WOOF WOOF WOOFERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
THIS IS A GOOD POST OP
I LOVE THIS POST IM GONNA GO FINALLY LISTEN TO THAT SONG
>>37885209
ANON THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY
>>37885258
THAT WAS A GOOD SONG
THAT BROUGHT BACK GOOD MEMORIES
Why don't men just ask women questions about women, rather than other men?
I would absolutely love for men to be my pals and ask me questions on how to deal with things about women or a girl they like, and advice on what to do. But I literally never have had this happen with my male friends, they either don't discuss it with me for some unknown reason or they just say "I'm not even going to try anymore" and don't even bother to look for women anymore. And you can't help someone find a relationship if they're not even going to bother to try talk to women, so there's nothing you can do.
So why aren't you all out having a female friend that you ask for relationship advice while trying to talk to women too?
>>37885142
If you want advices on how to give advice go to >>>/soc/
when a women gives guys advice, they tell them what they think they want, but dont respond to. its that simple, tranny larper.
saged
>>37885167
>>>/adv/, not /soc/ sorry
Hey hello anon I know you have to feel bad right now and that I'm just a random person but I really want to help you no matter who you're boy or girl comes to chat I think the best things Are to share the feelings and just discuss what is wrong here is my discord tag if you need I am here Pure-Gif
#4040
>>37885059
what a beautiful game this was
Yeah i agree still playing the remaster edition atm x)
>csq pas de copine
J'en ai marre de l'uni
I want to die
Does r9k/ like Mike "10 inch" Matei?
He's okay. I find Cinemassacre's obsession with all things 80s (and maybe 90s) annoying at times. There's plenty of good stuff from beyond that point if they weren't stuck so completely in the past.
I feel compelled to like Ryan because of all the middle school-tier bullying he gets, and James is a great and very likeable guy.
I still remember when Motherfucker Mike was first introduced in the "Crossfire" video. Have never laughed as hard since.
>You will never go back to the cozy times of YouTube and ScrewAttack videos of AVGN
I like James better, Mike seems like a hanger-on'er
Who else here is a proud warrior of Kekistan? The white race will live on through us brothers!
>>37885047
the kekistan thing is the most autistic shit I've seen in years, seriously, kekistan posters are the new MLP.
If Tumblr and /pol/ had a retarded autistic daughter this would be it
>>37885047
seriously, I don't know what's wrong with people's fucking brains that they think this shit is a good idea.
>>37885130
Yeah,if i wanted to hang around with a buncha male virgins id just stay on my computer all day and cancel my social life
>Parents are talking RIGHT NOW with my psychiatrist
>>37885027
Why do you have one
>>37885027
And what are they saying?
So you're under 18?
>Rolling cigarettes is actually relaxing in an almost therapeutic way
>I was doodling earlier today, but then I remembered Miyazaki smoked
>It then hit me
>You will never have worked in Studio Ghibli during his time there to offer him one of your cigarettes while just chit chatting and discussing the studio's current project out on the patio
Why even live my man...
How long did it take you to learn Japanese, anon?
>>37885036
Well, I just wrote in Hiragana up there anon! There's something like 90-100 characters for Hiragana and Katakana which isn't really too big a deal, maybe 2-3 weeks to learn back in high school? Kanji is the big portion, which I've just been picking up slowly over the years.
>>37885009
I think you should learn to roll before you go offering those around bucko
There are fat virgins out there! They wan't you to buy them a drink. Chads ignore them. Other girls look at them in disgust. All you need to do is to go up to them and they will let you follow them home. No games. I promise!
>meet fat girl in bar
>get drunk and tell her stories
>fuck her doggy while imagine I'm fucking my oneitis
>>37884988
>tell her stories
I've never done anything in my entire life
I wish, but i don't drink
would kill for an anorei gf
>>37885140
this body shape is radical
>"I'm ready to receive your seed master. I'd be so happy to bear your children~"
What do?
Perform the insemination with the pre-filled turkey baster.
>imagined that Saber said those words
Never knows best.
Black women are okay. But no matter how much you try to meme yourself to believe otherwise a top tier white women is always superior to a top tier black women. The same way a Ferrari is always better than a Maserati. I am sorry dems the facts.
Who /doesn't use soap/ here
Whenever I shower I just stand in the hot water
>>37884945
I shampoo my hair but I rarely use bodywash.
I will often use the shampoo from my head to scrub my armpits too a lot of time.
I'll also make sure the water gets into my ass and under my cock and wash it all out, but I don't scrub or anything.
I think I'm pretty clean and have no skin issues. I think bodywash is kinda a meme.
I shampoo and condition my hair but I rarely ever use bodywash. I got this citrusy bodywash and it clashes with my shampoo.
How often do you shower, OP? I do it about once a week so going without soap is a no no. Feels weird cleaning out the shit cherries hanging from my anal hair without a layer of soap in between my hands and it desu sempai.
What are the benefits of being a MGTOW?
You get to be edgy and sit at the cool kids table at school.
>>37884874
Perfect life Desu
>>37884874
You get to let the superior African race breed your women instead, since your genes are obviously too pissweak to pass on.
Did we ever even stand a chance?
I really liked playing vanilla WoW and TBC. It was probably the best time of my life.
>>37884871
>constantly screaming John Madden style football plays
girl on the right turned me on so fucking much for some fucking reason
>get a non-minumum wage job
>be good at it for 2 days
>everyone is really impressed
>be given far more responsibility and work and far shorter deadlines than most people in my line of work
>start to freak out
How the fuck do people keep up with work is this normal? I want to be a neet again. Why did I try so hard
If you keep a positive mindset, you will definitely get used to it. My goal at my job is to always be the one who is known for getting shit done and giving customer service 100%. My only struggle is the long hours at times, I work full time. On the bright side, I'm learning to be a social person in a busy work environment while making money to get through school. It's not that bad, in my opinion having a job that keeps you busy is good in the long run. At the end of the day, at least you have a job where you're making money, there are homeless people who would LITERALLY kill for the position in life that you're in.
>>37884860
I feel you anon. Sometimes it's best to take a comfy low paid job with no stress and anxiety, fear and bad thoughts
>>37884860
you better stick this shit out, and never want to become a neet again.
you better try just as hard with your work, because you won't get that opportunity again
use the appreciation as motivation, and treat the salary as a bonus. i swear it makes tough work more rewarding
I'm a big man. I can protect you. Nobody fucks with me. You'd be my princess.
>>37884823
Hey, anon. Just here to let you know I'm bumping your thread. And remember, your dreams will come true if you work hard enough.
Should we be calling the police, or is this a random photo from elsewhere?
>>37885161
>somebody sleeping
>call the police
What.
how do I reduce the fatty pad around my dick lads?
i'm almost 7 inch but I have a 2+ inch fatpad
Are you fat? If yes, then stop being fat you fat fuck
>>37884833
yeah i'm 250 6"2
but I used to be like 300
>>37884822
Step 1:
Stop being fat.
Are all fatasses this inept? Is this why they're such fat cunts?