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hello fellow neets
now that it's monday and yet another uneventful week ahead of us, i was wondering if any of you would like to come together and chat a bit.
about life, death, and everything in between. how's life holding up?
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>>37653575
why not just get a job my man I wagecucked hard and ended up retiring at 30
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>>37653575
Not actually a NEET but I have 3 days off every week, and I usually don't leave my house during that time so I feel like one while off.
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>>37653614
i hate people and have no education, not even mcdonalds would hire me. not that i'd want to anyway
>>37653626
where do you work?

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>Robots say /r9k/ is full of normal fags
>Is actually the slowest it's been in years

We literally spooked ourselves away, what the fuck is your excuse?
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Just because it's slow doesn't mean it's not filled with normalfags.
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it's slow because all robots left and only normalfags remain
have you taken a look at the front page lately?

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meanwhile robots decay as degenerate subhuman beings
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>>37653529
Don't worry, I'll get married and save us

Is the PS4 Slim the most A E S T H E T I C console ever made?
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Maybe, I don't see any other console that looks as good. I think it would look even better in white

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>get horny
>watch some porn and jerk off
>it doesn't even feel good and I hate every kind of porn but I fap anyway so I stop feeling horny
>I keep getting lost in thought watching the porn video because I'm so uninterested
>finally cum
>doesn't even feel good, it just clears my mind for a second then I'm back to normal
>feel disgusted after I'm finished
I hate fapping
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Try using your imagination nxt time

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Why is clothes shopping so hard?

>buy clothes
>they seem to fit at shop
>get home
>realize its to big
>size below was too small
>have to go back and look like a pleb while trying to find different items to wear that might be a better fit

Why is it so hard to get /fa/?
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Tfw no gassy gfs to forcefully fart on me all day and make me sniffe
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>unironically fapped to furry porn

its all over for me now lads
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shut the fuck up normalfag, thats nothing, you arent special

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idk who you are but never speak my true name on this board again
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Shut up Mark Nielsen.
I do what I want.
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>>37653355
are you Stanley?
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hows oreo

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>"Anon, my pussy is so tight it can barley fit Jamal's big african cock, get you ugly mouth in here and get me lubed up"
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Is this what it feels like to be a manlet next to a tall girl?
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No, it's more like this my man.
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>>37653387
Are you sure it's not more like this?
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>>37653457
Nah, more Iike this.

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>Dorky, autistic, plain girls are coveted by both alpha & beta males as easy sexual prey
>Dorky, autistic, plain boys aren't wanted by any sort of women

IT ISNT FUCKING FAIR!!!!
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>each day either wear a bandana or wear my hair down
>I have 7 t shirts that I wear: a led zeppelin shirt, a paranoid shirt, a machine head shirt, a rainbow rising shirt, a wish you were here shirt, a dark side of the moon shirt, and a Metallica shirt
>depending on the weather I either wear cargo shorts or jeans
>I wear black dress shoes and either a black or grey fedora (depending on what I'm wearing)
>I have an antique wrist watch
>I wear a black leather jacket sometimes
I just realized I probably look retarded but I'm to scared to start dressing differently
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>>37653197
Sounds like you dress entry level metal rocker.

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Why is it so hard to find 2 gfs that will fart at me all day and make me smell it?
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THANK GOD EVERYONE
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>>37653170
Good to here. They should still be sterilized, though.

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