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>>38834874
>google search:"How to get illegal stuff legally"
If you think you can get illegal drugs in any legal way, you must be already pretty high, OP.

Search up 1p-lsd

pic looks like an undercover cop, if i had to guess

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>>38834860
>Crohn's Disease
i feel you on this
>want to try to go outside for once? pic related
>want to study for exams? pic related
>need to leave the house for more than an hour? pic related
>want to try to be social? pic related
it is THE robot disease

>>38834933
What meds are you on? oringsdldsl

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Cluster migraines.
Chronic pain is fun

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It's (team1)

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It's (team 2)

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>>38834842
>watching reddit the animated series
>watching anything other then loli harem anime

>>38834808
I usually just schlick it to vanilla vaginal sex or softcore gay. Sometimes even the occassional hentai. Could never get into the hardcore stuff though because anal and blowjobs are gross.

generally they just wait out chad's priors for their turn
but if impatience is too much or the backlog of other girls is too large for chad in one day
then the gril usually will fantasize about chad and several clones of chad going all out on her at once

>>38834843
not porn prob not a girl anyway
>>38834880
you're not a girl

>be racist
>don't have any girlfriend and am a virgin
Really makes me think, you cuck

post that comic please

>>38835191
This.
Okriginal

I become the punisher of infidelity. All cheating women and men alike will be forced to eat their own genitalia for all eternity. Cannibalfags will be forced to watch.

>>38834761
>I punish rapists and actual pedos
>Also punish people who tortured others, psychologically or physically.
>People who made shitty chad/virgin memes eternally burn with no chance of redemption.
That's about it. Most of the time, murders can be justified if you see where the murderer is coming from, but diddiling a kid because you're horny or scarring someone for life is fucked up. Of course everything would be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.

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>>38834844

>Also punish people who tortured others, psychologically or physically.

So would you punish circumcisers? That's torture.

>>38834752
t. Jewish shill
Veg

>>38834778
I'm Korean you /pol/cuck

>>38834829
Not until I find a cute black bf

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>doesn't like KonoSuba

Enjoy your shit taste I guess.

>>38834621
Do what I do, watch Coming-of-age and rom-com anime's until you feel empty inside

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>>38834694

it got better near the end. It was nice that the anime broke typical anime tropes, but it's a shame that Japanese law prevents showing displays of affection in Anime (no kissing, hand holding, all characters bathing together , casual nudity with male and female in same room, etc)

not responding to this post is a tacit endorsement of trump and his agenda

Everyone's failure here to get a gf is your own fault, but rather than face this fact you drown out your sorrows with vidya, anime, and porn. Rather than improve your life in anyway, you come here to complain and moan when you don't get your way. You demand attractive girls yet refuse to improve yourself in anyway by losing weight, socializing, getting a job, or dressing yourself nice. The reason why no one wants to talk to you is you have no personality beyond a caustic mis-match of the various media you consume.

fembot here, teehee

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>>38834482
I'm also black.
I don't care enough to hate my race and myself desu

Then kill yourself. Maybe reincarnation is real. Try it out

>>38834482
I have a good news. You can become another race. I'll let Ronald Reagan explain it to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRNCpD3xhsY

Just petition for a name change. It's not hard at all.

>>38834445
>QUISHEL
QUISHEL

Yea, also most people's names translate into something entire different in other languages

I have s bf but, no friends.

Go on an app without any assumption of possible hook ups or dating. You'll find some friends easier that way. What do you want to talk about? There might be a group dedicated to that subject in the area you live. Just look this kind of shit up instead of trying to start a meaningful conversation with a vapid girl on a dating app. I get that you probably want to find a girl that is both fun to talk to and will also let you fuck her but you probably won't find that on tinder.

>>38834279
I still have some hs friends since I never left town. I don't really connect anymore to them, but that's at least a bond that can't really be broken.
I should have said
>want to talk to someone of opposite sex

>>38834336
>app
Suggestions?
I figured hot or not would be pretty much in that category of just people shooting the shit and talking dirty. Either I'm very unattractive or people don't really talk on it.

>>38834123
DXM, its actually not bad.

>>38834123
You can always get fucked up on couch syrup and cold medication but those are bad for your health and not as fun as weed.

No drug requires talking to people to get. It's not cheap but I like DXM, pretty comfy stuff. Ket or MXE is good too.

>>38833940
Well, I want to fuck with Logan tbqh

LOBROS UNITE

*smashes plate*

>his family is a bunch of poor suburban retards from ohio
>lucky break with disney
>brings his entire family to LA
>makes a living mocking brainlet socal chads
>reddit and h3h3 go apeshit over it thinking its his real personality

>>38833871
Might be a deviated septum. I had the same issues and got it fixed through surgery (got a cheeky rhinoplasty thrown in to fix my jew nose as well).

>>38833871
How about you use your medical insurance and go see a doctor?

>>38833871
>smoke better
Well no wonder you can't breathe, mate! I suffer from the same thing, OP. Its actually creepy how accurate this post is to my nasal situation thought about surgery
Anyway, I used to smoke but quit and it got better. Exercise helps, too