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>>35874701
The funniest thing is still none of these uggos will match with me, because I am short

Attractive women use Tinder for a confidence boost every now and then. Most of them have long-term boyfriends or beta slaves to give them better validation. The majority of people on any dating or hook up app will be disgustingly ugly, fat, or pathetic. Single mothers demanding 6'5" millionaires are also really common.

The first time I used it I ended up deleting it because the quality of women was so low Imwas becoming morbidly depressed.

>be me
>liked an old cover photo of my crush cuz i thought it was cute
>receive notification
>crush liked an old cover photo of mine
>profit

we didnt end together tho. sad

>>35874781
Would that all went in your favor, brother, so that at least you could have been spared the feel and this board that comes with robot life.

I never understood what's wrong with liking an old picture. Everything gets archived if uploaded and never deleted. So, it should be expected that some people lurk through old pictures.

Welp, I never liked profile pics unless they were creative, funny and/or really cool looking. Being sexy is not an achievement, just winning the genetic lottery. People there had to earn my likes.

But this is all past now. I'm since almost three years clean.
>feelsgoodman.png

So, all I can advise you is to delete your shitty facefuck profile, or stop being a phone pleb and main desktop for browsing; preferably both, ya cunt.

>>35874653
I don't care if a girl's a virgin or not. I'm going to remain alone because I can't be bothered to get a job and move out, and women, virgin or not, tend to frown on that

>>35874669
Oh this is unfortunately true, women won't look at you if you don't have your own place and car, don't you love not being able to pay for anything? Thanks baby boomers

>A women can still be pure even if she has lots of casual sex.
That born again virgin shit doesn't work

>uni
>cringe meme shirt
>>>/r/eddit

>>35874625
based on what i can see, you're pretty cute, where from?

>>35874687
Canada, McMaster

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>>35874554
>scotland
>independent

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>>35874616
S-someday a-anon...

>>35874616
Sturgeon has already guaranteed an indy ref and she has the HIGHEST mandate ever from the people so Scottish independence is a given at this point.

well? open it

>>35874549
this thread is bait, OP wants everyone to call him a nigger. to play into his wild victim fantasies.

Do not reply, do not fall for it.

>>35874568
thanks for the tip anon. i wont be stupid again.

beacuse im fat

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>>35874521
So what? There's historical precedent!

>>35874578
There are no more samurai.

Also, it's a hereditary class you retard,tou don't just "become" a samurai.

Grrr, one day we will kill all of you dirty niggers. Beware the day of the rope, shitskins!

>>35874378
Congrats my afro-american friend, maybe next time you can steal an education

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>>35874378
And you're hanging out with these cool reverse image search guys huh?

Is it complete normie-tier or could you find someone nice on there?

Expect to have to pay money to talk to women.

>>35874340
I found a girl who had big tits but she turned out to be a landwhale who was very, VERY good at Myspace angles. Basically got 200 more pounds than I thought I would get. Extremely disappointing.

>>35874321
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hysterectomy

>>35874321
Crush on me and we'll be together forever. It's that simple.

I kinda wanna put my penis in that

>>35874290
It exists but it's not free.

>>35874290
Accutane, champ. Shit works for everyone I've known who's tried it. It can really fuck you up though, be careful.

We dont ha love it.
We can only cure virginity.

I just write "Vote Nixon" on shit whenever I get the opportunity.

>>35874254
Lol, two gondolas here

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>>35874271
is that a jojo reference?

or(shit)iginal

based wheelchair autist confirmed for our guy

>>35874175
If we're picking g rappers, I'd say kid cudi and Eminem are more us than Drake, not to say Drake isn't also our guy.

Eminem
>Got screwed of by a woman
>Hates women
>Rarely steps into the limelight
>Prefers to keep to himself
>Had massive drug problems and at one point was a fat neet

See: Rock bottom

Kid cudi
>Suicidal and depressed from young age
>No father
>Was a loser throughout school
>Bullied
>Has personal demons
>Has fallen back into depression and talks of killing himself

See: my world

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I'M JUST SO FUCKING DEPRESSED I JUST CANT SEEM TO GET OUT THIS SLUMP IF I COULD JUST GET OVER THIS HUMP BUT I NEED SOMETHING TO PULL ME OUT THIS DUMP

Eminem - Beautiful

You're welcome

>>35874159
you wont achieve those other goals. you may as well go full whore and start caming

Get a sugar daddy instead. It's much easier to find men who will help you financially in return for you being a submissive sex toy.

>>35874220
um no med school is possible. my grades are good, im an emt, volunteer and im starting to shadow a doctor

>>35874110
If you're a creepy autismo, she wouldn't want a single message from you.

>>35874110
>>only message her twice a day for like 15 or 20 minutes

That is actually quite a lot.

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>>35874110
You should take the hint that she doesn't like you back and find someone who gives a shit.