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>walk up in the club like what I got big cock
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>even if im a pathetic alcoholic pervert manchild loser, i still have a 8" penis and will always be the envy of almost all othercmen

bwahahahaha ive never even accomplished anything and im still better than you hahahahaha
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>>37807491
OP was quoting a song, you microdick autist.
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>>37807491
you sound angry anon. is it because you don't have a BIG DOODLE!!!??!??

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>watch hetero porn
>cant take my eyes away from the guys nice butthole like traps have
>imagine what would happen if i would fuck him in the ass while he fucks the girl
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>>37807293
>>watch hetero porn
>>cant take my eyes away from the guys nice butthole like traps have
>>imagine what would happen if i would fuck him in the ass while he fucks the girl

die

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>Rose is 31 years old
Holy shit what have i done with my life
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>>37807244
You wasted it
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WTF she's my age. Why is she still on 4chan?
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>>37807320
She has also not done anything with her life and is also problably depressed because she knows she couldve been rich by now if she didnt dropped youtube.

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>Somehow manage to get a girl's number
>Lose it when I look for it later
Just when I thought I stood a chance of losing my virginity for the first time in 22 years........
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I wish the trolls would just leave just leave please stop it with the new offensive memes leave please.
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>>37807209
anon do you have a discord name
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New offensive memes?
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>>37807243
static#7553

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How were you fucked beyond your control (preferably when or before you were born)

>dad passed away when I was a baby

How about you.
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how many robots can't drive? how do you manage in life?
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Tfw I haven't felt the touch of a single woman other than my mother. I've become the hollow shell of a formerly better man. I use to be so much better than this but everything just went downhill. I use to be at least somewhat confident in talking to women but that's completely disappeared after being rejected for the 3rd time. I don't want to be like this but I can't stop.
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stop talking to ur stupid gay dad who doesn't love you and probably isn't your real dad and come in here u depression romanticizing piece of shit.

gg/PpvNzZV
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Hey, i'm the guy who make threads about acid attacks and i feel bad because i intectared with some girls and they were nice with me, i dont hate girls anymore, i just hate myself

i feel bad because i have no social skills and i didnt talked about anything, i could lost my v card
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>>37806966
hmm
oh well lol
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It's good that you've learned to be less hateful i a proud of you for moving in the right direction anon
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>>37806966
Well, you know, considering the amount of people out here trying to explain this stuff for people you could have just decided to listen to the well intentioned advice people were trying to give you.

But you know. Sucks to suck.

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ok so what if you had a hole in your hand that's a vacuum in space-time like this idiot, but it only works on human waste, how do you use this new found power to your advantage?
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>>37806901
2 gib myself interdimensional handy succ

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Why do robots hate roasties?
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This gif pretty much answers it
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Because they're gross? Is this a real question?
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if thats what happens to baginas in free fall, what would happen to our balls?

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>tfw talk to oneitis once in life
>i asked her if she was into scat as a joke
Am I red pilled or just plain retarded?
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>don't enjoy spending time with people anymore
>don't enjoy going outside anymore
>don't enjoy any of my hobbies anymore
>don't enjoy music anymore
>don't enjoy shitposting anymore
>don't enjoy reading anymore
>don't enjoy vidya anymore
>don't enjoy learning new things anymore
>don't enjoy jerking off anymore
Convince me to kill myself, /r9k/, I'm a fucking waste of air.
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>>37806782
you seem like a good candidate to start experimenting with drugs. considering its not on your list, you probably haven't done them, and and you want to die anyway, what do you have to lose?
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>convince me
You just convinced yourself. Look at that hefty list. I feel the same way and don't know why I'm still breathing rn
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Just fucking do it, faggot. Put yourself out of your misery.

mid life crisis at 20

fml

i feel like i've lived through the best years of my life and there's no point living anymore

cant do anything new and exciting because im broke af
just gonna kms lol
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that is not... a mid-life crisis

most people this age feel this way, maybe you just don't know because you don't have any friends

welcome to growing up:D
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It's called a quarter-life crisis and everyone has one

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