When did you realize your penis size was legitimately small or below average?
For me I was about 15 or 16 and my penis had been the same size and not really changed. I'm 5 inches long and 5 inches around erect.
Most of my friends claimed 6-7 and seemed incredibly honest about it. A female classmate claimed that 5 inches "was small" once and that really hit the nail on the coffin for me.
Tell me your experiences?
Maximum size to claim 'small or below average: 5.5 inches long and 5 around.
Anything above 6 x 5 is considered normal.
>>39091519
Don't you know you're supposed to cheat when you measure your doodle? Turns out that this ("bone pressed") is the way everyone in the world measures their cocks for some reason.
Only found out a couple days ago that I'm just over 7 inches! I sure love real measurements!
I have an above average dick (though not by much) with a high girth:length ratio and am also tall and an endomorph (read: refrigerator-tier torso) so it looks comparatively small
feels mediocre man
>>39091562
I don't trust bone-pressed and I don't really understand it.
I'm skinny fat and Pressing the ruler in only gives me about half an inch?
But then I would have to look like a recently freed holocaust survivor to obtain that.
I can't find any paths in life that will leave me feeling satisfied and content. I'm always depressed. I feel so sick that I've got the same dispossession and emptiness as most serial killers and mass shooters.
So give up.
most serial killers are driven by a sexual compulsion not depression, get medication or therapy and read a book fucktard
Joseph knew what was up
>Dad runs a red light
>Lecture him for a while about how that's dangerous and wrong, putting himself as well as others in danger
>after about 20 minutes he gets annoyed at snaps at me to knock it off already
I don't really care about your thread but that's a really cute pic
I like how it kind of anthromorphisizes women, making them seem like they have human emotion
>>39091309
I am a girl and find your post kind of offensive. Am I going to have to lecture you for 20 minutes, too?
>>39091269
>good shading
>breasts smaller than head
>drawn twice
good taste
>Go to sign on
>"So you got a rejection email from blah blah blah"
>Yeah
>"How? They don't have your email"
>Don't panic
>"Oh, I'm pretty sure I gave it to them"
>"Can you show it to me on the computer?"
>FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>Haven't applied for a job in months
>Sat at the computer with every bone in my body screaming run
>Decide to stand my ground, if I run I get nothing if I stay I have a chance to still get the money
>Have an idea
>"Sorry I can't get in, I don't know my password since my laptop always auto completes it"
>She's visibly annoyed "That's a bit well...silly. What if you have to use someone elses computer?"
>"I always use my own"
>She puts a report on the system and says it could result in a sanction
>She finally gets me signed and books my next appointment
I think the jig is up now though, they're no doubt convinced I'm a bennies leech now and will look for any reason to kick me off. And fuck going in for 1+ months for no money if they sanction me.
Plus, what are the chances I'll risk getting done for benefit fraud if I go back? I feel a bit proud of myself for having the balls to just double down on the lying and win. Fuck normies.
>>39091160
Why are you so mad at the people that pay you to exist?
I always got around that shit by saying I don't log into my personal accounts on public computers for security reasons.
>>39091160
I was on JSA for about 6 months. Every day I'd log into the portal thingy and just paste 3 - 4 links from other job sites and write 'applied' next to them. Not once was I ever questioned (middle class white guy so figures). Sounds like they've gotten a lot stricter in recent months though.
Going back soon. Too autistic to get an apartment so I'm still in the dorms with the underclassmen. No friends, no extracurricular activities, even my GPA is only a hair north of mediocre.
I wish I was a freshman again.
>>39091130
Who here adult student?
26 navy vet starting in the spring. I keep seeing a lot fo you guys talking about skipping classes and failing and what not. Isnt that a big deal? You guys talk about it so nonchalantly.
Any of you left college after doing poorly and returned? What was that like?
>>39091172
When you are a loser you generally have a very good estimation of just how much you can fail and still maintain your current situation.
Then you gradually creep towards that edge, telling yourself everything is still fine, before finally plummeting over.
I've left college 3 times and am returning again next Fall. I'll be 29.
>>39091172
It is a big deal but it hasn't really sunk in until now. It's my fault and responsibility but I really should have waited a couple years before starting.
I'm on my parents' dime and we're somewhat loaded so I don't get a lot of financial pressures. My mom even said that I could take as long as I need.
I did leave my school after Freshman 1st semester. I spent the rest of the year at a satellite campus. Coming back sophomore year was scary but other than jitters there wasn't any trouble. Everyone deals with shit.
School starts for most college-going robots soon, post your University and what you're worried about the most this year.
I'll start; Having incomplete classes again and being made fun of
>>39091032
Hey. It's the college anon that posted about showing his power level yesterday. Since the last thread the girl apologized and said it was partially her fault for calling me out and afterwards we talked for about an hour. I've been depressed for all of the following day and haven't really talked to anyone. I think it's noticeable.
>>39091032
Uni of Lisbon
I'm worried about fucking up my thesis or not having papers done for publishing
NHTV Breda
I'm gonna be fine in terms of grades, I'm sure, I do a good job and I work hard, but I'm mostly concerned about connections, social stuff.
The people I used to talk with on a near daily basis throughout the school year I hardly spoke through the past month and a half. I don't know what to make of it.
Do you believe in karma?
I was thinking about it today. I had one really bad experience after another, like today was the day the universe decided to take a dump on me.
Retail workers and fast food workers get treated like shit everyday and karma hasn't come back to those rude customers. Karma is only a thing if you're caught doing something bad. If you're doing something bad when you're in a position of power then nothing bad will happen to you. The bullies from my highschool grew up to be in the military, NFL, or some high status career.
>>39090985
That's true, but I guess it depends on your definition of good and evil. You could even say bullying is good because it strengthens people and encourages them to stand up to adversity.
You can be a dick if you're in the right . But to be a dick for no good reason you get bad karma.
What mental illness do you guys have?
nihilism is a mental illness
i haven't gotten myself diagnosed with anything
probably just lazy and spoiled or something
>>39090572
How originally so? Or are you just using mental illness as a derogative?
Summer is almost over, winter is fast approaching edition
>>39090456
>>openly admitting to being a redditor
I use Reddit.
I wouldn't come to 4Chins for anything except shitposting.
Tilde out, Aqualad back in
Realistically how long will it be before tilde commits suicide?
ITT: When you couldn't hide your robot level in public.
>Be me
>Be playing truth or dare with some girls at a party (7)
>It's my turn: i choose truth
>Hey anon what's the last time you kissed a girl
>Ohshit.jpg (i never kissed a girl)
>Try to escape by asking: kissing or french kissing
>They all laugh and say: "french kissing of course"
>Make bullshit story about a girl i supposedly kissed 2 years ago
>WOW ANON YOU SPENT 2 YEARS WHITOUT KISSING A GIRL OMG
>W w w well i didn't found a good one after her
>OMG 2 YEARS !!! I COULD NEVER HAVE DONE THAT
YOU'RE SO SERIOUS
Fuck, everytime i try to meet some people or make some friends shit like this comes up.
My loneliness feels like a trap, i feel like an incomplete individual, like someone who can't walk, i lack a lot of life experiences.
Especially with girls.
How can i deal with this robots ?
>>39090278
>(7)
Why were you playing truth or dare with seven year olds?
>>39090322
We were 7 people
Me and 6 girls
But I guess the party van is alerady on it's way
>at psychologist
>accidentally tell her that i hate jews
>i quickly realize what i said
>laughs hysterically
>what the fuck am i doing.png
>gets really red in my face
>she looks at me with pure disgust
>wake up
>want to die
>>39090234
This is me everyday, then I clean up my room and take the coldest shower I possibly can to shock myself into waking up inside.
Sometimes I can't wake up though.
>>39090266
Wait, feeling alive is possible?
>die
>Reborn into same shitty circumstance that i was in last time
The hell ride does not cease
Who else here /Francophile/?
>love French culture, history, language, etc.
>trying to learn French
>hope someday to live in rural France or at least in Acadia with French Canadians
>>39090140
I fucking hate France with a passion, especially their disgusting, useless language.
Maybe there was something about this country many years ago, but nowadays it is just a shithole by western European standards.
>>39090140
suc de la moi coque, mon ami
maybe a past tense Francophile.
they've had some great artists but their culture is pretty much nonexistent today.
Here is Retard-proof way to move to Japan. Follow this step-by-step guide and you will be in Japan by the end.
Save this guide to your computer somewhere.
These steps start easy, and get gradually harder. YOU CAN DO THIS.
Step 1.) Introduce yourself at a 4chan japanese language learning general
>>>/int/78283352 (beginner)
>>>/int/78320708 (intermediate)
>>>/jp/17481909 (anime weeb)
DISCORD: 3ZKA7zu
Why: this step's important because you need to surround yourself in a community that will support and critique your pursuit of Japanese. You will have to stand up for yourself to make this happen
MOTIVATION: If you need motivation to begin learning japanese, watch this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IOZbJ7PCPk [Open]
Step 2.) Start learning japanese by learning hiragana/katakana. There are many ways to do this. For average 4chan user I recomend steam game 'Learn Japanese to Survive: Hiragana Battle'. It's a 20 hour game that, by the end, you will be motivated to do this shit: http://store.steampowered.com/app/438270 - There is a sequel called Katakana War but you can safely ignore katakana for now
Step 3.) With Hiragana complete, you are mentally ready to tackle this shit. Download and begin core 6k deck. You can find it here: https://djtguide.neocities.org/anki.html
Step 4.) Start Tae Kim's guide. http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/ . Do 1 chapter every 2 days. 1 chapter every day if NEET.
Step 5.) Set Anki for 15-20 words a day. Your objective is to complete core 6k/Tae Kim by end of year
Step 6.) Start attending college. Maybe a community college that is cheap in your area. You need a Bachelor's Degree to go to Japan. This is not optional unless you get a japanese girlfriend, which you will only find in college anyway.
Step 7.) It is now October 2017 (or October 2018). Apply for JLPT. Choose N3. (N2 only if Tae Kim/Core 6k are both 100% complete)
Apply here: http://www.jlpt.jp/e/
>>39089784
Step 8.) Complete JLPT. Take the Harder JLPT exam next year (N2 in 2018 if you took N3, if you took N2 and passed in 2017, aim for N1 in 2018 because why not)
Step 9.) Get associate's degree from your community college. Get a full-time job and save money. You need at least $26,000 in the bank.
Step 10.) Take 2018 or 2019 JLPT. Pass. Remember, if you fail the exam, you are fucked. Do Not fail the exam. It is only administered once a year. This will be your N2 certificate or N1 certificate. This is your ticket to Japan, TIP: If you have acquired N2 or N1 before getting your associate's degree, it is technically possible to move to Japan "early" on under-graduate visa to complete your bachelor's, but for most learners, you will have to wait until you have a bachelor's
If you got this far, you're probably one of the chosen ones. From here on will entail how you transition to moving to Japan from where you are now, so please be mentally ready for what lies ahead
Step 11.) Acquire N2 or N1 certificate based on how good your japanese study was. Acquire bachelor's degree from your community college. Have $26,000 in your bank account.
The door is now open. Your path to Japan is finally open, anon
Select one of the following steps and pursue that specific step until its completion and you will finally live in Japan and earn a japanese flag icon on 4chan
Step 12a.) Student visa method - Apply to japanese university. Show everyone your N2 or N1 certificate to bypass japanese learning school requirement. Enter japanese university on scholarship. Stay in japanese university until you find good job, then leave school and transfer to work visa
Step 12b.) Work visa method: Use the website Gaijob to find a job in japan and apply. Show bachelor's degree, and if required for a translator job, N2/N1 certificate.
Step 12c.) Marriage visa method: Marry a japanese girl. Get free access to japan. You now have access to every single job in japan. Even minimum wage works
>>39089795
Step 12d.) JET Method: Apply to JET Programme. This method does not require $26,000 so if you have trouble acquiring $26,000 this is the method for you. Be warned: JET is 80% autism. You will have severe autistic co-workers who are NOT prepared for Japan. You will be one of the sane, strong 20%. Use time in JET looking for a different job. JET Is a dead-end job, it is only used to get your foot in the door. You will be employed in Japan for a while, use your days off and vacation pursuing other jobs. Also, JET does not require N2. HOWEVER. Your jobs after JET while require Japanese knowledge, so N2 is still highly reccomended if your future is in Japan. Bachelor's degree still required for this method
Apply for JET here (only if doing Step10d): https://jetprogramusa.org/
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Step 12e.) 10 years work experience
If you can't get a bachelor's degree, and you can't get a japanese girlfriend, but you can save $26,000, there is one method for you. If you work the same job for 10-years consecutively, you can apply for japanese job of the same type. For example: Chef in 10 years in America > Chef in Japan. This is the only step besides a marriage visa that does not require bachelor's degree or N2 requirement.
Step 12f.) Rich as fuck method
If you are "Rich as fuck", there is an easy shortcut to Japan. Attend a JLS for 6 months > 2 years. Find a 5-star JLS here: https://gogonihon.com/ - You will spend roughly $30,000 for 2 years in japan. They will teach you Japanese. At the end of 2 years, they will help you apply to Japanese university if you do not have bacheor's degree. If you have bachelor's degree, they will help you find a job in Japan.
THATS IT. These are the only SIX "Real" methods to entering Japan. Pick 1 of these 6. That's all you get.
Good luck anon, you'll need it.
Why would robots want to move to Japan?
When you go there your problems won't just disappear.
Why do men rant about not dating enough girls or having more women approach them? Yet when you do try to flirt, or show interest somehow, they're utterly oblivious?
Fun fact: Reddit is a massive circlejerk when it comes to "men being oblivious to women flirting". I'm not sure why we are oblivious, but I don't feel as though it's fair to turn it into such a hostile circlejerk. Men are a certain way, women are a certain way, that's it and that's all.
>>39089699
because what constitutes flirting from a girl is usually so obtuse that a guy might not realize it until two days later.
>>39089699
Men don't know what they want. They think they want girls to approach them, but aggressive women are at least slightly emasculating, and a big part of heterosexual attraction stems from the man feeling powerful and masculine and the woman feeling protected and feminine. All women can do is just try to appear open and kind and hope that a man approaches them
Hight thread ill start
6,3 =1,93
>>39089664
what's happening in that image
>>39089664
5'10" / 178cm
pretty average height but i still feel very small
169cm/5'6,5''
Being a manlet is truly terrible