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Have you ever held hands with a girl?
Was it weird?
Was it awkward to walk around with your hands locked together?
Did you get a boner?
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Former normalfag here.
I'll greentext w/e

>be me
>be in HS
>have gf
>held her hand on the table/bleacher things
>i don't remember if i had boner
>was it weird? for me, yes maybe i'm gay IDK
tldr; 2d girls are better
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Yeah it's weird, it doesn't feel like a "close" thing to me unlike hugging or cuddling. Hands are bony and cold. I only ever did it because my ex gf wanted to
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>>37935088
>be 26 walking in crowd
>cute girl walking holds my hand
>immediately get boner
>she realizes I'm not her boyfriend when I pull my hand back

It was weird as fuck.

Should i be rethinking my life if i unironically want a body pillow. It seems like the only way to satisfy my needs. Is there anything i need to know when getting one?
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Stfu and just buy one, or don't and stop overthinking.
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>>37935054
The only thing to know is dont get a titcow if you do buy one
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They don't seem to satisfy much for me. One stagnant position, should get old pretty soon.

Maybe an onahole will serve you better. Along with some good doujinshis.

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Anyone here that thinks they straight up deserve a girlfriend?
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I can't even talk to girls so no I probably don't deserve one
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Define 'deserve'.
I would certainly not agree if someone said I don't deserve a gf.
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I don't deserve anything. None of us do.

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tfw literally born without imagination,a minds eye or mental imagery.its like im blind,my memory is shit and i cannot visualize anything not even something that i was in a million times.i can not remember my favorite songs,the faces of anyone...i have no childhood memories literally none.all i remember is words for example when i was 5 i went to the beach with my mum and she bought me ice cream but i literally cannot picture the beach or the ice cream but i can remember that the beach is sandy.

anyone else feel like this?

https://www.newscientist.com/article/2083706-my-minds-eye-is-blind-so-whats-going-on-in-my-brain/

its called aphantasia and its literally hell,i feel like half a human and its probably why im so autistic depressed and logical and an intp.

explains why i cant draw and why im so good at abstract things like programming

im literally a ROBOT in the true sense of the world,literally a fucking machine who cant imagine or dream or visualise
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Hahaha op is a roaring faggot hahaha
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>>37934997
op is a massive faggot omg
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>>37935074
>>37935078
this is very distressing,you try being a depressed autist and you cant picture in your mind a different reality.its like being stuck in hell for eternity

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Taking turns addition

Talk to and help each other and try to make ourselves feel better.

Name in name field makes communication easier
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Evening Medman
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I need these threads. Letting it out and venting is something I haven't don't in a while and is therapeutic for me
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>>37935002
Hello Facet.
Just got off of FaceTime with the female.
What's going on with you

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13276469
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Where's the "it's my only form of socializing" option?
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>>37934976
Under "memes"
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>>37934976
Right above Black dick

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>tfw no woke bf
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These threads are always cute
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>tfw no ewok gf
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>>37935012
there are a lot of them 2911 to be exact
>there are approximately 2911 OP's using this image and some form of >tfw no bf
>the first post number was 18320267, meaning there has been 19614662 posts between the first one and this one
>this was originally posted on the 29th of April 2015 at 03:22:41, meaning there has been 2 years, 1 month, 26 days 18 hours, 18 minutes and 28 seconds between the original post and this one
>there are around 1397301 OPs on /r9k/, thus >tfw no bf threads make up approximately 0.208330202% of all OPs, which is up from last time

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Can a high-testosterone person be a beta/submissive?
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>>37934872
Ask a /fit/ robot
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Why does everyone call a wide-hipped girl high test? That's a feminine trait, so it should be high estrogen.
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>>37934872
God that woman is so ugly

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>ERP
>Develop a crush on partner
>Imagine my whole life with them
>Know they don't feel the same at all
Has anyone else felt this?
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Original bump
pls respond
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yes and I liked it
feels better than apathy
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>>37934874
Really? You don't come to the sudden realization that you'll never really be loved? Does sadness really feel better than apathy?

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>join discord because want to make friends since im a lonely loser
>start getting to know people and seem to be fitting in
>theres a qt girl a few hours away from me
>ironically ask if she wants to marry me
>obviously get declined and explain that i was just messing around
>she hates me now
>thats ok ill still try and make other friends
>other people slowly start hating me for no obvious reason to me
>one day i realize that i have a tag that says "suspicious"
>start asking around why i have this tag
>someone says that its because theres something fishy about me and that the mods dont trust me
>ask what it is i cant be trusted about or why that even matters on a discord server since im not scamming people or asking for nudes and just genuinely trying to make friends
>told that its just the aura that i put off and that im creepy
>say "this is probably why ive never had a girlfriend"
>start getting bullied and asked what my motives are
im never going to get a girlfriend ;-; shit apparently i cant even make online friends?
why am i such a worthless loser....i just want someone who's nice to me and watch movies/cuddle with
>pic related is the last girl i talked with
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lesson learned
don't hang with normalfags
don't propose to girls
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How about dont be a creep. People dont like being around whiny bitches who only care about finding someone to fuck.
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Post body? Are you a chad?

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I fucking hate breeders. None of you realize how normie the desire to reproduce is.
None of the whores on here are self-aware enough to not want to be creampied.

Pregnant women should be lined up and shot in the stomach for carrying on humanity.
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don't blame the women, it's the men's fault for allowing this

Testosterone is at fault for the vast majority of the world's problems. Anyone with half a brain can see that teste leads to more violent populations, to conflict.

men should be castrated at birth, myself included. I can't wait until I get my orchiectomy.
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>>37934709
I'm getting a hysterectomy in september

I kind of like your perspective.
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Now I this is what I call edgy 2017
AlbumS include

>Why are humans reproducing
>I'm angry and must shit post
>Fuck normie reeed

And now special featuring

>Everyone but me deserves to fucking die

>accidentally call your teacher "Mom"
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>accidentally call your mom "teacher"
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>>37934647
>did this in college at 23
Now everyone knows
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>>37934647
>accidentally raise your hand to talk to your mom

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Is it immoral to have a practice gf?

Don't women do the same thing with practice bfs and then leave them as soon as a Chad shows interest?
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Who the fuck cares? Not original ban me mods
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>>37934642
>Don't women do the same thing with practice bfs and then leave them as soon as a Chad shows interest?

That was me I was the practice bf.

She actually wanted to have practice sex with me so that she could make Chad happy when she had sex for real with him. I was too much of a betavirgin at the time to get it in her but she gave me practice blowjobs even though i couldn't cum

So then I got myself a practice gf to turn the tables.

and now 9 girls, one STD, and 14 years later I'm still waiting to get a real gf
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>>37934642
I've thought about this. It's probably pretty "bad" desu but who gives a fuck? Sometimes you just need to have something to bust nuts in so you know what to do when you get your real gf.

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>tfw over 30 and no gf

How do you kill the pain /r9k?
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I smoke weed, try to everyday
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Eat, exercise, job , game a bit, eat, jerk off, sleep.

I don't mind it too much, things that turn me on these days are only possible in hentai doujinshis anyway so I accepted that fact and jerked on.
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>>37934544
>>37934570
Do you not feel wrong doing this? I don't really want to become an addict, which both of you clearly are. I'm having a lot of trouble surrendering to this fatalist attitude

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Are any of you guys playing comfy Stardew Valley?
Post farms and comfy feels from the game
https://youtu.be/SLEHPGYdp-o
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Isn't this just a SJW knock-off of Harvest Moon?
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Do i need nvidia for that?
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>>37934586
It's only SJW if you want it to be.


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