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Well normies love faggots but loathe pedos, the ever contrarian nature of 4chan dictates we must do it the other way around.

>>39521588
what's there to hate about pedophiles? It's just another criminal.

I've been friends with murderers in real life. I don't give a shit.

>>39521588
For the same reason 4chan is racist

24, all of the above

turn 25 in 2 weeks

do you live in california though? if so try moving east and see how you do

>>39521561
5'5 mixed race khv at 27 here.

OP very devilish. I just recently failed dental school because of some fag. I will hunt you down OP.

lol you gotta be pretty fucked in the head to want to be a dentist

>>39521521
>Be in college
>Drop out because even professors consider you competition
>Video games

False realities and books are supreme

>>39521467
boobs are the beards of girls

if you can't grow a beard you are no man
if you can't grow them boobs you are not a woman

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>>39521501
I don't see why small boobs aren't outlawed

>tfw chestlet
>tfw no tittymonster to dominate me and cuck me

>>39521438
>no fap
It's possible but it's not easy
>no internet
I download everything anyway. The internet I use only whenever I need to grab something new or whenever I want to talk to people (4chan). I'd just spend time watching anime, reading manga, reading a book, listening to music, watching a movie, or playing vidya.
>no junk food
Not that hard assuming you know how to actually cook a meal for yourself.

I'd probably last 3 days honestly, if we exclude the nofap part then I could go a week, if we exclude the junk food I could go for two weeks.

>>39521438
I did 6 months nofap, it worked wonders until summer where i basically stay inside all day watching porn and jacking it.

I also did no junk food, until I lost motivation, it lasted for a fucking week

No internet will be the end the end for me

>>39521438
If you keep yourself busy, nofap isn't too hard. No internet is impossible imo and depends if your family buys junk food. Hard to resist when it's in the house

>>39521400
all the time sir

>>39521400
Sometimes, but then I realize I would be a terrible patent, also I don't really make enough money.

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I try not to think about that too much.

>>39521367
I'm black and depressed, AMA

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Stupid people generally don't get depressed. Also most races become depressed when they are not employed or contributing to society; blacks give fuck all about that

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>>39521367
I'm a depressed nigger. We exist.

>>39521343
you need to man the fuck up soooo badly

>>39521370
man up and dooo what exactly

>>39521343
well she doesn't miss you, so get over it

>>39521216
coffee sucks!

drink more, only gets better.

>>39521236
Coffee is pretty alright in my opinion but it's alright you're always entitled to your own opinion my good man. Tell me what your experience is with coffee.

>>39521258
Will do my dude, there's so much coffee here I'm going to drink a lot of coffee.

Whites set them back 500 years.

Because they are niggers. /thread

Resources, you mong. Nothing to work with out there.

sounds like a compulsive neurosis posssibly some shit in ure childhood triggerd it

>>39521219
I can't really recall anything traumatizing happening in my childhood. Parents were mostly nice and raised me properly, strict enough not to be a dipshit but loose enough to have fun and i never lacked anything essential. The only thing that could be related is that we didn't have money for all the toys on the planet so i had to make up stories when i was playing with any kind of figures and i would set up scenarios in my mind

>>39521134
It's the same for me. I compulsively hoard shit because I feel like if I don't, I'd be abandoning or throwing away a person, and no one deserves that. I pick up things from lost-and-found bins just bevause I feel bad. Hell, I have shit from my childhood that I don't care about, but if I got rid of it, I'd feel guilty. I know it's irrational, but I still do it. Giving stuff to goodwill is difficult, but I feel good about it because I know (I hope) it's going to someone who'll use it.

For me, I guess I got like this because I grew up lower-middle class and both my parents worked a lot, so everything I ever got felt like a big deal to receive, and if I got rid of it, I was being ungrateful.

Your neighbors invited you over for beer so you want to piss them off?? Just say nothanks you stupid asshole.

>>39521126
do you have an original gun?

>>39521126
drink your beer you worthless shitstain

>>39521070
Depends which country.
You would hardly apply that to slav countries such as Poland.

>>39521070
>multiculturalism as a constitutional right?
What the fuck does that even mean.

>>39521123
How can you answer a nonsensical question? Are you braindead? Do you have some urge to spout whatever remotely relevant opinions of yours whenever you're given the opportunity? Fuck off you inbred retard.

>>39521070
My god. What have we become?

Yeah. How else am I going to snag a qt who has no idea what the world outside her country is like?

>>39521069
>tfw don't meet weight requirements to join even the air force
Does that make me exempt?

>>39521108
This raises a good question:

Could Burgerstan still field an army despite being mostly fat?

>>39521067
He's halfway around the world though.

>>39521084
Give him a call and tell him you love him then

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I'm not gonna do that but I hugged my imouto instead. She told me I smell weird.