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i am in need for a spicy pick up line for a qt3.14/10
my friend said u guys are good
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"hey bb want ur cock succed?"
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R u an archeologist???
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GUYS im sirius pls no bamboozle i want my dick to be sore by the morning
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I want a nice mousey gf that is friendly and likes picnics.
Anyone else agree?
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I agree.
originorigami
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I want a modest gf
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If you're depressed, try drinking a pint of water before going to bed.It'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
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Tfw need to piss mid-way though my sleep anyway
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>>35261179
This is a good idea but I like soda too much
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>Lots of lonely guys on /r9k/
>Lots of lonely girls on /mtfg/
;)
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Why are women more likely to be gender fluid? Penis envy? Daddy issues? The lack of real men to make them feel like women?
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>>35261018
>/mtfg/
You mean lots of lonely cross dressers on /mtfg/.
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You mean lonely men in wigs. Barely any pass. And those that do have standards WAY higher than any real woman
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healthy young man joins social media, gets friends and GF, tries drugs, doesn't feel good and changes - NORMIE.
Many such cases!
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>>35260966
Epic post, bro. I'm sure it'll garner many, high quality, replies.
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>>35260966
I want you to both accept this sage AND put me in the screen cap for reddit.
thanks op
btw you are unloved
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Who else /bad habits/ here? I always to stupid shit when alone. Drink too much, jackoff untill sore, smoke weed erry day.. I always feel bad about it but it's like there is no other way. I need something. "To heal a infected wound you must make a new, deeper cut".
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>>35260949
Why don't you replace them with a good habit? If you have such a naturally addictive personality then find something you can indulge time into and feel good about it.
I know it isn't that simple but what have you always enjoyed doing that doesn't fuck you up hard?
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Same habits as you anon !
Hello /r9k/, please answer the following strawpoll for investigation purposes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12454605
Let's figure out how tall is the average robot.
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>>35260651
Can you translate that into human measurements? I don't know my height in barbaric.
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>>35260675
There you go, original pal.
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>it's an "anon is angry and moody for no reason" repeat
I wish these reruns would stop
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>>35260554
Something must have sparked your mood?
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Random but do you get exercise? I felt exactly like this yesterday and wanted to kill someone or myself. Went to the gym and did some light lifting and 45 minutes on the bike, then I slept well last night and today I feel cool as a cucumber. With no real change in circumstances. Just throwing it out there. Hope your day turns around anon
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>>35260561
I can't think of what, though. I'm usually pretty relaxed, and nothing happened today/lately to make me angry. Sometimes I just get moody for no reason.
Starting to think I have a condition or something
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Name a better man than hank hill.
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My pops is a pretty cool guy.
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>>35260444
Herr Fuhrer
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>>35260444
kek confirms
Hank is peak American values.
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Have any of you guys been trying to improve your social skills? Any progress? Given up hope completely? Wish you hadn't been born?
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Yes. I had severe anxiety when I was 15-16. Zoloft kicked me out of it but I didn't like the side effects and quit. I never really completely turned back into the anxiety machine that I was back then so that's cool. Life forced me to get out of my comfort zone and that helped more tho. But there's still no motivation to socialize sometimes. Tried xanax before and all it did was made me a dick to people kek
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>>35260498
I can relate to the lack of motivation to socialise. Quite often I don't care about making a good impression, forget about posture, trying to make eye contact, smiling, not looking at the ground, etc. Though I've found that's mainly when I'm anxious.
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>tfw manlet
>tfw ugly
>tfw skinny
>tfw failure
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Get some gains and get a haircut and get a job.
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>>35260405
Get some chair and get a rope and get a suicide.
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>when girls compliment your clothes and your shoes and ask where you got them
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>talking to girls at all
NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEE
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>never
:(, originally
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>>35260343
i work in an office with around 20 people. the only person with different shoes is a flamboyant gay man that always stirs up trouble for no reason.
dont be that guy
Anonymous
blockchain wallet unconfirmed transaction 2017-03-03 03:25:00 Post No.35260223
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blockchain wallet unconfirmed transaction
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2017-03-03 03:25:00
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Is any body else having problems with this fucking bullshit?
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Just increase your transaction fee so it goes through faster
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>>35260240
its still unconfirmed. Can i still somehow send a fee or do i have to wait more hours/ DAYS for it to reset?
Anonymous
CODE BLUE: PROJECT NORMALIZE 2017-03-03 03:05:35 Post No.35260015
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CODE BLUE: PROJECT NORMALIZE
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Share blue shills are going to raid /r9k/ some time in july to try and destroy our entire culture and flood our board with normies.
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good luck, ill fix some tea and bake cookies for this one..
anyone gluten or lactoseintollerant?
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>>35260015
Where do you get these screenshots from? And if they're leaked why are the names always blotted out? The reality is most of these are made by anon to whip faggots like you into a frenzy.
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>>35260043
better safe than sorry senpai
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>dad is famous in country side of eurofag country
>live in city
>never get recognized
REEEEEE I JUST WANT FREE SEX
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Why not visit home at the countryside?
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>>35259953
Who is your dad and what's he famous for, anon?