go rot and die
>>38913537
Asian here, they're not abused for fun. She's just prepping to chop it up, the bowl or tray she's gonna put the parts on is up screen. Usually in the 1st world we do it in garages where nobody sees though.
>>38913575
Why does she have to nail its legs while it's alive?why does she have to touture it before death?do Asians think tortured animals meat tastes better?
Who /comfywatchingtheworldburn/ here?
>>38913522
Not me i'm too anxious
I am searching for massdestruction for almost 12 years.
Never found it.
>I feel where close to it
>>38913522
OP, if we could hang out and experience the exact same thing like pic related, I would really enjoy it.
>be me
>be 20 y/o wagecuck
>boss and I get along really well
>boss invites me to his Stacy daughter's 18th birthday to enjoy the birthday barbecue, as he put it
Am I overthinking this?
>>38913484
Short answer yes.
Long answer, you are definitely over thinking it and should just go to eat and make an appearance
just be nice to his daughter whatever you do. Just pretend like she's your daughter
definitely invited you over to bang his daughter. go for it man and make sure he knows about it
Tell me your story on how you have been used by women fellow robots.
>>38913473
>girl notices I did well on a test
>Oh Anon, you're so smart! Can you help me with this?
>help her
>Oh Anon, you're like a genius! Do you have any advice about this?
>give her advice
>decide to tell her I want to get to know her better
>Oh um, sorry. I don't see you that way.
She stopped talking to me after that.
It's happened with maybe 10 to 15 girls.
I haven't, because I'm not a need insecure little shit bending over backwards for a distant barely implied promise.
Well. Okay.
This one time at band camp
>live in shithole country
>a wagecuck semi-shit wage is around 460$ / month 5days/week 8hour/day
Is it possible to earn this by doing youtube videos with trash content or something equally stupid? It's fucking laughable to work 40 hours a weak + 2 hour transportation every day for literal slave wage.
Be a twitch streamer and be charismatic and yeah you can earn well above that.
>>38913415
How the fuck you make money off YouTube? I've never figured it out
>>38913415
I would argue that prison labor is closer to slavery than wagekek is
>tell you a shitty joke they found on reddit
>call you moody/grumpy for not laughing at it
>i'm so anti-social all i do is post on social media
>just bee yourself
You know I'm not trying to defend normies but depression is starting to scare me. Like at first it wasn't that common, but now with every decade that appears it grows worse and worse. It wasn't always like this. And sure you might say that normies have a "meme" version of depression but I don't think thats true. I think that even the normies are starting to get depressed. But what I want to know is why? If normies and chads start to have things go shitty for them how much worse do you think it'll get for us?
However the reasons I come up with are endless
Is it the 9-5 work routine? Is it the expectations of having to marry someone because society says so? Is it because people are letting women walk over them. Is it because we might be constantly watched through our phones? Something in our foods? Is it because technology is advancing and getting out of control? Because we're addicted to our celebrities/Ecelebs/Seiyuus/Anime/Video games? Is it because of all the bread and circuses they have nowadays? Is it some big elaborate conspiracy? Is it jews?
I don't know but I don't want to die knowing that a small percent of the world has these and all the other answers and is just laughing at me and seeing me as a peasant or sheep.
>>38913331
>asks what I listen to
>weird stuff
>like what?
>harsh noise, IDM, ambient, drone, breakcore, drill and bass, artpop, etc.
>oh
I don't even consider the stuff I listen to that weird but normies aren't accepting of experimentation in music and I hate it so much. I can't share anything with them without feeling embarrassed.
>>38913560
I think it's the fact that life seems meaningless in a world where God is no longer relevant in our lives, self-made meaning is looked down upon by the social elite because it ruins their ideals of conforming to the system, and everything we do is so mundane and boring.
It isn't fair. It just isn't fair...
>>38913314
That's just how it is, anon.
Do not expect anything from the world, even if you were to sacrifice everything, it does not care.
HELLO!
LUCKY YOU!
MY NAME IS YOU-KAZAMI!
I HAVE THE ANSWERS TO YOUR LIFE QUESTIONS!
MY APPEARANCE IS VERY RARE!
ASK AND RECEIVE THE ANSWERS!
OR JUST KEEP ON DOING THE SAME THING!
>>38913792
post feet please
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imagine having even one of your muscles in working condition
nothing spectacular, just functioning. when was the last time you tried a push up? how did it go?
>>38913199
Pretty well. I'm reasonably fit, just not hueg. It's not too hard if you do a little bit every day. Any lazy robot can do a few pushups or a plank in his room.
>>38913199
Well I'm physically quite fit. Last time I did push ups was a couple days ago. Went ok, hadn't done them in a while so was a bit sore the next day.
>>38913199
I'm naturally fit enough to do basic things.
I found out all the things from below from my /fit/ sperg-out that lasted for a week until I gave up.
I can sprint for ~100 meters, I can do 20 pushups, 40 squats, and I can lift about 180 pounds (80 kg). For physical reference, I am 6'3" and 125 lbs.
I've always thought people are joking when they say some people have muscles that don't function.