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S-SHUTUP BITCH

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>he tucks his blanket in a roll between his legs like he has a gf

that sounds pretty shitty
maybe look for neet housing for people who can't work and go neet that way

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Pro-tip: Bringing a firearm to work can make any job a laugh riot

Ka?

Samekindofofficeblox

>>35473812
It's fine as long as you're just holding hands, cuddling, kissing, and giving each other handjobs and brojobs.
If you start having anal sex, people might start thinking you're gay, but that doesn't necessarily make you gay.

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>>35474013
>If you start having anal sex, people might start thinking you're gay, but that doesn't necessarily make you gay.
what does make you gay?

can people in public tell if I've had anal sex?

>>35475163
>can people in public tell if I've had anal sex?
Only if you go around talking about it.
I'm not sure what makes someone gay, I think it's if you're only sexually and emotionally attracted to the same gender.
Is there someone in particular you've got a crush on?

>>35473810
>top post is literally a cuck post
link?

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CANNOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP

riginal

>>35473810
>>35473833

https://www.reddit.com/r/wifesharing/comments/5yzjo6/1000_upvotes_shell_fuck_a_random_reddit_user_and/

Fucking Reddit I swear

>>35473778
>Not first edition

There was like a 100 dollars there max even at its peak in popularity

>>35473820
I never said I had a lot of luck, just that I blew all of it.

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>tfw too lazy to sell my TCG collection
If I did it correctly around a thousand I could make off of it.

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I missed this cute thread

cute ducks ducks are cute cute

>>35473747
>>35473776
saemfag

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>mummy found the loli closet

origona

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>uncle unveiled the urs of urine

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>the cumrantula broke out of its cage and is lose in the house

>cant find the dog

>>35473566
shower seems like literally the best place for this to happen tho

>>35473566
better in the shower than in your fucking pants, right man?

>>35473566
Happened in my pants while I was trying to take a piss this morning does that count

>>35473536
No one wants to be here.

>>35474162
I want a bitch to fuck

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Thanks for the tendies, mummy

>>35473491
>living with people who touch your food and talk to you
no fucking thank you. i wear earbuds all the time just so my family won't bother talking to me. i don't even listen to anything most of the time, but i just ignore them unless they insistently try to get my attention and then i act like a dick for being interrupted.

take that sweetie shit back to the store and get a refund, cunt

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>>35473606
Don be mean to mummy

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wight here breh

>>35473574
what kind of apple are you eating, friend?

pink lady for me

>>35473471
then you shouldnt touch your face like this

>>35473471
step 1: delete all porn on your pc
step 2: delete all porn bookmarks
step 3: avoid nsfw boards
step 4: find an activity that keeps your mind busy (job, studies, sport, hobby, vidya)

watermelon fgt

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>husky uploads a video of it howling

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>>35473318
>she will never sing you to sleep while cuddling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltgA8nzDVxc

test bost

>>35473315

0h here's the loink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMwBVQZC8GM

>>35473315
Have they though? This seems like a self-pity attempt to me/im special gibe me things (ex. What fembots do)

>>35473330
How bad is this slut's roast beefitus if she can't even wear a swimsuit without her meat flaps hanging out?

I should have been one of those guys who takes black-and-white pictures of naked little girls.

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>>35473294
>check prices of profesional cameras

no thanks

>implying this comic isn't a fantasy
>implying she won't hit you after saying that and call the police
>implying that line works for anyone other than Chad