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Execute Order 66
Singles is a clone
Dubs is a jedi
Whoever gets 66 dubs first executes order 66
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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, I DID THIS EXACT THREAD ON /B/ BECAUSE I WAS PISSED CUZ I WAS 1 DIGIT AWAY FROM 66 DUBS AND I FUCKING GOT IT AGAIN GOD DAMMIT I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
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>>>/b/722392465
time to kill myself
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its fucking time for 66 my dudes
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fucking every thread i start dies averaging 0-1 post and every post i make makes every thread die.
Fuck this retarded fucking site, fuck you all, and whoever created this shithole fck you for making me addicted to it even though it has given me nothing in return.
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That sounds like a you problem. enrogao
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Here's a (youzle)
(It's saged)
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Then Reply more nigger.
Biggus DIckus
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What it's like to ascend
Biggus DIckus
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I mainly lurk on here, but over the years, I realize I ascended beyond a beta, and how terrible of an experience it was. The guilt drives me sleepless and I want to vent. I'll explain in the most profound ways of storytelling, may may arrows.
> be me, like 10
> Older, angry brother had a hot gf
> would constantly tell me how I'm gonna never get a gf
> He was six years older than me, but I still felt like I had to get one too, to be cool like him
> Try asking out girls in my class
> do it in autistic ways that I learned form cartoons
> Get rejected, loose a lot of friends and everyone brands me as that weird desperate kid
> go on like this for years, picking up the scraps and disgusting chicks from other classes, if I got any at all
> Hellodarknessmyoldfriend.webm
> 9th grade hits
> Slutty chick is all over me
> Shes kinda heavy, not very popular, lot of dudes hate her cause shes obnoxious
> Hat a fat fucking ass
> went all for it. Soon came to resent her immensely, as every single thing she'd do would be idiotic
> literally only date her because of the BJ's and a fat ass to grab
> the 4 friends I had heckled me for her, So I dumped her
> days later, get a job
around this time, my bro decided to tell me how miserable he was, his GF dumped him because he was an asshole, and how having a GF wasn't worth it.
Will tell more after some bumps. Don't want to spend 30 mins for nothing.
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Self Bepis
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Sorry, but pic related.
Either tell your entire story or don't.
This >continue
meme is fucking cancer.
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@34860210(You)(OP)
Just who do you think you are?
Demanding (You)s for your story?
Guess what? You're not as popular as you think namefag.
Either tell it or fuck off
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>only irl friendship I have left from HS slowly dying because I'm a uninteresting person.
I can already tell I'm fucked. And before you suggest Internet friends, I'm a boring person, and if you can't capture a Internet persons attention in your first convo, it's fucking over right from the start.
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Maybe get a hobby anon. That always helps people get interesting.
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try being more intersting
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>>34860272
try being more helpful
not OP
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>parents own a farm
>rats cause economic damage
>one day, find a nest of baby rats
>think to myself, it will grow up to be eaten by a cat or it will die a slow death from one of the mouse traps
>put each of them on a rock and bash it's head with another rock in a quick motion so it doesn't suffer too much
Am I a monster?
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>>34860175
Only if you enjoyed it.
Chaotic good.
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>>34860175
You're just protecting your farm. The mother rat is probably just gonna breed like 200 more, so find and kill her. Rats are shit tier animals too, don't worry.
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>>34860175
Video or gtfo
What kind of faggot do you take me for ?
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Anyone see a psychiatrist here?
What are you talking about?
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I wish I could.
But even the cheapest ones range from $150-300/hour here in Melbourne (Australia).
It doesn't seem worth it, I'm too far gone anyway.
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I would like to know how it works.
One one hand I doubt another human could know how hiw to make me happy.
On the other hand they are the only one's that are supposed to be able to help people like me.
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>>34860170
Fuck no. I went to one as a kid and that shit doesn't fucking work.
They don't tell you anything you family or others haven't already told you.
They don't give you any advice that you haven't tried to tell yourself.
Nobody knows you better than YOU...me, in my case.
All they do is listen, if that. You're better off talking to a wall.
In a few words? It's free money for them. Why do think they never ask "Do you still think to keep up your visits? Or do you think you're okay?" Why would they stop getting free money when they don't do a damn thing.
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>tfw no cute, childish, charming, funny, wowplaying, demon hunter liking, lnana del rey listening boyfriend (male) for valentines day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVjsGKrE6E8
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>lnana del rey listening
so you're looking for underage guys?
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>>34860169
i'm cute, childish autistic wow playing holy paladin liking loser (male) ((female)) is this close enough
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>>34860169
>cute, childish, charming, funny, wowplaying, demon hunter liking, lnana del rey listening
I lose on all these
but I fit the other criteria though
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Is there any spiritual/medical/synthetic/psychological way to mute your sexual and emotional urges, or channel them into something fulfilling and productive? I'm 19 and just realized that I'm never going to find a partner
How can I be a happy robot?How do guys you deal with your frustration? Is it realistic to vision a stable sexless/loveless life?
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the single lifestyle is actually more stable that a partnered life in which your SO's problems are merely added to yours
if loneliness and yearning are driving you mad, try the waifu/tulpa strategy. it isn't exactly a perfect replacement, but it will occupy that part of your mind enough to continue the drudgery that is the rest of your existence
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since i got prescribed antidepressants (effexor) my sex drive is lower, i'm quite happy about it
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Become asexual like me bro
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Can I pay for a girl to cuddle with me?
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you can do anything with $ anon
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>>34860087
Yes
I go to strip clubs and pay girls to cuddle with me
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>>34860087
sure can
apparently there's some women who do paid cuddling exclusively
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How do I cope with this short of killing myself?
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>>34860060
Cope with what? What's your problem?
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You don't have to wait for marraige if you don't get any in the first place
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>>34860067
The fact that virgin females are a myth
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Remember femanon, keep that robot bf locked up tight today!
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You laugh, but this is literally me. God it turns me on so much
She even keeps the key up her vagina to tease me
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Is this a common thing? orgenoal
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>>34860061
>She even keeps the key up her vagina to tease me
the vagina is slightly acidic, so residue from the key might be dangerous for her vagina
I wouldn't do that if I were her
considering this story is fake though I suppose it doesn't matter
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>ever got a rose/a card from anyone
>given something away
>kiss on cheek
Did anything ever happen to you on any valentine's day?
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I once got a note from the ugly girl in class.
So did all the other boys.
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>tfw I'd save all the valentines day cards my crushes gave me in elementary school
I still have one or two somewhere in my room. I look at them when I'm feeling really lonely.
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>>34860008
Only in elementary school.
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>People in relationships on valentines day
>Do something together. Maybe make one or two posts about it on social media. Don't make too big of a deal of it. It's just a day after all.
>People who aren't in relationships on valentines day
>Make endless slef pitying posts on social media sites. Always looking for attention. Either full on whining self pity or ironic "haha us lonely people right guys". Putting on an air of chic cynicism. And then claiming its those damn normies who are obnoxious, despite being the obnoxious ones themselves.
wtf I love normies now
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nah, they moved raid to Wednesday for Valentine's Day.
like really. a bunch of WoW players need Valentines Day off.. roflmao just baka senpai.
i must be the only fucking loser left around me.
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>>34859929
>play overwatch with friends every day for weeks
>never even mention valentines day, don't care (forever virgin)
>the day before they all tell me they can't come to play because they have important stuff to do with their girlfriend / wives / fuckbuddies all night
>have to play alone
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>>34859929
You're retarded OP.
Being able to drink water everyday feels like it's totally normal and not a big deal, but try try to not to and report back, then tell me if I'm allowed to laugh at you because you're complaining.
Another example, when you're not sick you feel nothing, but when you are you damn wish you weren't and understand how what you took for granted is actually very important.
Valentine is in a similar level. I want to experience that "it's just a normal thing" at least once in my lifetime.
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>lol dude its both
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I zoom in on the white and its all white
Where is the blue then?
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I'm pretty certain this was an elaborate troll and anybody that didn't see blue and black was talking shit.
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>>34859886
It isn't an elaborate troll. There's science to back it up.
t. A person who sees white and gold.
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>tfw probably oneitis will get his dick licked by his ugly gf for Valentines day
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you can lick mine to get back at him
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>>34859807
Dont women like guys who can get laid by stacys though? Call a woman a cuck and she will nod eagerly in agreement.
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>>34859807
yeah but he isn't into boys though anon