>job interview for a entry level office job
>walk in
>everyone starts laughing
>"I'm sorry, but the truth is we were looking for a woman to fill this position"
>they explain my resume must have been misplaced because of my gender neutral name
>they apologize for the confusion and offer me some coffee
>Well, good luck at your next interview
What's even the point
>>36627907
Sue the fuckers for discrimination, you can legally do this OP.
Fuck the normies over and make bank.
>>36627907
Unbelievably fake. Even the most retarded HR hiring staff would never say that.
Bait harder next time
>>36627932
Not, OP, but you can really do that?
How much do you think he'd make?
>both of my cats died within 3 days of each other
>one was hit by a car
>the other suddenly started convulsing and died an hour ago
>both are buried in my backyard
>I'm going to make a garden at the spot where I buried them
how was your week?
fyck man poor kitty cats
I sorry anon
;_;
>>36628066
Their names were Frank and Suzy. They meant everything to me. I have no family and no friends. I loved them.
>>36627784
sorry for ur kitties dude
i been self loathing a ton ovr a grl and my shit decisions, just another day at the office man
>when the autismbux check arrives early
boy, I love my freedom.
why wont wagies join us?
>Relying on a helping hand is freedom
That's not freedom you broke ass bitch
>>36627674
Because you cant live off of 800 dollars a month with food stamps and have a quality life. If you're an American and bragging you are either some druggie or a loser who lives with his parents.
>won't receive autismbux until monday
>>36627715
>quality life
What did he mean by this?
>Be me
>Be 33 years old
>Have had 4 girlfriends in the past
>Broke up with all of them because I just couldn't commit and always felt like there could be be someone better for me down the road
>Have been single and lonely for the last 4 years now
>No one wants me because I'm old and ugly now.
Take it from me robots. If you do manage to snag a girl who for some reason loves and cares for you, hang on to that shit for dear life! Don't end up with a life full of regrets like me.
>>36627659
The older I get, the more I wish I got married at 18. Even a bitter divorce would have spiced up my life.
Now I'm too redpilled to consider marriage an option, and I'm watching all my ex gfs get married.
Feelsbadman.
>>36627659
You can still get better. Work out, get a hot bod and you could at least get laid and attract women
>>36627765
You're too redpilled to do something that statistically speaking leads to higher incomes, better children, and a sense of fulfillment?
You're too redpilled to find the love of your life and share the maybe limited experience two souls have together?
Redpilled or cowardly?
Just borrowed a PS4 and some games from my white neighbor
>>36627656
Can you stop changing the name that you use?
>>36627656
Did you ask before "borrowing" them?
Also
You should learn not to make psts like this. They will only encourage Ogre-posting.
Give the game back, LaDarius Quantravius
Current opinions on /our guy/? I think he's on his way to MAGA
Only Jewish shills read fake (((news)))
fuck off normie
ori
>>36627615
He's a God. But my country is so cucked (Canada). I'm so ashamed. I wish I had based friends
Take it to /pol/.
orige
Let's say you meet a lady or a man (What ever your thing is, no judgements here :3) and you discover they peruse 4chan.
What boards would be red flags?
For me (man who likes ladies):
>/mu/ hipster, cant relate. Don't care.
>/x/, muh divination, aliens.
>/b/, she's clearly fat and 15.
>/fa/, high maintenance
>literally any japanophile board
>mlp (same reason as above, I dont need to explain)
Also /r9k/. Obviously she hates herself or thinks she's somehow different. Either way I'm going to pass.
>>36627587
I'm a man who likes ladies aswell and the biggest redflag would be:
>/lgbt/ possible tranny
>no judgements here :3
>normieposting
>blatant bitchery
tits or gtfo
Friday Night Omegle Thread! Tags: r9k, r9komegle, omegler9k, robot9001
Come talk with other anons alone on a friday night! Maybe even find a waifu!
emma......
fdgg43
>no one on text chat
I've been typing r9k to (s)cam girls for half an hour now.
What celebrity do you look like the most r9k?
Manons and Femanons welcome
Okay
>orig
This is me basically
Strangers have been telling I look like this guy from Got for a couple years now. Apparently he's a villain but not really idk I don't watch tv
Who is in the wrong here?
>have grades in the top 0.5 percent of my country
>can only get in to roughly top 25 percent due to ridiculously specific/stupid circumstances
>fault of my mother (not an autistic spergout, this really is a very rare case)
Is it wrong I'm pissed off at her about this?
>>36627477
>tfw this probably comes off as really arrogant so no one replies
>>36627477
Either explain your bullshit problem or delete your thread.
>>36627627
>always stressed out at home
>lots of shit advice, didnt do well at school
>mom tells me to get a job at 16 and that I wasn't smart enough for anything else
>do it because I was young and autistic
>go back to school
>failed my entire life due to stress
>graduate valedictorian with ease
>get absolute raped on uni applications
Does it ever make you guys sad to know that moot had such high hopes for this board?
>moot
Who bitch this is
Dear moot,
Google is evil.
Is being evil worth the money?
>>36627387
1. Obviously
2. Is 4chan not evil?
what does period blood smells like?
stick a finger up your ass and smell it
it doesn't really smell like that but hey you just smelled your asshole
if its new it smells metallic
if its old it smells like fish food
like regular blood
do any of you robots play LoL?
What rank? Want to play together?
>>36627250
no. fuck you subhuman.
>>36627250
i get banned too often to really care about that game anymore. i buy an account play whatever champions are on it get perm banned in 2 months.
anyone euw?
>be average looking girl
>try becoming a jewtuber
>can't because she lacks personality
>starts cosplaying for faggy geeks and showing her vag
>start making so much you only have to work 10 hours week
is being a female ez mode?
>>36627228
When you are good looking and don t care about morals, yes. Same for male.
>>36627428
>good looking
that's the thing lad she looks like a passable trap at best
>>36627481
hum... She honestly look good in these pictures
>Yo white boy you want some of this money
What is your response?
>>36627217
Excuse me fine sir. May i acquire a tad of that excessive wealth?
I don't wanna get shot for trying to take some dindu's welfare.
Wow what is that like 350 dollars. You must feel so proud