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>>39376829

I am lol. The railway in Canada I originally applied in June, then they sent me a test in August and havent heard from since.

Who knows.

How the fuck do you get in on this? I'll go full train autist if the job is that comfy.

>>39376856
you have to do well on the tests anon. as high as possible.
>>39376874
After you complete conductor training, you can stay a conductor, or bid an engineer class as they come up. Bidding on a class just means a group of guys put in the paperwork trying to get into an engineer class. They go in order of seniority, so the guy with the most seniority gets in. Seniority is everything on the railroad; when you hire out as a conductor (or carman, machinist, any job on the railroad), you get a date, and if a guy has you by one day, they get the job before you. The guys with 30+ years on the railroad get the better jobs, pay or schedule-wise, just because they have a better seniority date. As guys retire, you have fewer guys in front of you, and have a better chance of holding the good jobs.

The only caveat is that once you bid on an engineer class, you either pass it, or you're out of a job. There's no going back to being a conductor if you fail, at least on the railroad I work for. This adds considerable stress. I was very fortunate to get into a class very early, pass, and establish my seniority as an engineer. To complete the engineer training I had a Mechanical test, General Code of Operating Rules test, Air Brake and Train Handling test, and several simulator runs, each one requiring a score of 90 or above. You also have 16 weeks of OJT, or on the job training, where you go out and learn your subdivision.

So, coupled with the conductor training, and the engineer training (which is about five to six months) you have just under a year of total training. You come out of engineer training with a federal license to operate a train.

>she called me

You have to go back

my gf and i call each other "bruh"
it doesn't mean anything.

>>39376835
t. Butthurt Virgin upset that a woman chose to acknowledge OP's existence, even in a sisterly way

>>39376758
Because white moves first.

I'd like to learn how to play. My grandfather tried to teach me, but that was long ago and he was mentally insane.

This would be a great bait and slide thread for /pol/. Just throwing that idea out there, OP.

A terrible predicament to be in. This is why most people just buy a few bottles each grocery trip. Eventually you build up a decent collection of bottles to choose from and never get caught in a bind.

>>39376753
Do you want to have wine?

>>39376788
yes but ive been drinking everyday

>>39376690

go shower

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ONE STINKY DINKY AH AH AH
TWO STINKY DINKY AH AH AH

i hate the word stinky so fucking much

>>39376672
>good looking
>tall
fuck off Chad
go on Tinder and slay

>no friends
>poor
>bald
>ugly
>shit job and meme degree
>gf
>pregnant

What the fuck are you doing wrong? How can you be that much of an unpleasant person that a literal gene-let like me can reproduce with a roast?

why is every "robot" supposedly tall and good looking? why do you guys think you are good looking? I have seen how truly good looking people are treated, it doesn't matter if they are socially inept people flock to them anyway.

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>>39376568
I know
I know I've let you down
I've been a fool to myself
I thought that I could live for noone else
But now
Through all the hurt and pain
It's time for me to respect
The ones you love mean more than anything...

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>>39376568
Makin' my way downtown
walking fast
faces past and I'm homebound
Staring blankly ahead
Making my way, making my way
through the crooooowd
(duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)
And I need you
(duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)
And I miss you
(duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh)
And now I wonder

>>39376615
/thread
.
originalmente delicioso

why do you have dogs if you hate them?

>>39376626
they're my mother's. i beat them for fun and to vent.

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>>39376626
This. Wtf were you thinking, OP?

>>39376256
You fucked up, man. Sorry.

You are asking bitter virgins to help you figure out if a girl likes you?
She probably does. Maybe she's nervous, busy, or testing if you will get upset for her not replying. Just keep treating her with respect.

>talks about his reddit normie shit
>ever since pol turned 4chan into reddit
I don't like /pol/ either but can you really not see the irony here

>>39376242
Cool! So is this story from five years ago, or are you about to get banned?

>13
>smoking weed

Did your friend have an older brother or someone who gave him weed that young? does the local dealer sell to everyone?

>>39376242
haha epic bro include me in your r/4chan post

edit: thanks for the gold good sir!! :)

What are the benefits of cock flossing?

>>39376264
I'm glad you asked young man! As time goes on you develop dick residue, or "penis plaque" as it's known medically.

>>39376305
Does it leads to recession of the glands?

Yeah I know the feeling OP

Let this be the only comment cuck this guy out of (yous) again saged

>>39376174
You know it OP! We can't keep letting this happen

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>not wanting to get drafted
Maybe it will all finally end

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>>39376170

Nice try cannon fodder. I've got a doctorate (a useful one).

Government has invested too much in me to let me fight.

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>mfw an Amerifat died for oil near me

> 8+ hours at the PC
> diet moderately varied, but mostly fast food and Subway
>no vigorous exercise but take walks at night and swing on the swings at the park when no kids are around
>BMI 22 - smack dab in the middle of the healthy range
>fat likes to collect around the thigh region for some reason, but I'm pretty happy how not-fat I am despite my lifestyle
>major problems with face and personality though

>>39376098
>normal bmi
>want to lose 15-20 lbs though because fat has acumulated around chest, abdomen, and lower back
>lift 5-6 days a week for 2 hours at a time, do cardio when I feel like it
>diet is high in carbohydrates and crappy junk food, which is why I am sort of fat
>use food as a coping mechanism for depression and lonliness
I feel hungry and empty all of the time, and I often stuff myself beyond the point of discomfort. I hate that I do this, and I know that I need to fix my diet in order to be more successful in my fitness goals, but something in my brain just won't click.

>>39376098
>perfect bmi
>went wholefood vegan and stopped my high blood pressure and high resting heart rate
>vegan diet also cleared up my skin, and makes me more generally athletic (I always feel strong)
>had to take time off from the gym and the weights but I'm still lean, and healthy-looking
I can't wait to get in the weight room again, though.
>100-rep barbell shrugs, here I come!

u cant son. the only way is an hero yourself

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>>39376085
You know how

oranges

askk this guy >>39376056