>Go on, my son! Stick it rite in me minge!
"Can't we - make out a bit first?"
>You wot, you wot? Wot are ya, a poof?
"I'm... not ready."
>Wot, yoo not got a stiffy yet? >Fakkin' 'ell, we int got orl nite.
>'Ow about rubben me tits for a bit, that do it for yer?
"Well..."
>Carm on you fakkin' bender! I ent 'ad a shag since larst toosday, get that willy up and starting pauhndin' me vage wiv it willyer?
"Oh..." *boner is kill*
>Stone the fakkin' crows, yer gorn completely limp now intcher?
>Wot a waste of fakkin' time. Yer got a fag at least?
"I don't smoke..."
>Fakkin' 'ell
>>34855244
Hmmmm. I don't think I've ever wanted to hide a thread so quickly.
I'd do her. Do her right in the minge.
>>34855274
Bumped just for u :3
Hey all. In this thread, we will talk about/ discuss/ask and answer questions about cuddles/comfy things/cute things/whatever.
Everybody is welcome in this thread. Like usual, I will try to reply to as many people as I can. Please be respectful and no bully.
And don't forget: I love you!
Like last time, I'm gonna post music links as well as pictures.
Sorry I haven't made a thread in a few days as well. I know valentine's day is coming up, so let's try to have a comfy thread.
Love you!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44H_UrlcVDE&list=PLjAUSrFO7snylGchYkCqvA3y5RT5sQ6vZ&index=154
>>34855128
>tfw I missed out on both of your threads last time and caught them right as they 404'd
I'm glad I didn't miss out on your thread this time, hopefully it doesn't die.
alsoh-hi
>>34855745
I'm sorry you missed out, friend. I like to post these threads a little earlier in the night.
I'm glad you made it to this one though!
I love you!
So i'm not sure if this is the right place to post this (lol), but I want to get a discord/thread of people that genuinely have been diagnosed with autism together. Let's make it comfy and support each other for valentines day. :3
>>34854721
If anyone wants to make a discord for this thread that would be great.
>>34854731
Dude it takes two minutes to make a discord.
But you caught me in a good mood so I whipped one up for ya. I don't know if I feel like talking but I kinda wanted to see what a thread like this turns into.
https://discord.gg/4Hfwx
>>34854721
Not r9k this is /soc/
will you eat my blood anon
>>34854444 (quads)
>will you eat my blood anon
how the fuck has such a high quality post gone ignored for so long? ESPECIALLY with those numbers. This is a travesty, someone needs to get fired for this
>>34855091
there is no gets here fucker and this is a horrible thread
I wouldn't mind having a bit
Mulatos uprising
Reminder that brown people born in the US are NOT latinos
>>34850127
>mulato
My irish and north italian ancestor didn't came to this land to fuck niggers and indians
>>34850127
All fucking mulattos must hang
It's a-n-o-t-h-e-r one of these
>>34849607
where's yours, anon
start us off already
>>34849679
I like to colour in the edges
>>34849687
your infograph is like looking at a prolapse asshole in terms of color choice
also, you're a guy, you really should put some contact info down, a lot of people that might contact you won't because they have to ask, they might think you're not around anymore, etc. even just a throwaway would do
What's the point of still living if your life is just endless suffering?
The next season of anime
I'm afraid to die, so suffering is alright with me.
What if the point of your life is to suffer?
>My son literally named his newborn Naruto
My wife has literally spent the last 3 hours talking me out of giving him a beating. Jesus christ. You self deprecating little faggots think your life is so hard, imagine having one as a son. God forbid how my grandson will manage with one of you as a dad.
Just do the world a favor and kill yourselves.
What does this have to do with us? Most of us won't be having children. I know for a fact that I won't.
i'm noticing a lot of salty normies on r9k.
i have some advice for you guys:
start getting used to the degeneracy and the freak circus, it's just getting started and you morons and your moron baby boomers created it, applaud yourselves.
The fact that he has a kid is proof that he's doing better than most of us
Are vapid NT scum even human?
>>34860438
no, neither you
https://youtu.be/SmcsediT3hs
reverse that meme lmao
scientists are great at microzoning on one aspect and missing the big picture. its autism. they don't know how things work altogether, or how everything connects / flows.
"muh patterns" because existence can fit into lego sized algorithmic models?
Short of suicide how do I cope with this?
stop desperately yearning to live vicariously through others.
really why should this effect whether you suicide or not?
>>34860539
Because I want not to dishonor my famiry
>>34860618
Corpses don't want anything
>mom goes on about how good you look
RRREEEEEE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
Why do parents try to make you believe these lies?
You're her little trooper, of course she'll always think you're handsome
>>34860373
Whenever my mom calls me handsome I just think about how she's either lying or delusional. All in all she's just fishing for grandchildren, thankfully I have a sister who can provide them.
>>34860403
Yeah, I tried telling her this but she's in full denial.
>>34860423
Same here. I just laugh when she talks about grandchildren.
ITS YOUR THIRD DAILY REMINDER TO LOOK AFTER YOUR FUCKING TEETH ANONS.
HEY YOU. ANON. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH? YOU GOTTA TAKE CARE OF THEM!!!!! YOU ONLY GET ONE PAIR TO LOOK AFTER!!!!!!!
GRAB YOUR TOOTHBRUSH RIGHT NOW.
GO BRUSH YOUR TEETH.
ONCE IN THE MORNING, IN A CIRCULAR MOTION FOR 2 MINUTES AND AGAIN BEFORE BED.
FLOSS YOUR TEETH EVERY NIGHT BEFORE BED AND USE A HIGH FLUORIDE MOUTHWASH.
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GO DO IT.
RIGHT.
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALSO HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
I brushed my teeth two months ago last
>>34860049
Go brush them now
too late for me, they are literally rotten, well half of them. need op. poor as fuck. too much drugs and smoking.
>foreskins are disgusting and unclean! cut that shit off!
>you think menstruation is gross? grow up!
i don't know a single woman who prefers cut over uncut
and i know a ton of jews
>>34859908
I don't know a single woman
>>34859908
Maybe Stacys like that circumcised Chad dick.
1. Do you live at home?
2. Are you a virgin?
>>34859636
W-Where else would I live?
And yeah
Every one lives at home but not everyone lives with their parents
Of course I live at home, I'm a fellow NEET.
Also a yeah on the virgin part, anymore questions?
It's Valentine's Day! How will you be celebrating it?
Nice pic.
And by playing Nioh when I get off work in the morning and sleeping...so I can go back to work.
>>34859483
>This same guy posts this in every Valentine's day thread for the past few days
This is sad, anon
>>34859462
Girlfriend's coming over with carne asada fries and then we're gonna watch Black Mirror