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>>36198436
Huh? I just wear mine normally and they're fine for me!

>>36198507
maybe my balls are just too big, they keep squeezing out. and it's not that my panties are too small or anything like that.

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What the fuck. I just let my cock and balls swish around in my panties because they feel silky and keeps me aroused! What kind of faggot would "secure" their cock and balls in their panties? Fucking freak.

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Try fapping first. Then if you still wanna go, do it. If not, you just saved some money yes.

it wont be satisfying
but if u really wanna try sex, sure, but it really wont fill the empty gap in your life of being a virgin

>implying an escort wouldn't turn you away for wasting her time
they aren't there to teach you how to be intimate, they're there to be a wet hole for rich businessmen

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We made a discord server for ppl who likes yanderes and actual yanderes btw ! discord dot gg slash 9qMbZ6K Everyone should join and have fun together !

>>36198376
It's been a while indeed. Have any of you actually met a psychopatic obsessive person before?

>>36198583
well i am one by how its usually defined around here, just dont have anyone to obsess over atm lmao

>>36198370
Stop smoking weed before bed.

I never dream anymore. And when I do it is always nightmares. Never good dreams anymore. For 10 years.

>>36198370
Try imaging a few minutes before you go to sleep, what you want to dream of.

>>36198304
It's not your height, it's your face.

Does anyone know what this is from? I like the art, despite its memeage.

>>36198304
are you talking about boner inches or femur inches

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>>36198217
Being turned into a girl

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Momcest
Foot worship
Gentle femdom

If I feel more on the dominant side I like spanking and light bondage.

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No fetish. But my kinks include:
>Scottish MILF JOI
>Classic 80s apparel and colors
>Cumplay and swapping
Pls rate

I got to cut back on the coffee it's making me too anxious babe

>>36198207
can I have some black tea with a lemon pls :)

>>36198207
Reeeeeeee get out of my house tattooed skank reeeee

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>>36198187
me.

original comment so I'm not muted

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>>36198233
I appreciate that you feel the same but can you please delete that image. It appears to feature a white woman.

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yeah

although my dicklet will be even more pathetic to a black woman I'm sure

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>>36198125
hahaah daaamn that's fucked my man

>>36198125
>i purposely said something to push her away
>she went away
>why am i so lonely

>>36198125
Why do you feel you have the obligation of pleasuring women
She can't know you have a small dick
She may dump you after sex
But it doesn't matter, you had it, she can't go back and unsuck your cock

Families tend to blame circumstances or, unfortunately, themselves for their kid offing himself. The "what a selfish idiot" mindset is more likely to come from people who weren't too close to you.

The answer is of course No

deal with it

>>36198090
Stop drinking. No way to survive that as you'll die off eventually

>>36198019
i stare at pictures of my waifu sometimes
it makes me sad but i do it anyways

>>36198043
who is she
origitna

>>36198095
not telling
she's mine and mine alone get away reeeeee

go on fucking 4chan

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>>36198030
it's not that bad, 4chan is pretty mainstream nowadays.

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arrange meet ups on gay hookup sites dont show up just jack off to the messages

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Only by watching loltyler1 on twitch tv and learning

Where are some places I can legally kill, rape and pillage?

>>36197896
by being born with 9/10 face and 10/10 body.
this will make people like you which will make you more confident.
also as long as your parents pay attention to you you will be socially well adjusted and thus even more able.
other than that there's literally no way.

>>36197834
Because their all filthy whores.

I can't take women seriously as equals when they symbolize aesthetically that they are slaves.

>>36197834
honestly any girl that wears a choker or leash, really does want to be treated like a dog or slave and treated as such in public.

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>>36197816
>Name: Hughbert
>breed: American staffordshire terrier
>cutest thing he does: he is a very complex dog, and is very intelligent. He loves to play tug-o-war and I love it when he lays on his belly in the "frog leg" position. When he wants to play, he will grab a toy and come over to nudge me with his paw until I give in
I raised him from a little guy, and he's the only friend that I have
>pic related, my brother was holding his head like that and he was just chilling out

>>36197816
I got two goldens myself man, they are the perfect breed for a robot imo.

>Loyal as fuck
>If any normies come near your property they'll bark like a motherfucker until they leave
>Probably the most loving dog breed out there
>Friendly as shit, will be your wingman through thick and thin
>Loves to retrieve shit, you can go out and throw the ball for them for hours and they never get tired
>Very high intelligence
>cuddly as fuck

Golden retrievers are based and i'll fight any cunt that says otherwise

>>36198461
>>36198337
>>36197816
This is making me want a dog. I've been getting increasingly lonely and a dog seems perfect. I'm just scared of the commitment.