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>job interview for a entry level office job
>walk in
>everyone starts laughing
>"I'm sorry, but the truth is we were looking for a woman to fill this position"
>they explain my resume must have been misplaced because of my gender neutral name
>they apologize for the confusion and offer me some coffee
>Well, good luck at your next interview

What's even the point
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>>36627907

Sue the fuckers for discrimination, you can legally do this OP.

Fuck the normies over and make bank.
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>>36627907
Unbelievably fake. Even the most retarded HR hiring staff would never say that.

Bait harder next time
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>>36627932
Not, OP, but you can really do that?
How much do you think he'd make?

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>both of my cats died within 3 days of each other
>one was hit by a car
>the other suddenly started convulsing and died an hour ago
>both are buried in my backyard
>I'm going to make a garden at the spot where I buried them
how was your week?
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fyck man poor kitty cats
I sorry anon
;_;
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>>36628066
Their names were Frank and Suzy. They meant everything to me. I have no family and no friends. I loved them.
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>>36627784
sorry for ur kitties dude

i been self loathing a ton ovr a grl and my shit decisions, just another day at the office man

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>when the autismbux check arrives early

boy, I love my freedom.
why wont wagies join us?
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>Relying on a helping hand is freedom

That's not freedom you broke ass bitch
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>>36627674
Because you cant live off of 800 dollars a month with food stamps and have a quality life. If you're an American and bragging you are either some druggie or a loser who lives with his parents.
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>won't receive autismbux until monday
>>36627715
>quality life
What did he mean by this?

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>Be me
>Be 33 years old
>Have had 4 girlfriends in the past
>Broke up with all of them because I just couldn't commit and always felt like there could be be someone better for me down the road
>Have been single and lonely for the last 4 years now
>No one wants me because I'm old and ugly now.

Take it from me robots. If you do manage to snag a girl who for some reason loves and cares for you, hang on to that shit for dear life! Don't end up with a life full of regrets like me.
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>>36627659
The older I get, the more I wish I got married at 18. Even a bitter divorce would have spiced up my life.

Now I'm too redpilled to consider marriage an option, and I'm watching all my ex gfs get married.

Feelsbadman.
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>>36627659
You can still get better. Work out, get a hot bod and you could at least get laid and attract women
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>>36627765
You're too redpilled to do something that statistically speaking leads to higher incomes, better children, and a sense of fulfillment?

You're too redpilled to find the love of your life and share the maybe limited experience two souls have together?

Redpilled or cowardly?

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Just borrowed a PS4 and some games from my white neighbor
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>>36627656
Can you stop changing the name that you use?
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>>36627656

Did you ask before "borrowing" them?

Also
You should learn not to make psts like this. They will only encourage Ogre-posting.
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Give the game back, LaDarius Quantravius

Current opinions on /our guy/? I think he's on his way to MAGA

Only Jewish shills read fake (((news)))
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fuck off normie
ori
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>>36627615

He's a God. But my country is so cucked (Canada). I'm so ashamed. I wish I had based friends
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Take it to /pol/.
orige

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Let's say you meet a lady or a man (What ever your thing is, no judgements here :3) and you discover they peruse 4chan.

What boards would be red flags?

For me (man who likes ladies):
>/mu/ hipster, cant relate. Don't care.
>/x/, muh divination, aliens.
>/b/, she's clearly fat and 15.
>/fa/, high maintenance
>literally any japanophile board
>mlp (same reason as above, I dont need to explain)
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Also /r9k/. Obviously she hates herself or thinks she's somehow different. Either way I'm going to pass.
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>>36627587

I'm a man who likes ladies aswell and the biggest redflag would be:

>/lgbt/ possible tranny
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>no judgements here :3
>normieposting
>blatant bitchery
tits or gtfo

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Friday Night Omegle Thread! Tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001

Come talk with other anons alone on a friday night! Maybe even find a waifu!
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emma......

fdgg43
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>no one on text chat
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I've been typing r9k to (s)cam girls for half an hour now.

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What celebrity do you look like the most r9k?
Manons and Femanons welcome
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Okay

>orig
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This is me basically
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Strangers have been telling I look like this guy from Got for a couple years now. Apparently he's a villain but not really idk I don't watch tv

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Who is in the wrong here?

>have grades in the top 0.5 percent of my country
>can only get in to roughly top 25 percent due to ridiculously specific/stupid circumstances
>fault of my mother (not an autistic spergout, this really is a very rare case)

Is it wrong I'm pissed off at her about this?
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>>36627477
>tfw this probably comes off as really arrogant so no one replies
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>>36627477
Either explain your bullshit problem or delete your thread.
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>>36627627

>always stressed out at home
>lots of shit advice, didnt do well at school
>mom tells me to get a job at 16 and that I wasn't smart enough for anything else
>do it because I was young and autistic
>go back to school
>failed my entire life due to stress
>graduate valedictorian with ease
>get absolute raped on uni applications

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Does it ever make you guys sad to know that moot had such high hopes for this board?
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>moot
Who bitch this is
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Dear moot,
Google is evil.
Is being evil worth the money?
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>>36627387
1. Obviously
2. Is 4chan not evil?

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what does period blood smells like?
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stick a finger up your ass and smell it

it doesn't really smell like that but hey you just smelled your asshole
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if its new it smells metallic
if its old it smells like fish food
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like regular blood

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do any of you robots play LoL?
What rank? Want to play together?
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>>36627250
no. fuck you subhuman.
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>>36627250
i get banned too often to really care about that game anymore. i buy an account play whatever champions are on it get perm banned in 2 months.
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anyone euw?

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>be average looking girl
>try becoming a jewtuber
>can't because she lacks personality
>starts cosplaying for faggy geeks and showing her vag
>start making so much you only have to work 10 hours week

is being a female ez mode?
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>>36627228
When you are good looking and don t care about morals, yes. Same for male.
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>>36627428
>good looking

that's the thing lad she looks like a passable trap at best
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>>36627481
hum... She honestly look good in these pictures

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>Yo white boy you want some of this money

What is your response?
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>>36627217

Excuse me fine sir. May i acquire a tad of that excessive wealth?
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I don't wanna get shot for trying to take some dindu's welfare.
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Wow what is that like 350 dollars. You must feel so proud

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