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i'm taking MY football and going HOME

>>37126062
Finally got a place in a psychotherapy group lads. Only been waiting about a year.

>>37126089
>group
bender

>>37126042
i wish i could lick the tears of her face

>>37126042
In 5th grade I went to a school dance with a girl and stepped on her toes and made her cry.

I have never interacted with females since then.

early january when i broke up w/ my gf

happy tears count?

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>tfw lisp
>name is Simon
At least people seem to think it's cute...

>>37125486
Hi thimon

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I get the feeling I was given my name as a joke. Espn
pronounced es-pen you bundle of sticks

ok let's do it

http://frideynight.com/

>>37125362
>tfw going to a house party with over 70 people invited
>first party ever
just kill me desu

>its going to be another friday spent alone, indoors, on 4chan

>>37125211
because you are a fag

>>37125211
Why do you separate consciousness and body?

You ARE your body. Dumb fuck.

>>37125211
Because your neurones are firing.

>>37125076
>posting jontron
>"asking a girl out" and not letting her make the first move
you deserve it, you youtuber-watching faggot. who would date someone who posts a FUCKING JONTRON GIF on a board like this?

>>37125122
Not OP but
>implying girls make the first move other than dropping hints which doesnt count

>>37125142
well, if you don't want to make the first move and she's not doing it with you, what does that tell you?

>>37125057
can you give more detail about your experience? Have been considering it myself but I've no idea what to expect

How autistic are you op?
I get extremely anxious talking to other people irl but I'm considering prostitution/escorts since they're legal where I live.
Did you find it difficult? Did you tell them that you were a virgin?

I'm disappointed in you anon. Losing your virginity to a whore is a shameful thing

Repent for your sins

>>37124913
depends. are you a guy or a girl?

>>37124941
"gender non-binary"

>>37124913
no i don't like dykes

>>37124865
>18

lol shes not 18

enjoy jail

>>37124865
check if trap, if not then marry

>>37124874
>implying I care

Legal here, no fucks given

>>37124837
that's because anzu is a man

>>37124851
I think she's just anorexic. I wonder if she even gets her period.

>>37124870
traps dont experience periods

>>37124773
Absolutely zero. Anymore and she is a tainted whore who will give her child mixed DANA because of all the men she slept with.

Also I would not put my cock in the same whole another man put his cock in.

Does it bug you when you think your girl was fucked many times?

>>37124823
If i was with someone and they told me that they were with someone before me I would just leave them. Drive them to a secluded place. Drop them off and drive away. If they DARE to gloat to me about being a whore they can find their own way home.

>>37124694
I hope they got raped to death in prison.
drug dealers are subhumans.

>>37124694
Actually, you know what? Good job.
I have a fairly laissez-faire attitude towards drug consumption but most of the people I know of that do them have no self-control. You did a good thing, overall. Sucks about the drug dealers themselves though.

You're the hero we need, OP

>>37124670
the witch from left 4 dead

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Taiga Aisaka

>>37124670
What disease is that?

>wanting to die over sunken chest

Holy shit just kill yourself for being a retarded man baby, unless it's affecting your cardiovascular/lung health you have nothing to complain about.

.t funnelchest

>not just getting the fucking surgery
boo hoo woe is you. it only takes a year to get your chest back to normal
>oh no I am afraid of a huge metal bar pushing my ribcage out
>I'd rather bitch and moan about it on 4chan and consider suicide
get fucked

>>37124662
> being seen as a subhuman whenever chest is naked is absolutely not important brah

Tinder girls are sluts

I don't mind sluts but I do mind sluts demanding being treated the same way as pure girls. You are used and she is not, you are not equal, deal with it

>>37124605
no matter what people say fuckers are only on tinder for hookups and shit. If someone says otherwise, they are lying.

also yes, sydney is a fucking shithole