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MY LIFE

TILL NOW

HAS BEEN FILLED

WITH DOUBT

HERE I AM

CAUSE THERES NO

OTHER PLACE

I CAN GO

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Currently losing my mind to pleasure, AMA

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>>>/cgl/9553745
/cgl is making fun of us again

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Not entirely a meme thread I suppose, but just have fun with it, get away from all the pol/race/sex/job threads for a bit.

Any robots here interested in actual robots?
It's really an interesting combination of fields of discipline.
But even as a cultural phenomena, it's interesting.

I partially think I got into robots and like them so much, because so many figures I grew up in fiction relating to were either incredibly stoic/pragmatic humans (like Batman, or Ashitaka from Princess Mononoke), or were literally robots (like Data from Star Trek, .

I recently finished reading a book called "Robot Visions" by Isaac Asimov, it's a collection of all his works involving robots, and it's a fun read.
I greatly enjoy the concept of robots being a reflection of what humanity's true potential could be, as opposed to the "frankenstein's monster" portrayal.

As well, the creation and programming of robots being similar to that of human upbringing.
Nobody is born knowning how to be good, bad, compassionate, or malicious.
We pass it on to each other.

Interesting stuff!
I just hope they get a lid on machine learning as a weapon before it really fucks shit up inadvertently.

I'm not a robot

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Questionnaires and online applications, powerful agents to the uninitiated. But you're still going to speak with the manager and give him a firm handshake, Champ.

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what will happen if /r9k/ is around in 3017 when all original content has been stolen and there are no original posts anymore

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http://www.who.int/mediacentre/news/releases/2017/Antibiotic-resistant-gonorrhoea/en/

>Incurable STD's on the rise

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i feel like i dont know who myself really is. i would think that i would do one thing in a certain situation but do another when i really happens. i also dont know what make me sad or happy just that i am in this emotion because the series of certain events put me here

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>tfw no schizoid gf
how do I find a schizoid gf, they sound absolutely perfect
>dont want to talk to you
>can leave you alone for days at a time
>afraid of emotional attachment
perfect
can we start a eugenics program already so we can start mass producing qt schizoid redheads

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>always saw those dumb fidget spinner memes
>actually tried one out after 3+ months of looking at them
>it's actually kinda neat
>ordered one of those spinners plus an autism cube off amazon
f-fuck
have you ever given in to normalfaggotry before?
don't be shy

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ITT we discuss free trade. is it a good thing?
Yes or No and why?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DhagKyvDck

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How do you work from home?
>tfw want to fap but swollen epididymitis nut fucking hurts
JUST

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25+ thread, what ails you, anon?

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I know they aren't all bad but..

For one it seems these days they're mostly all either alt-right neo-nazis/rednecks or liberals, both are racist because (Alt right for obvious reasons) and liberals (Treating minorities like special needs children).

Then you have white/european history which is mostly pillaging, genocide, war, slavery and colonization.
>inb4 hurr durr other races have done that stuff once or twice too1!one!!

The hypocrisy is just overwhelming, they give certain groups shit for being supposedly violent or for "invading" places like britain for example(Which has invaded and colonized 20% of the world btw) when europeans have attempted(And failed several times) to invade other lands throughout the centuries. Their only way of justifying this is by saying "oh they made it better for the people there"(Even though this is blatantly false in most cases except maybe australia). Even if they did, that really doesn't justify anything, it's like beating up a stranger to a bloody pulp and earning $1000 from it, only to give him $20 and keeping the rest for yourself.

Anyway you get the picture or my picture at least i don't hate white people but it's really hard not to especially when some have the audacity to be "nationalist" or "supremacist".

black,brown and yellow bots who whine about not being white or how they hate their own people honestly make me sick in the stomach and i wish i could reach through the screen and slap the shit out of them for being so pathetic, seriously.

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I am God.
Before I leave this worthless place I will kill anyone I deem unfit for anything at all, especially life. I hate you people for leaving me out of so many fun things. And no don't fucking say "well that's your fault" because it isn't. You people had my phone #, and I asked an all, but no. no no, no don't let the weird looking Eric kid come along, ooh fucking nooo.