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I wish I could afford to. The escapism and fantasy is the only thing that seems to make me happy at this point.

>>34556836
It's like a dollar or two for a ticket

Maybe once a year if it's especially big but not regularly because that's stupid

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Sorry, I was being a degenerate phoneposter and the image got flipped somehow...

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>>34556730
how do you pay for it wagie?

getting analed by mr. shekelstein to live in jew york city sure is worth it.

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>tfw live in brazil

>he runs out crying 3 people chant PUSSY
>tyler says stop making fun of him
>keks harder
>teacher doesn't know back story of these 2
>dylan runs in the class with a gun teacher yells get on the floor, everyone walk the dinosaur

this is what I expect you tards on this site to be like IRL autistic and socially awkward

That would have fit in one post though

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>>34556667
spam filter is so fuciing gay i hate is do god dman much i will rape its infamnt daughter

>>34556520
list of common triggers and a list of uncommon triggers please.

>>34556520
Whenever you're with a woman, never take her seriously unless she's dying. NEVER. Always assume she has an agenda and treat her as a child.

>tfw bullied so badly your original triggers are now your fetishes

>>34556430
Thats the way I like it, this the group that faps together and swaps trap porn?

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I guarantee to boot normies and roasties

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>>34556449
We're pretty new, but it would be cool if we did that together

>>34556416
4chan meetups are as dumb as they sound, if not worse.

>>34556416
because if you think about it would you want to be friends with someone like yourself? and chances are people out there are even worse than you

has bad idea all over it

>>34556416
Because I'm not THAT autistic.

my cum or not? (this is important)

>>34556389
You betcha I would, champ! What are you? A robosexual?

>>34556389
Hey, real talk though; who can tell me who the blue hair chick is? Please sauce me, lads.

They dont. They only endure it because they usually have kids and shit so they cant just give up and kill themselves.

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>>34556421

>they don't
>normies literally do

They do it for decades; obviously they're handling it. I guess if I had kids or some shit, I'd be less inclined to suicide.

Why do people put up with this? I think civilization was a huge mistake.

Get a better job with raiser commute or get a salary job where you're paid while commuting

im not a virgin, was the peak of your life losing yours?
is that seriously the best thing you got?

"hey i fucked"

when you grow up it stops being about if you fucked or not, but how often you do

>>34556903
yeah, i'm kind of ashamed of how i lost my virginity. Felt lots of guilt about it and wish I was still a virgin

>>34556380
I don't think I've talked to a single female who wasn't checking out my groceries in the past 18 months

I finally went to the doctor to get help losing weight. Hopefully by the end of the year I'll have lost some weight and talked to some girls.

>>34556277
Nice Watch_Dogs cosplay

excuse me half-nigger, can u ples step to da right a lil bit?

>>34556356
she's a black bloc protestor
butthurt about donald trump

Guys aren't stupid like girls, why would we even want a bad girl?

>>34556256
All women lie and manipulate men. All of you are bad. Manipulation is bad. Kill yourself.

>>34556256
Can i get a quick rundown of her again?

Around the hand, no.

Around the neck, yes.

Like any collar, it means subservience.

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>>34556237
I wonder what this girls endgame is.

>>34556237
HOLY SHIT FUCK OFF!!!!


asdggdsagd

What does penis in vagina feel like? What does french kissing a girl feel like? What does holding a girls hand who you're attracted to and whom is also attracted to you feel like?

>>34556214
this really proves this is an autism board alrighty

Size doesn't matter, but foreskin does; if your penis is mutilated, give up on ever pleasing a woman.

am 17

>>34556189
What would you even do differently if you were a teenager again?

>>34556417
not drop out of highschool
make an effort to do anything at all

>>34556264
MODS MODS MODS

So that Chad can see their soles. They're not for you, creepy motherfucker.

>>34556185
Is this the new choker thread meme?

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>you will never be reincarnated as a flip flop for a 20ish old qt latina