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>>39590715
idk, maybe because there are a bunch of degenerates thirsty for women in 4chan.
It seems that OP can't use his brain to think that this is 4chan, noone can know who posted, so, you're protected agains't judgement, so you're free to post about your porn and shiz

>>39590776
Your post explain nothing.

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>>39590798
well, why not you try to explain it yourself anon. I tried

>>39590712

I had a massive crush on her in high school.

>>39590712
>>39590712
But whyeth thou do thiseth

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>>39590746
why not still?

>>39590669
Unironically, This is unironically a good server, and i am unironically not getting paid to say this.

I hate threads like this they are so boring and they need to stop.

FBI honeypot operation

Oh wow what is she holding?
This pic is arousing

>>39590642
>actually wanting to learn japanese
i pity you,my friend.

>>39590642
Don't fall for the Japanese meme. I took it for two years in uni and I stopped as a senior because it wasn't worth the effort.

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I looked at the darknet and ordered a few times off Agora. I am afraid to post screenshots. I don't want to get v&. The prices were somewhat reasonable considering the risk involved for the vendor.

>>39590585
Wow, you're a bad boy, aren't ya? This one will definitely go on the news! What did you buy?

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>>39590638
SWIM bought ethylphenidate, methoxetamine and fifteen hits of acid. Nothing too major.

>tfw your wizard topic gets no replies

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>mfw when being a wizard has become so pathetic that not even fellow robots can relate to that anymore

>>39591058
The normalfag infestation is beyond manageable in the year of our lord.

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I'd hope to look something like pic

And I would be an innocent white, blonde girl

am i waifu material?

>>39590526
Looks like a female-ish young Brad Pitt

A girl that uses her body on the internet for money.

>obtain beta orbiters to buy shit for me
>start making videos or streaming for easy beta views
>if I'm really full of myself start camwhoring
Women just don't know how easy it is to make money online. Literal robots on this board that say they paid girls for the dumbest of things. Guys that have pretended to be girls to get free shit all the time.
I'd abuse the hell out of it.

>>39590470
How do you even fit your dick through that

>>39590503
you have a little babby dick like OP.

What is a cock ring? Why do I see so many people wearing them in porn? Is it some kind of fashion statement like a diamond ass plug?

Your song doesn't rhyme

>>39590434
Dude life... the way society has made life can be very painful so worrysome and stressful and sad to the point of physicaly nausea and pain and discomfort.

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>caring about others
Ishygddt tbqhwyfampai

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>>39590420
I can talk about him how I'm a worthless piece of shit that shouldn't exist
If you think about it
You don't know me. So I'm worthless
So I should fucking not exist hahahahahahahahahahah

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psychologist
>helped me piece together what exactly went wrong in my childhood
>cool dude
>can talk about anything without being judged
psychiatrist
>antipsychotics to treat schizophrenia
>benzo script
>pregabalin
>ssri
pretty much why amigo

>>39590420
How do you get an appointment with a psychiatrist?

Do you need to go to a doctor first?

Its London

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>>39590368
Clearly it's France you dumbasses.

Bosnia bruh

how embarrassing

Origiri

>>39590366
This is extremely confusing

>>39590422
>fat guy sitting alone acting bitter because no woman has ever loved him
>group of whores still drunk from last night's clubbing spot him
>go over to tease him and make fun of his response because he's such an obvious virgin
>fatty's humpty dumpty frame causes him to fall over when he leans back away from that stank pussy

this is my best guess

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>>39590357
>even blackbots aren't immune to the tranny virus

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>>39590357
Black Transwomen are so hot.

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>>39590876
You should check out Craigslist and Backpage. Especially in the major cities. I almost replied to an ad, she(he) looked so sexy.

>>39590351
i would clebrate when fembots become affordable and artificial incubators exist so those can replace women. they deserve it, they must be punished. I want a qt girlfriend but their true nature is despicable

>>39590351
>>39590428
This isn't the way to get laid.

>>39590552
i don't know if i want or if i want to kill them, i ahd sex before with scorts, but i really don't know, i want to go MGTOW due the female nature, but i want a good woman hahaha...
komm susser tod...

>>39590339
>of age for a decade
>this implies your 31
>"omgz Im balding at 30 it's the end bruhs!!1!"

Fuck off, try going bald at 21 you cuck, go complain somewhere else.

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Jesus christ. I'm already and manlet with a babyface. If I started balding I think I'd kill myself.

I've heard most places ID for alcohol if you look under 30, as a general rule of thumb