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Cute gf over smexy gf any day of the year.

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>Sexy gf is fat
Ahahahahahahhahaah
When will whales learn?

>>39404885
>lardass
>sexy
AHAHAHAhAhAH

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motherfucking bump. Someone make my day better I'm mad as shit

That felt really good to be fair

>>39404880
She was expecting a compliment. Not "thank you".

>>39404691
Post tits and cuck me thanks

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>>39404691
go the ghetto bitch

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Half black guy here, your baby probably isn't going to be "beautiful black". We generally just look like black guys coated in cheeto dust.

with both hands, no utensils

I don't even know how is it possible to eat thses kinds of stuff with utensils

>om
>nom
>nom
>nom
>buuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrp!

If she's bothered by that, then she's a literal waste of time.

Fight me degenerate your evil ways must be stopped

>getting this butthurt over that rape thread

sage

it's better that way, I don't like circlejerking, I like seeing whiteknights getting butthurt
except if they start spamming

but do you exfoliate

>milk
>tea
here lies your problem. dont use scrubs, but gentle face cleaners. make sure you actually get all the shit off your face (may require multiple washes), not just 10sec job. go outside more, just 30min walk helps a lot. drink plenty of water
t. someone who had horrible skin, but has gotten visibly better from doing above

>>39404406
Yeah some neutrogena thing with salicic acid every morning.

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Thing is probably fucking expensive. I've seen the prices for those Miku Dollfies, which range around 400-500, so I can imagine this being similar.
I can see why people have been building those Frame Arm Girls now.

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>>39404151
Because she's smol and she'd probably cut my fingers when I try to pat her head.

>>39404151
Eversince I saw the video I wanted one so badly, but to say im broke is an understatement.
Im also argentinian, so I deal with pesos instead of dollars, so I dont even want to imagine how much it would cost to import that.

wait a woman wanted my child?
and that child's beautiful enough for others to get off to?

Do whatever you want daughter, I've just found happiness!

>>39404188
>pornstars
>beautiful
only a very small number are actually beautiful, they are just willing to do obscene things on camera so men are drawn to watching it

What the fuck is this shit? is this real

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>he uses a man bun to hide his bald spot
KEK

Beards are ugly, originally.

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>he thinks he looks good with long hair

>>39404055
Why do you keep her in such an odd shaped cage?

>>39404055
That cage looks way too small

That's not a pet cage, that's the front and back of a fucking fan. Get a real cage for your birdo

>>39403817
Kek, when did you realize you were fucked?

>>39403817
Maybe he just thinks you have shit taste in anime, what were you watching?

>>39403817
I looked up all my elementary friends on facebook this morning... i really wish i didn't...

>>39403755
Wouldn't be pretending. Also it's not fair to anyone to force someone like that to live.

+fire resistance

>Dry, red, cracked skin

It's like her whole body was circumcised

>>39403506
that's what happened to me. its not just a damn mineral that keeps people here. its so much more. sorry to kill your vibe, but it just gets worse.

>>39403506
TELL ME THE MINERAL

>>39403522
i purposely wont because odds are it wont help most people because most are not deficient

Most of my memories can only be expressed as bullet points, rather than stories.

>Being in school on a Friday, standing around all your friends and waiting for the bell to ring

>Still believing it was Santa who brought the Game Boy Advance and Pokemon Crystal

>Being unable to sleep, so getting up and watching TV with the volume at 1 so you didn't wake anyone up and being up that late made it seem like you were in an alternate world

>When it was Summer and just watching TV all day felt kind of like an adventure of its own

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>>39403582
That's acceptable as well :)

All I really remember from being a child was thinking it'd get better once I was an adult.

It didn't.

>always hectic in the city
>live in the village and everyday goes slowly

>>39403060
me
>all my efforts go to a dream where I live out in the country
>never make the plunge because afraid I'll get hassled by the people who already live there

>>39403086
I want to do this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P73REgj-3UE
But I am too much of a pussy to leave my job and rented apartment, and to buy a cheap dead village house.
What if I regret it and want to go back? And I can't get a job in this economy? And my rent would be higher, this apartment is a good deal! And I wouldn't be able to sell my useless dead village property, so I wasted my savings.

I can't make the jump. I don't know if I should. The fear of potential regret later is ruining me. Paralyzing me. And I can't decide if its even bad, maybe its for the best, I don't want to lose what little I have.