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Stop being a pussy bitch

>>35150186
1.Wait for them in park
2.Rape them

>>35150186
buy one :^)

origiona

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>>35150138
>Eating gives me a boner now
your most likey fapped to girls sucking bannans and eating hotdogs when you were young

Thinking about making a video of me licking a filthy public bathroom toilet
i bet someone swirlyed you and as they did they fingered you bum

>>35150138
>Thinking about making a video of me licking a filthy public bathroom toilet


You know, toilets aren't that expensive.

Just buy a new one, wash it well, and smear food all over the inside, and enjoy licking it off.

>>35150506
>armchair psychology
I know the root of my fetishes I just wanted to have a fetish thread

>>35149906
>Appearing at the end of the 19th century as a blend of java + mocha, by the 1920s it became slang for someone who lacked mental abilities beyond that of a cup of coffee, probably influenced by moke. In the 1960s it also began to be used as slang for male genitalia.
That's interesting.

>>35149906
Name jeff

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>>35149906
Thanks, Doc.

I'm a clumsy idiot who likes a certain coffee blend.

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>>35149874
>all those tabs

Why?

clean up those tabs come on bud

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>>35149874
Insecam thread??

Originiginigger

can you stuff a marshmallow in one

>dreamt i was a girl

you are anon give me that boi pussy

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bump but i do prefer the confident fork knife

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confident fork knife

bumperino macerino

>>35149372

Shut the fuck up. Don't ever threatened to kill people ever again. What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>35149372
bombings>shootings
shootings might seem more fun, but high scores are achieved with bombs, not bullets.
godspeed anon

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>>35149372
plan some shit out, no matter how simplistic, if you've got a rough outline of what you intend to do, you should be able to "execute" it more easily

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>Borderline

Original comment bot senpai.

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>>35149237
>borderlineNihilist
What, like an absurdist?

>>35149060
why does every newfag has to make this thread?
lurk more.
>not having 4chan pass so you can be a real robot

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for you OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsF7enQY8uI

>>35149060
there's probably nothing more robot-like than hiding your power level and denying your true nature.

Well if you do have cancer you'll going to die soon anyway, so I guess every cloud etc.

Go get that shit checked now, nigger. If you give a cancer the chance metastasize you're pretty much dead.

>>35148909
no im married its a little rough sometimes.

nah brah idktf

>>35148909
Haha that's weird, I know that feel too

>>35148900

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39097019

>>35148900

He's right though. Just man the fuck up

if you care about women you are a retard

I cannot tell if this post is ironic or not.

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>>35148865
This is all im posting

"post-irony"

>just listened to that song for the first time ever 10 minutes ago
>it was alright

Pour a foor I'm droppin muddy, outer space kid cudi, introduce me to your bitch ass wifey and we know she sluttin

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oh hoh hoh hoh
pink triangle on her sleeve
let me know the truth

>tfw Fonzie would be rejected by every girl nowadays cause he's too short

don't you mean AN acute one?