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>>36008197
>I was born with an alpha deluxe VIP Chad pass
>I've fucked up so much and I still have a chance to have an awesome life, and I've still fucked bitches that made me hard

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>>36008197
whatever anon. unlike you i'm actively trying to get myself to chad status. we gotta start somewhere. what the fuck else are we going to do, kill ourselves? i'm tired of being depressed and hating myself brah we gotta do something about it

>tard pass
I have autism and holy fuck it really is a way to get everything free.

>>36008189
nah you're good.

i have phases where i'm gay for a few days then I go back to normal.

Welcome to being bi. It's fun until you realize you can't get anyone anyways

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>>36008189
dont worry anon its completely normal

>>36008174
sometimes i wish i was 15, but then i remember that i was depressed and hated everything back then too. at least i don't have to go to school anymore, i guess. work is ass but i do get money out of it

>i wish i was 15 again
no you don't

i was way more miserable when i was 15. i don't cry myself to sleep like i did in school, i just have this endless dull exhaustion.

>>36008143
bumping this because id ont know what to do

>>36008143
>>36008247
please im sad and having a panic attack :(

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You're a spaz and you deserve to be bullied by chad you fucking dumbass.

>>36008115
No, OP, you're a badass now

Go live the dream with the powers of your scar

Post a pic of scar, OP

I've thought of doing this Yes I'm retarded.

>>36008115
Tell them it was from an animal attack. Say a kitty cat got you good. That's what I tell people when they ask about all the scars on my upper arms.

>>36008109
Trucking is on its way out anyways automated fleets are coming

>>36008246
should i feel ashamed of myself though?

As a former logistics manager, why on Earth would you want to be a truck driver? It's a thankless job that pays less than you expect, given the amount of hours you have to work weekly.

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I like to listen to the music at night

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All of the characters are like friends to me, even the supposedly malevolent ones.

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I find the environments contemplative and soothing.

no, just big labia. It's pretty normal.

>>36008071
Yeah. She's got a pic of her pussy in doggystyle on the internet.

>>36008071
looks pretty roasted to me

She was caring to a fault, she was what psychologists would describe as an oedipal mother and it had detrimental effects on my development which I still struggle with today. That being said she was a pretty good mom especially in my earlier years, like an 8/10 idk, I wanted for nothing and was pretty spoiled.

After I moved in with my dad a few years ago she slowly faded out of my life and I haven't spoken with her in almost 2 years. As far as I know she is a drug addict and lives a few hours away with her boyfriend.

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>>36008166
My mom recently cheated on my dad, she was giving blowjobs to men in the street.

She has five children to look after, my dad is only staying with her because of my younger three siblings. I can see his lost eyes sometimes staring out, I can't imagine what it must feel like.

Here's a pick of my grandma, she was cute.

>>36008070
2/10 - always kept me fed and clothed. No emotional nurturing, was constantly talking to/dating/fucking guys, whether through her computer, phone, or in person, spent no time trying to get to know me, married and moved in with someone two days after letting me know of his existence, abandoned me at the age of 13 for a week, her most recent relationship in which she hastily moved in with some dude to leach off of his life force ended up with her prince charming being a dick and having to move into her sisters house, a total toxic and parasitic sociopath, she basically did too much shit to say. I'm just glad to say she fucked me up psychologically instead of physically, for the most part. Am recently diagnosed with schizoaffective disorder, basically a mix between schizophrenia and bipolar disorder in my case, 100% blame it on how she treated me as a child.

>>36008016
You can watch me play mine. twitch DOT tv/nesandlucied

>>36008016
Yep, it's fucking ridiculous. They can't pump out consoles fast enough to satisfy the scalpers AND regular people. You're better off just waiting a couple of months until demand dies down and they start releasing bundles.

I was prepared to go at midnight and try and grab one of those but a few days prior I was hospitalized and I still can't stand so my only option is online. This sucks

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>>36008004
>tfw a cute boi sits next to you in class

>tfw you put your hand around her waist and she gets up and goes to the opposite end of the bus

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>>36008004
She could have sat next to three other guys, but she chose me.
No suicide for this guy, not today.

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Please come and have fun time

These guys are pretty alright

They totally didn't pay me to bump this

I bump this for free

Do you live in america? There's no stopping it. I'm sorry.

Being a swimmer can help because she won't have time to do anything.
Do you guys have fun sibling nights out?

>>36007960
Make her read Kierkegaard. Start with The Present Age.

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not even the greatest news of my lifetime was enough to lift energy levels >:(

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>muster the energy to get out of bed
>sit in front of computer or TV for the next 16 hours

>>36008028

Same, I also haven't eaten since yesterday

>>36007867
You're not allowed because you make shitty threads like this one.

A little less pretty you mean a lot less pretty or else she wouldn't be with you

>>36007883
Ahhahahhah ok you got me. She is a solid 7 though