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>>35749493
Kill this thread. I slaved for two years thinking this was an actual thing. Caused me to be paranoid about how often I'd swallow my saliva and shit.

>>35749606
>paranoid about how often I'd swallow my saliva

I changed my tongue posture and got a better jaw but now I'm going through this exact thing but don't now why except that my neck bulges out

I was never self-aware of my jawline until I started visiting /r9k/ regularly.
Now this shit?

>couldn't even get dubs
>NGNL

Dumb slut

Dubs and my back heals by next month.

>>35749500
NGNL is literally the third best anime in existence.

>>35749453
is this the thread where anime posters make me cum?

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>>35750096
>tfw 2 dumb too be suicidal

>>35750139
fuggggggggg
oregno

>>35749451
go to a thrift store anon
they have cool stuff there
half of my wardrobe is from the thrift

I steal my sister's panties. Do you have a sister, op?

>>35749451
Wal Mart. They've got everything, you can get shoes shirts, oants AND chocy milk and ramen in one place.

That font makes me want to die.

>>35749441
Well
>Age 8 bad company swearing all time or computer most of time i been outside really often.
>Age 10 to boost my self confidence i talked to myself i'm have power + extra i wondered how it is to be just oposite of good.
>Age 11 done it corrupted myself 1/3 of me
>Age 13 regret corrpution that i taken from world and seen everything what really was (i seen people who they really are literaly)
>Age 14 new hope, new school pretty much good first year except depresion (american 7 class.)
>Age 15 everybody likes me i hate everybody but i don't want be alone so i keep 3 friend + pretend to be friend for some of my class.
>Age 16 want die still no gf at least science keep me together (like documentaries)
>Age 17 school of meachanics and electronics failed year + first time feel love to someone but she refused 2 times.
>Age 18 normal highschool Cynical thinking about this failed 3 subjects Language: German Math: Because she was bitch to me. and primary language aka history of culture.
>Age 19 first year for school for adults yeah.. i pass it it was pretty neet to be honest.
>Age 20 second year amlost complete and now:
what i need i don't know i'm okey with anything i guees ,stoped dreaming i fear of dying and not knowing i died but hope i die..
Having only one friend who i start feeling i don't know her anymore i loved her sometime back to age 14.
i just exist in short no dreams no hopes really and i feel just empty.

>>35749819
ahh yeah + i spend most days inside sometimes on monday i go get pizza

>>35749423
You know this thread made me think back to times I've talked to a women in the past several years and I just realized I don't think I'veever had an interesting conversation with a women

>>35749534
It might be that you just don't know any interesting women

I try to at least attempt to talk about interesting shit but since my interests are primarily relegated to film/film theory, anime, music, and dark humor my range is pretty limited.

>>35749629
You sound like a pretty cool person to me, man.
contact info of some kind? I don't know how to make friends

I am 115kg and only 5'10 but people usually assume I weigh around 90kg. I still go out often and socialise, but being overweight means that no woman is attracted to me. That and my general appearance is hard on my self-confidence. I've lost 5kg so far.

>>35749447
what the fuck is kg?

>>35749452
kilograms you goop

>>35749374
Grab her by the waist spin her around and stare directly into her eyes with my gace an inch from her.
Hold her in place with one hand and slide the other down the back of her pants.
Stick my middle finger up her butthole and wiggle it around, grinding my knuckle into the side of her rectum.

>>35749374
if she is my guest or someone of my family guest, i would slap her so hard that even pimp would say damn.

>>35749374
>act visibly unshaken
>give condescending face like are you serious?
>wait.
>stew in it
>get up when erection is visibly twitching through pants
>MAKE DAMN sure she sees
>look at it
>comedically scratch neck orand or head
>sit back down and try to cross legs and hide it
ball is in her court

>>35749365
i walk slower and put my hands in my jacket pockets, but i still look down

I'm a deathwalker you slime earthnigga, take your insecurities into the hell your selfish mind is destined for and leave the insightful living in peace

>>35749365
are you supposed to look at people in the eyes when you pass them? or any other time? ive never ever looked at anyone in their eyes before when talking to them.

and ya i walk like this but without the rigid arms or bad posture

>>35749309
Anyone with a brain knows this already.

stop posting this fucking boylet lanket thinlet he looks fucking short as fuck too

>>35749309
omg what??? why didn't anyone tell me!

>>35749262
flip six three hole

>>35749262
>>35749284
you think she's maybe related to russell westbrook? like originally.

always nice too look at someone who is similiar in attractiveness level as I kek

Oh. Dysfunctional family thred

>>35749291
>something similar in my family
>went away
>brother beat the everloving shit out of me two separate times in front of me and they didnt call the police on him
>messed up my psych and social life in public school
>wouldn't let me change schools
>stuck with shit rep
>became loner and lacked social practice
>now about to graduate uni
>parents did something the past few months, small things that really set me off
>ignoring them and not talking to them at all
>blocked mom's cell phone number
>only talk to dad to ask what's for dinner
>every few weeks they get mad at me
>been 4 months now
>talked them out of kicking me out a couple of weeks ago

not sure where im going with this but i want them to admit that sending me away was wrong and fucked up on so many levels

>>35749635
>in front of me
in front of them

i voted 4 z <3

i voted for MJ Mage

>>35749158
Wasnt technically a tripfag

>>35749131
I've worked a call center before OP
It's really comfy. You just sit and take phone calls.
It's a perfect robot job.

Been at one for 1.5 years, starts out not so bad, but then turns into hell

>>35749174
>wave of panic hits you between each call
>comfy
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>>35749243
yeah even if what the anon above said is sorta true, this is my fear

>>35749055
discord?
asking for SWIM that is an attainable little waifu..

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>>35749205
I've never used discord. Should I make one or something? How does it work?

>>35749205
Okay nvm i just made one. It's nojoswag. Idk how the server thing works