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>>35988810
stoned: dozens if not hundrets of times
Drunk: only one time because it was way too stressful

I would smoke on my lunch break of campus senior year of highschool.
Shit was a blast, I'm like 30 pct sure my econ teacher knew.

>>35988824
did anyone noticed

I'm here lad. Panic over.

Allo

Oh thank fuck I was lost for a second then.

I've got to go to a fucking training thing for work which means I have to not only put effort in but also interact with new people.

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>>35988670
I'm in a relationship but it's a boy and I'm not gay and idk what to do. Physical attention is good but not from a human with stubbleeee

I was masturbating and while i was cumming i felt bad bad no gf feels so that ruined the whole thing for me

i just want intinmacy and someone who cares

i feel like i wanna die just for attention. i want to feel bad till someone feels sorry for me and i cant fix it because the better i get the equally worse i feel at the end of the night because the self pity always catches back up to me

>>35988650
I'm literally the inverse of you.

>check normiebook like once every 6 months
>all my elementary and middle school classmates are now getting married at 19, working on a shitty minimum wage slave job in a SHITHOLE AND getting pregnant at 20 with some nigger that leaved her the next month the baby was born
>ALL THE DUMB ROASTIES HAPPENED THIS
>And finally the males did went full retard and are now focefully married to some 2/10 ugly bitch that didn't wanted to abort
>Literally only 1 guy is having their shit together but most likely will become a college dropout

I'm literally the most sane and the most succesful of them now, feels good to see your normie friends suffer the agony they fucking deserved for bullying me.

>>35988650
Thats gigguk. Wtf

>>35988650
I don't understand this picture and I'm not sure i want anyway

This one guy who hardly spoke English bought a Luigi plush holding a one-up mushroom for his annoying shit of a kid. 5 minutes later he's back asking for his money back because Luigi has a tear in his armpit and the mushroom is detached from his hands. I know his kid did it because I wouldn't sell the damn thing if it was broken. I should also mention that on top of not speaking English, he hardly spoke above a whisper. With his whisper, he demanded a refund, which I was reluctant to give him. He tried to threaten me by saying he'd call the police, but his accent and inaudible voice made it funny... so I guess I haven't been threatened.

>>35988743
>Guy who can barely speak English threatens to call the police

kek, Could a threat ever be more idle?

Who's a careercuck here but fucking it up and potentially going to get fired because they're too fucking stupid to check rosters correctly?

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>>35988614
tfw when chad gets ur crush.

>>35988614
Those guys look like manlets desu

>>35988614
As a hot-dude-loving homo, I think the half-grin is kinda cute. But seeing it twice on those twins makes it seem more like a birth defect.
Like.. can they smile normally? Or are the muscles on the other side of their mouths missing/deformed?

do FLIP

You need to find someone else to take your place first.

>>35988667
I dont know man, a swan dive would be a lot cooler.

love is a curse man

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>>35988564
U give him the succ. Then tell him im not gay thyx for being my test bf i was just confused about my sexuality. Sorry. Ez pz done

>>35988606
I don't want to hurt him, it's been 5 months. I already lowered myself to sucking dick and it didn't exactly turn me gay

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>>35988560
But how do this?? Proof ? Are u sure about this?

>>35988560
claims to be god
- is a member of /R9k/
- sure

>>35988560
why do so many of you like this idea?

>>35988559
Do what in public? Kiss asian guys?

>>35988559
because we let them
fuck off algorithm

>>35988559
Got a strange boner from this.

>>35988485
Thank you so much OP, I've been sitting here for the past hour trying to figure out what I want to listen to. 90s dance music is GOAT.

>>35988485 soon hopefully
Reginaldo

>>35988506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VnLFO9AEyk

>>35988471
holy fucking shit
and atlast i see the light

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Neck > jaw

Start now

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Neck is what decides if you're a high test Chad or not.

>>35988425
a syringe filled with drugs

>>35988425
Damn London looking thicc

>>35988425
Gonna need some sauce lad

I would cause the end of days and watch the earth burn and humanity and life end.

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>>35988292
I'd tear open a wormhole in time and send myself back to the mid to late 19th century so I could be a bandit in the old west.

Then I'd take away own powers (kinda like madoka) so I could live as a normal person in the 19th century. Just to make things interesting.

If you were that powerful it would be boring.

Would probably just live the life of a normal dude with a memory wipe until I died.

>>35988256
where is wizard chan?

Im moving twards it as we speak, its an semi-occasional thing now but it use to be no matter what I always had r9k on one monitor

>>35988256
>literally just told all the normies where to hound next

Fuck you