Well wagie, what kind of haircut do you want? The same one as yesterday?
Of course, my good wagie. I like to keep it neat and always the same. I like the eucalyptus rose shaving cream last time so let's do that after you finish. Mush wish, I've got a busy day planned.
>>36943296
What's this meme about wagies getting a new haircut everyday?
>>36943549
I think op got it backwards, the neet gets a daily haircut as part of his lavish lifestyle. I sometimes flip flop my words to, usually when I'm distracted thinking about my neet projects. Ragie wagies are unable to get even a weekly haircut.
Hey anon, my parentes aren't home, wanna come over ?
Back you foul succubus your slender hips hold no temptations for a gentle men such as my self
>>36942970
Why are you so mean? Just come over, I feel lonely.
Is this Chris Hanson? Because I wanna be on TV
Women don't go only for chads. They go for all types of men, uglies, fatties, athletes, and other less desirables. The problem is they don't want those at the very bottom of the barrel. They don't want the 1% of worst men. We claim they only want chads when the reality is we just don't want to admit we are the very worst the male gender has to offer. And that hurts.
>>36942882
There's a reason why your thread got ignored. All in denial. Sad!
>>36943524
It's the truth m8. We are the bottom.
>>36942882
I dunno man.
Life's probably more complicated than either of those things.
>he unironically thinks free will exists
Serious question, HOW? WHY?
>>36942839
What, you think it's expensive?
>>36942839
provide evidence
captcha: big memes big dicks
Reminder you are a slave to your unconscious urges
The last bastion of robotkind is still resisting the normie hordes, come join robots
Rules
No women
No homos or traps
No non virgins
https://discord[dot goes here]gg/6swuwjN
DONT JOIN. ITS NORMIE VILLE OUT THERE !!!
>>36942904
Why would you lie anon?
Have you lurked on the new board /bant/ robots? I'm enjoying my time there desu
Hey guys I had a question.
I was wondering if there was a questionnaire or something to find out what I am.
Am I a normie? a roastie? A Robot? Wagecuck? Wizard?
Just wondering how I can find out,
Thanks.
Do you have a job, have you had sex, are you a girl, are you 30 years old or older?
Job? Yes.
Sex? Couple times a year?
Girl? No
30? In 7 months, yes.
>>36942830
Oh Am I supposed to reply like this?
Is your place comfy? Pls post picture
>>36942768
>people are actually this wealthy
Still boggles my mind.
>>36942808
>wealthy
>microsopic apartment
>cheap ikea furniture
>computer is clearly for work not gaming
>cheap TV
The entire room probably cost less than 3000 and gathered over years
its pretty comfy desu famalamamama
>someone yells at you
>start crying
every time
then stop crying and start punching bitch
>>36942606
>someone yells at you
>start to tear up
>"awwww what are you gonna cwwyyyy now??"
>someone provokes you
>act tough
>try not to look like a pussy
>raise fists
>also crying at the same time
>opponent looks confused as fuck
>backs out
every time
Reminder that no matter what opinion you have about yourself you are a superior human being compared to him.
but I can't sell my old shirts for $12k
>>36942951
>implying chris will actually sell that shirt
anon pls
>>36942964
Looks like Chris is trying to get a sex change
>ywn swim with a steller's sea cow
>>36942483
fucking Russians killed and ate all of them, sons of bitches.
>>36942512
Better than for them to continue living a shitty existence like most targeted species right now
they made one mistake:
they were gregarious harmless foodbags
i'm a bored male receptionist.
Ask me anything.
When does your shift end ? ;)
>>36942452
Post your phone number so we can "tie you up" and let you take the day off.
>>36942464
At half past eight, at lest today.
where do normies get their confidence from?
Appealing genetics, strong fatherly role models, constant support and key development years spent at social events
>>36942517
liking these accurate/precise answers lately
delusion
most normies are absolutely fucking shitbrains. They have no self-reflection. Look up Dunning-Kruger Effect.
If they didnt suffer from delusion they would probably neck themselves for being such worthless airwasters
GRRRR
HISSSS (MEOW)
Roflcopter
>>36942422
delet this original post
GRRRRRRR
XD
wtf is wrong with white "people"?
>fell in love with a fictional character again
>he fell in love with his own fictional character again
>>36942393
>Fell in love with non fictional character that turned out to be fictional
>tfw fell in love with mew and am becoming a mewfag
goddamnit mew
Ever since I've transitioned I've gotten laid, free alcohol, and nice breast. What you drinking robots? When do you plan on transitioning?
This is probably real
>>36942421
Man, best decision I ever made.
Still kinda regret never getting to be a daddy Dom though.... oh well it's for the best. Cheers.
>>36942389
post dick or gtfo samson
you know the rules