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>>35787565
absolutely

organic

>>35787565
Dude your fucking sick.
But, I love you just the same.

>>35787565
I've done worse anon
>be 16 (three years ago mods)
>staying in hotel with qt twink friend
>one day he goes in toilet, comes out, I go in
>he hasn't flushed, there is a huge log floating in the bowl
>get hard as diamonds
>can't help myself
>scoop shit log out of toilet with bare hands
>sniff it
>lick it
>squish it in my hands
>scoop out decent amount with finger from the inside of the poop (hadn't been touched by the water)
>put in my mouth and enjoy the sensation, has the texture of chocolate mouse and a watery, slightly bitter taste
>use some shit as lube to fap whilst I eat the shit
>cum
>clean myself up and come out of bathroom like nothing happened
>get raging boner for whole day and hope to God he'd leave more for me

He never did. But yeah, that experience both brought my scat fetish into reality and made me infatuated with him even more

>>35787548
bake chicken, make sauteed pasta/rice, meat, and vegetable dishes

I used to dislike most vegetables before I tried making sauteed meals. if she doesn't like them, then you're making them wrong or her taste is shit

For me, its the...

Nutritional needs vary from person to person. Some people can eat junk and have no bad effects

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>thinking too abstractly to be smart anymore.

>>35787530
What's yer MBTI

>>35787610
>>What's yer MBTI
INFP

>>35787484
Based Milo DESTROYS Two Feminists At The Same Time

A fag, a kike, and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "will you be having your usual order of black cock tonight, Milo?"

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>>35787531
GO AWAY SHILL GO AWAY SHILL GO AWAY SHILL

>>35787383
Make ANOTHER R9K discord server.

>>35787383
kill yourself. /r9k/'s first infection was with your kind of people.

Wizardchan is basically what you're talking about.

Lurk more before you act like the representative of /r9k/ newfag

Pity Post: I'll watch if you host & link.

>>35787341
>tfw to dumb to host stream
off me already

>>35787305
>only streaming for the audience

I wish you were not alive right now

>>35787246
In a sane society, we would be allowed to rape them both in order to correct their sexuality

>>35787246
>Pulling away

Probably faux-bi just to please Chad Fucking Chad

>>35787277
Get off r9k abdul

Because our technological advances and political notions have pushed us away from natural and successful policies that work with human evolution and biology, rather than against it. The political dialogue of the last few centuries has focused on equality and individualism, never mind the social landscape on which that individual finds himself.

Women have achieved immense political power under the guise of equality, ignoring that they already had such power to begin with. With equal representation in the workforce, labor is devalued and inflated, increasingly necessitating dual income households. With the decline in the family and rise in divorce, children are increasingly raised without proper guidance and emotional support, and often seek to fill the void in some self-destructive way.

Technology has allowed us to fill the gaps over distance, but has increased the emotional distance between individuals. No longer is it the mark of a common man to have a few close friends, now there must be many acquaintances. In terms of socialization we've exchanged depth for breadth. Alongside this, the carefully polished veneer of social media allows false personas and identities to take center stage. The once exceptional has become the normal, and it's a constant battle to live up to it, one that we are doomed to lose.

The hearts of modern people are empty, filled only with cynicism, and we're right to be cynical. Everything that we see and we strive towards is a facade. The model lives that we see daily are nothing but smoke and mirrors, and it has made us incapable of love and trust towards our fellow man.

Our politics have robbed us of our purpose and our places in this world. Our technologies have driven us apart.

>>35787158
>>35787415
most people do this in the shower instead of posting it on the internet, OP

>>35787415
basically the system is the antichrist

>>35787074
The janitors are on the case, don't worry.

>>35787074
We already have /r/Incels. But a good /r9k/ subreddit will be a good think, thus we at least will be able o ban fembots.

>>35787090
>>35787114
AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE HERE ARE ACTIVIST!!!!
Shame on the rest of you who just passed by this thread and didn't even bother to bump

You'll wipe less if you clean your ass with your hands and soap in the shower. Make sure it's the last part of you you clean, though, or you'll be wiping shit all over the rest of your body and wash your hands right after you shower.

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>>35787032
>americans don't wash their ass with a hose

your probably arent eating right. i include a healthy amount of fiber and i hardly ever have to wipe.

>>35786999
Cool story but more importantly sick trips.

>>35786999
What meds? Antidepressants?

>>35787513
Anti-anxiety meds. First it was fluoxetine which I guess is also an anti-depressant, then sertraline.

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>>Move to southwest
>>Go to university directly like an idiot cause I have no idea what im doing
>>really REALLY should have gone to community college instead

>>struggle through school, due in no small part to depression and undiagnosed (at this point) dyslexia
>>at least no one makes fun of me!
>>too self-concious to bother with girls
>>still fat from when I first started gaining a lot of weight in middle school
>>keepontruckin.jpg

>>2008 happens, lose two jobs I had that were paying for school related necessities and food
>>uncle loses his job, but is able to find another (with less pay)
>>he's getting too old for this shit

>> Im involved in a car accident on the highway one day on the way to school
>>got super lucky and made it out alive without serious damage
>>car is totaled; get new car, or apartment and bike?
>>get apartment and bike to alleviate money stress on uncle
>>get decent job, but have to bike, then ride bus 40 miles to get there

>>work is awesome as it turns out
>>cool boss, cool coworkers, chill place
>>lose weight playing basketball and riding bike
>>have first date, kiss, and sex at 28

>>work decides to cut back on location, lays tons of people off
>>upward mobility job opening in illinois
>>time to move to Illinois in order to avoid layoff
>>second worst decision I ever made..

Stop making excuses retard. Give your life value.

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>>Chicago turns out to be shit
>>Horrible traffic and expensive as fuck
>>Get small place off roosevelt
>>Charmingly old and affordable
>>Whoops, its infested with mice
>>PetRent.scam so no cat

>>job starts out OK, learn a lot
>>corperate desk shill
>>I have five bosess, Bob
>>Job turns out to have no upward mobility
>>contractors have no problem lying
>>should have known
>>3 bosses are fucking annoying, 2 are cool

>>struggle with depression as job gets worse and worse
>>doing more and more work for less money, and benefits which get cut year after year
>>1 of 2 cool bosses leaves, the other transfers departments
>>I have 5 bosses, Bob. 3 assholes, and 2 pajeets whom dont give a fuck about me or know anything about anything

>>cant take workbased depression
>>start hunting for new job
>>a month later I get a new job 40 minutes away
>>fuckyoufuckyoufuckyouyourecoolimout.mov

>>new job is contract position of course
>>whoops corperate merger
>>whoops layoffs
>>whoops sorry your contract is over after 3 months even though you signed for six
>>Relationship Status: NEET

>>Depressed and running out of options and money
>>Job prospects are all too far from where I am, not including traffic hell

>>decide to "fuck it" and leave
>>tell renters I am cutting my lease off a month (1 month) early
>>early termination fee: $2000
>>NoMoney.emoticon
>>Brother says he'll house me back till I get back on my feet
>>have to move back east or die in streets
>>turns out that 14 hour drive isnts that bad..

>>35786922
I like having two hands, so gf pls

this even a question? i can get any girl i want with a gattling gun for an arm

>>35786942
What if I throw in unlimited ammo and no recoil?

>>35786914
dont worry, the chinks will keep a soulless imitation of white civilization alive at least for some time

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We're working on it. Maybe if you guys left our countries it would happen sooner.

How about you help by getting out.

>>35786911
Hi you must be new here, anime avatars are an ancient tradition, I know all about it, I've been here all summer.

anyone who publicly associates anime with them selves is trash
the core root of this is because anime itself is trash

you know this to be true

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>>35786911
Smug anime girls add +10 damage to opponents argument.
If you have it as a avatar, you win the argument before it's even started