hello fellow neets
now that it's monday and yet another uneventful week ahead of us, i was wondering if any of you would like to come together and chat a bit.
about life, death, and everything in between. how's life holding up?
>>37653575
why not just get a job my man I wagecucked hard and ended up retiring at 30
>>37653575
Not actually a NEET but I have 3 days off every week, and I usually don't leave my house during that time so I feel like one while off.
>>37653614
i hate people and have no education, not even mcdonalds would hire me. not that i'd want to anyway
>>37653626
where do you work?
>Robots say /r9k/ is full of normal fags
>Is actually the slowest it's been in years
We literally spooked ourselves away, what the fuck is your excuse?
Just because it's slow doesn't mean it's not filled with normalfags.
it's slow because all robots left and only normalfags remain
have you taken a look at the front page lately?
meanwhile robots decay as degenerate subhuman beings
>>37653529
Don't worry, I'll get married and save us
Is the PS4 Slim the most A E S T H E T I C console ever made?
Maybe, I don't see any other console that looks as good. I think it would look even better in white
>get horny
>watch some porn and jerk off
>it doesn't even feel good and I hate every kind of porn but I fap anyway so I stop feeling horny
>I keep getting lost in thought watching the porn video because I'm so uninterested
>finally cum
>doesn't even feel good, it just clears my mind for a second then I'm back to normal
>feel disgusted after I'm finished
I hate fapping
Try using your imagination nxt time
Why is clothes shopping so hard?
>buy clothes
>they seem to fit at shop
>get home
>realize its to big
>size below was too small
>have to go back and look like a pleb while trying to find different items to wear that might be a better fit
Why is it so hard to get /fa/?
Tfw no gassy gfs to forcefully fart on me all day and make me sniffe
>unironically fapped to furry porn
its all over for me now lads
shut the fuck up normalfag, thats nothing, you arent special
idk who you are but never speak my true name on this board again
Shut up Mark Nielsen.
I do what I want.
>>37653355
are you Stanley?
orig
hows oreo
>"Anon, my pussy is so tight it can barley fit Jamal's big african cock, get you ugly mouth in here and get me lubed up"
Is this what it feels like to be a manlet next to a tall girl?
No, it's more like this my man.
>>37653387
Are you sure it's not more like this?
>>37653457
Nah, more Iike this.
>Dorky, autistic, plain girls are coveted by both alpha & beta males as easy sexual prey
>Dorky, autistic, plain boys aren't wanted by any sort of women
IT ISNT FUCKING FAIR!!!!
>each day either wear a bandana or wear my hair down
>I have 7 t shirts that I wear: a led zeppelin shirt, a paranoid shirt, a machine head shirt, a rainbow rising shirt, a wish you were here shirt, a dark side of the moon shirt, and a Metallica shirt
>depending on the weather I either wear cargo shorts or jeans
>I wear black dress shoes and either a black or grey fedora (depending on what I'm wearing)
>I have an antique wrist watch
>I wear a black leather jacket sometimes
I just realized I probably look retarded but I'm to scared to start dressing differently
>>37653197
Sounds like you dress entry level metal rocker.
Why is it so hard to find 2 gfs that will fart at me all day and make me smell it?
THANK GOD EVERYONE
>>37653170
Good to here. They should still be sterilized, though.