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>>35145926
its weird but most fruits start making my face sweaty, especially citrusy ones like oranges. the only fruit that doesn't do this and which is safe for me to eat are bananas and watermelons.

>>35146131
.. what? why would they do that? so oranges and tangerines, grapefruit and lemons make you sweaty?

>>35146995
yes, nearly every single fruit besides bananas and watermelon. i dunno, it's probably the citrus/sourness. it sucks man.

>>35145807
Because only like 2% of the population hasn't had sex by their mid 20s.

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>>35145847

What if you're in the bottom 2% of male height?

just fuck my shit up tbqh

>>35145807 (OP)
>Why is being an adult male incel considered to be a sign of serious personality flaws if some people are born with physical features that make it 1000x harder to attract the opposite sex?

There is something justified about people being wary of the average man who crosses the threshold into relatively late age as a virgin. Such virgins appear human and yet are incapable of living as people live. They are aberrations and, if their flesh isn't corrupt, their spirits must be.

So why are those who are virgins by virtue of their ugliness also treated with fear? Why assume their spirits are just as warped as their flesh?

It would be nice to attribute it to some prejudice, an irrational belief that a monster's soul must be just as repulsive as his face. It would be comforting to see the reaction as nothing more than an expression of survivor's guilty by the beautiful who find it necessary to attribute moral evil to natural evil and thereby excuse their hatred of it.

Sadly, the flesh and spirit are inextricably bound. The abomination may have been born with a beautiful spirit, capable of kindness, lovely even though he is revolting. However, as time passes, the monster finds himself frustrated. He reaches out to others for an embrace, but finds his hand slapped away. He smiles at women and receives nothing but clenched jaws and looks of horror. That once beautiful spirit begins to take upon the contours of his deformed flesh. Innocent desire becomes twisted into frustrated lust, love of his fellow man fades and envy rushes in to take its place. Devils of wrath follow close behind.

People fear the ugly virgin because there is the recognition that even the gentlest angel takes upon the attributes of a devil the longer it languishes in Perdition. And for the monster, there is no hope of escaping it. For the truly repulsive, Hell is not some pit that can be crawled out of. Its walls are his own flesh and his blood the river Styx running through it.

If you keep fucking up in uni shouldn't you avoid picking up new hobbies until you fix your shit?
Unless it replaces your time smoking weed&vidya

>>35145825
I skip class a lot and play vidya all day never studying.

Go to Japan Mexico and learn lucha libre

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>>35145787
Let's change that immediately by educating ourselves. Name a topic we should start quizzing each other on. Please don't be autistic, and pick a good topic!

Brainlets please stop talking. It's annoying having to listen to your stupidity.

Would you sniff her choco toots lads?

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>>35145785
I'd be puffing her cocos in a heartbeat, If that's what you're getting at lad.

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>>35145744
hey bro i feel you. i'm going off my jew pills. i have my first day of uni in about 4 hours. i haven't slept. and i know soon I will be feeling what you are feeling. it sucks man. good luck.

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>>35145744
>want to get back into drawing during my vacation
>sleep all day because of no energy, take like 3+ naps even though i always feel shittier after waking up and binge vidya

what the hell am i doing

>>35145744
>Numbness
Fucking hell. I've been completely numb for over a year. Doctors didn't do shit. Sucks ass

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>>35145727
Hi anon, how's your day?

It's because you liked anime you stupid piece of shit
Kill yourself already

>>35145727
i will give you a (You) honey, have a good day!

>>35145701
The wind blows. It is 7 in the morning, CIA woke up to the cold morning. He got up, and went to the bathroom to wash his face. CIA live in a traditional cargo airplane, he only rent a cabin though. The pilot is nice enough to let him stay in his plane. CIA grepped his belt loops and wear it like a proper big guy, he walk to a window and smell the fresh Uzbeki morning. "Ah, I'm in charge here. What beautiful morning for you." CIA zoned out looking at the ground from his window. CIA went fore to greet the pilot. "Ah, smee and my men here". The crew replied him with a warm smile and proceed with their breakfast while inviting CIA. Although CIA can not understand them, he easily could read what the crew are trying to say, he is born with this talent. "Get 'em on board." CIA said, he then went aft to take a few things. He took a belt and a glock, the glock is hidden in his blazer and the belt is on his jeans, this is to avoid being shooting a guy before throwing him out of a plane. CIA will be going on his usual morning flight to sightseeing the glorious Uzbek country. "Call it in", they gave him a mixed smile and a slightly confused expression.

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You need a new goal, a bigger goal than what you've had to up until now. That's MHO, anyway.

>>35145662
Way ahead of you man. After a while you get used to it and it stops bothering you. You still know you're an empty shell of a person but you've forgotten what it was to ever be anything else.

>>35145662
I know the feels anon you aren't alone

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>>35145582
i haven't got the slightest clue what you're talking about tbqhwyf.

captcha: ansley

spoopy

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>>35145716
Its fishi magic !

I say that by 2035 we're at war.

>>35145536
A proper big one that you'll see, very low.

Something like India V Pakistan is possible though, so you could watch on TV.

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I'd figger in about 100 years or so, when they oil wells and lithium preserves start to dry up, and corporations will send their armies after eachother.
Greed and short-sightedness is gonna be the downfall of mankind.
You can have freedom or society, but not both.
I should probably fuck off to /pol/

>>35145263
I myself prefer anal play so a set of progressively bigger (not over the top) dildos is a good choice not much BDSM to it but its good to plug your shitter up with something. Not a fan of gags and this is /r9k/ so il abstain from sharing my experiences with toys and women.

I have a collar for myself and a onahole.

I understand your intentions anon, but objectively, you will never, ever, slow down the production of porn.
As with everything, moderation is key. Porn is not the work of Satan, but don't abuse it.

>>35145315
Internet porn is a very young industry, and people didnt have time yet to realise how harmful it is for them. I am just speeding thing up

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>>35145206
Go home Normie

Originally tho desu nya~

Quick rundown
>4chan accidentally gets popular
>/b/ ruined by influx of chucklefucks
>Moot wants to bring the originality and creativity of old /b/ back
>he creates /r9k/
>it doesn't go so well
>for some unknown reason, the chucklefucks go to /r9k/ and totally misinterpret what the robot was
>they turn it into a board for whining about the same. fucking. thing. incessantly forever
>Moot deletes /r9k/ to get rid of these assholes
>they throw a sperg class tantrum all over 4chan
>Moot is forced to bring the board back as Robot 900(1) to stop the endless bitching
>/r9k/ becomes the haven of whining betas
>it eventually becomes a thing of fascination on the internet and with Reddit in particular
>people on the outside watch this place in awe to laugh and be amazed at the acute stupidity
>they eventually come here to post to feel superior and to get attention
>fast forward to today where Reddit has mostly taken over, with only very few whiners remaining
>/r9k/ is now beta and normalfag central where nothing interesting happens

>>35145352
There you have it

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>>35144925
NO R MA AAA N
GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHH
GET THE FUCK OUT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHYY

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>>35145243
I am sorry. What makes me a norwegian.

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>>35144925
>waking up at 6AM
>coffee and shower
>uni from 9AM to 4PM
>working shitty IT job part-time till 7
>stare at a beautiful girl on the train home thinking if i'll ever talk to her
>drink whatever I have handy at home
>repeat

not bad, although my social interactions come down to r9k and volunteers stopping me on the street