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>>35171592
Probably Mexico before they put up the wall.

>>35171592
Any country if you just be yourself ;)

There is a huge teen sex culture in France, girls become sluts at early ages and they are will to fuck to anybody, but assuming you are a robot you better go to Camboya or norteasth Brazil and buy $10 sluts

>stub toe
>mutilate dog

agreed anon, i have an issue

>roommate asks me to take out trash
>entire trash can is his trash
>take out trash and clean the entire house after

Who here /beta/

>>35171571
not really, but if someone crosses the line i go all out.

>that kid who came dressed up as Ted Bundy during Halloween and a lot of parents got pissed off

it was me

>>35171560
What do you mean dressed as Ted Bundy? You mean like wearing a suit? I don't remenber Bundy having some sort of really recognizable attire.

>>35171589
I wore a suit covered in fake blood and a sign that said "Ted Bundy". It was kinda lame but I was like 8 years old.

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>>35171531
WHAT IS THIS?
IS THIS A GAME?
GIVE ME A LINK REEEEEEEEEE

>>35171619
https://youtu.be/NdEswAUqE-8

She's fun to watch, I liked her SUPERHOT gameplay.

>>35171526
I miss the feeling of the old WWO. Now it's just for casual players.

>Start playing at 13
>Middle aged woman decides to teach me how to play, friends for a few months
>She was so casual, heroic dungeon groups would routinely kick her
>told her one day i would be strong and she could do dungeons with me
>fastforward 10 years
>Now I am an officer in a Mythic raiding guild
>I wonder if she remembers me

>tfw only ever played Maplestory and Mabinogi and f2p shit because I didn't want to ask my mom for money

>>35171372
Sadly very late, around the age of 20.

When I was 15 and a 5/10 girl turned me down for a 11/10 Chad even though are personalities were way more compatible

>>35171372
Around 9th-10th grade. Glad I got enlightened early on

I like the trap threads.

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>>35171346

the homosexuals refuse to leave because >>>/lgbt/ forbids porn and >>>/soc/ is full or normies

>>35171346
This board is meant for traps and I wish there would be more threads well quality trap threads anyway. Use your filter and stop clicking on our robot threads if you dislike them that much.

>asian women in a nutshell.gif

i demand proofs ori

>>35171239

in the interest, of men, yes. womyn should need to wear a visible photo without makeup at all times on their chest area when they put it on.

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Can't guarantee that it'll work, I haven't had a chance to try it yet.

>>35171146
Exit cocktail.

You will find old but very elaborate discussion alt.suicide (or some such newsgroup, the name may be something else but in a similar vein)
The exit cocktail was perfected by them, it will require some prescription medications that may now be hard to come by.
If you are willing to travel to less strictly controlled countries (concerning pharmaceuticals) you should be able to procure everything with relative ease.

shotgun through mouth is the one with the best success chance, asphyxiation/hanging/etc memes will likely just make you live on with brain damage because you'll fuck up a detail

>>35171141
Lately I've started doing what I want to do, in living color

>>35171141
Eating better and doing exercising daily

Quit smoking and stopped drinking. Drinking was getting out of control.

>>35171088
You're posting on /r9k/.
No one can possibly be below you, op

>>35171290
>>35171290

SAVAGE.

You just got REKT op

I see your point. No one cares about you so why should you care about other people. Chances are you don't even care about yourself.

>literally ads being spammed on your desktop

I'm glad I never upgraded from 7

>>35171087
>literally ads being spammed on your desktop

That's the lockscreen, nigger.
You can turn it off easily.
I've never seen it once.

Enjoy your DX12... oh wait.

>2017
>still using windows

s/almost/always/

I have a girlfriend but she is unattractive and fat

I think she was fun to hang out with and I liked her personality. Then it reached a phase where I was in too deep to leave the relationship. Now I accept her looks and weight. It's ok.

I'd rather have a gf that is more physically attractive but I like her too much to do that.

>>35171106

But is she in your league? Be honest.

And was it hard to get her?

I'm sort of scared of ending up in a situation like yours. I could see myself with some girls that are interested in me but i don't find them attractive and I don't want to settle just yet.

>>35170963
I don't know, you sound like a limp wristed faggot so I guess carrying a weapon was ruled out from the getgo

start eating them

be creative. rape them with an iron rod. then apologize profusely and say you're a transgender muslim. They'll let you off spot free.

>>35170875
Ogirinally murder one.

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>>35170875
Morgue , cemetery , icu unit - common anon think this one out there are lots of ways.

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WHY DO SO MANY ROASTIES WHERE DEATH GRIPS MERCH THEY DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND IT REEEEEEE