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2017-03-01 05:23:42 Post No.35208293
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Dear C, you just graduated with good grades from middle school. You've got your whole life now as a freshman in high school. So I thought it was time I fessed up. I've been reading your 4chan posts since a year ago. I know you think I don't even know what 4chan is; I may be over 50, but as you are learning, parents aren't really that oblivious. That "gift" from your online friends that you received last year, that you thought I didn't notice, showed your username and tripcode. Ever since I watched your account on the archive. So when I saw some posts about being down or unhappy, Mom, your sisters and I tried harder to make sure you knew we loved you and were sure everything would work out. Teenage years can be tough. I'm proud of what you have accomplished and see the mature, confident, capable young woman you've become. So, no need to change your tripcode now, I don't feel the need to watch over you in the same way i did and I promise to stop reading your posts. Love, Dad.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:32:22 Post No.35208439
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>>35208293
I don't know if this is bait or something, but this was posted before, and she responded

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>>35208293
This makes me sad, i hope your daughter leave this site forever
>>35208439
Really? Link to the archive please
I want to see it
Who's C?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 06:11:44 Post No.35209068
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>>35208439
link to original this seems really nice of her family.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:22:33 Post No.35208268
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:22:33 Post No. 35208268 [Report] [View this topic]

Anon, what does it matter? Didn't you experiment when you were young?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:26:20 Post No.35208331
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Something tells me you're insecure your lack of experience i

But I'll ask you brobot

What if you find a well adjusted girl who you enjoy spending time with and you find a attractive but had 1-3 sexual partners before you, are you going to say "lol nope?"

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:30:02 Post No.35208400
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>tell my girlfriend about all the older guys i've sucked off and how i used to regularly take it in the ass from tons of random strangers when i was younger

>she says she can no longer respect me as a man

what the fuck

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:35:20 Post No.35208495
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>>35208268
>Didn't you experiment when you were young?
no
no girls would let me

Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:18:53 Post No.35208205
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:18:53 Post No. 35208205 [Report] [View this topic]

>Finally get a gf
>She's emotionally abusive and isolates me from my family and things that I once loved

G-guess I'm a chad now h-heh

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:26:42 Post No.35208338
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Welcome to women, OP.

Every single one of them I have ever gotten close to has done the same. They can't just be your friend/girlfriend, they need to consume you, envelop you completely until your life revolves entirely around your relationship with them. And if you deny them this, they'll make it out like your some kind of negligent psychopath who doesn't care about anyone. So you can say goodbye to any friends you had before, any hobbies or areas of interests that you were working on, and your freedom/privacy in general.

The only winning move is not to play.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:28:04 Post No.35208361
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>>35208205
That's right, you are
Now GET. THE. FUCK. OUT.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:32:41 Post No.35208443
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>>35208338
Life is too hard. I only wanted to be happy.
>>35208361
kys

Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:17:58 Post No.35208188
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:17:58 Post No. 35208188 [Report] [View this topic]

Fatbot General - this is a safe space for fatbots to discuss their eating and weight loss efforts.

NO THIN PRIVILEGE NORMIES WITH USELESS """ADVICE""" ALLOWED

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:19:26 Post No.35208216
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How about join the gym? Then you will be a healthy boy.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:22:15 Post No.35208264
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>>35208188
>unironically using the term thin privilege

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>>35208188
>think about working out and losing weight
>hit up bk and eat 1300 calories 1 hour before bed

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:13:14 Post No. 35208084 [Report] [View this topic]

I have just received word that my grandfather is dead. AMA.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:25:00 Post No.35208316
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>>35208084
Got any nudes?

~~original~~

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:28:11 Post No.35208365
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:28:11 Post No.35208365 [Report]

RIP anon, any good tales?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:28:36 Post No.35208373
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>>35208316
Fuck off in a fire.

>>35208084
Here's a (You) hope the dopamine of it makes it any better for you now.

Anonymous
2017-03-01 05:10:53 Post No.35208038
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:10:53 Post No. 35208038 [Report] [View this topic]

I bought a dildo recently, I'm waiting his arrival. How long until I can cum with my butt?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:13:00 Post No.35208080
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I keep forgetting that you LGBT Raid fags were posting here again

It's like I see this thread every day without fail.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:15:46 Post No.35208139
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>>35208080
It's pretty sad but they get paid 10 cents per post.

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>>35208080
>LGBT Raid fags

I don't know wtf you're talking about to be honest desu

Anonymous
ITT: Lies you were told when you were younger 2017-03-01 05:03:14 Post No.35207903
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ITT: Lies you were told when you were younger Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:03:14 Post No. 35207903 [Report] [View this topic]

>College is much better than high school, trust me

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:05:45 Post No.35207954
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>>35207903
>You weren't circumcised as a baby.

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>>35207954
That's an unusual lie to tell their child.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:10:59 Post No.35208042
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>>35207976
I found the certificate of having your baby mutilated when I was 13 and asked my mom what it meant, she lied to me and said I wasn't, I later found out I was when I started browsing 4chan when I was 16.

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2017-03-01 04:59:17 Post No.35207836
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:59:17 Post No. 35207836 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw a girl won't do this to me

Why even live, robots?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:00:48 Post No.35207859
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:00:48 Post No.35207859 [Report]

Wouldn't it be painful for her to grab your face like that?

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>>35207859
Who cares. At least I get to suck myself off.

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:03:19 Post No.35207905
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>>35207859
>tfw no slightly sadomasochistic gf to bite my lips off and mark my body with her love-bites so that nobody else may take me

starfriend
2017-03-01 04:58:22 Post No.35207825
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starfriend 2017-03-01 04:58:22 Post No. 35207825 [Report] [View this topic]

who here \crystalpepsi\

its is best soda that

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:04:16 Post No.35207927
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>>35207825
That what?

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:05:46 Post No.35207956
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:05:46 Post No.35207956 [Report]

I tried one yesterday, was complete fucking shit.

But that's like just my opinion

Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:06:22 Post No.35207968
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>>35207927
get out underage b&

>>35207825
Got one from last monthand still didnt open it , its so pretty to look at

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How to nofap 2017-03-01 04:58:20 Post No.35207823
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How to nofap Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:58:20 Post No. 35207823 [Report] [View this topic]

I really.
Really.
Really.
Really need to stop masturbating. I've tried so many times. I've set once per week limits and caved on impulse like lightning. Help me guys. How do I quit

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:00:14 Post No.35207850
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>>35207823
Why are you so obsessed with stopping?

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>>35207823
Stay out of the house.

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>>35207823
Order a cock cage and lock it up, then get the key and throw it down the fucking toilet problem solved

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:55:12 Post No. 35207775 [Report] [View this topic]

>just jerked off to women too fat to walk
>again
AAHH WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME HOW DO I GET RID OF EEGENERATE FETISHES NOFAP DOESNT WORK

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:02:07 Post No.35207888
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>>35207775
Remember at least it isn't gore like me
Orgianardo commento

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>>35207775
Try not masterbating for a while and your fetishes will disappear

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>>35207900
I did, 5 times. It still stays and now I barely get erect from girls that aren't 500 lb+. Fuck this shitty fetish, what did I do to deserve this.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:54:46 Post No. 35207769 [Report] [View this topic]

Daily reminder that the sex/porn industry is a dirty, filthy business that is violent, exploitative, and harmful all around. The world would be better off without it. You should stop supporting it with your clicks. If you're really horny and need to fap, just use your imagination.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:10:54 Post No.35208040
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 05:10:54 Post No.35208040 [Report]

You're not wrong. This is correct.

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>>35207769
>You should stop supporting it with your clicks

lmao bruh I thought that said dicks

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>>35207769
That's why you fap to 2D only

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/r9k/ movies 2017-03-01 04:49:59 Post No.35207708
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/r9k/ movies Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:49:59 Post No. 35207708 [Report] [View this topic]

Any good robot movies? Can't relate to movies with normie-tier characters and for some reason films with robot protagonists are impossible to come by. I've seen the shit like Taxi Driver and Lars and the Real Girl that people often recommend, anything else like this?

General movie discussion is fine too I guess.

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:54:19 Post No.35207762
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>>35207708

>Apocalypse Now

>Falling Down

Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:54:58 Post No.35207772
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:54:58 Post No.35207772 [Report]

go watch spring summer fall winter and spring and thank me later

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:56:58 Post No.35207800 [Report]

>science of sleep

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:45:45 Post No. 35207644 [Report] [View this topic]

tfw Captain General Augusto Pinochet Ugarte will never be your president.

Fuck my life

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:49:36 Post No.35207701
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>>35207644
Move to the philipines, duterte will be throwing degenerates out of helis soon enough

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>>35207644
>>35207701

>NEETs

>prison-gay "but it's not gay because she has a penis" homosexuals

>people who watch loli hentai

>etc.

It's funny how the people who wish for an authoritarian regime would be some of the first to get cleansed.

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>>35207644
No, I prefer to live in a civilised country, with running water and pornography.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:43:39 Post No. 35207605 [Report] [View this topic]

Anybody here ever been in a sensory deprivation tank? What was it like?

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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:45:09 Post No.35207634
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Anonymous 2017-03-01 04:45:09 Post No.35207634 [Report]

like a womb

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>>35207605
i was in solitary confinement in a military prison.
i don't really remember much but i had really realistic and weird dreams

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>>35207605
I've always wondered. I heard it's psychedelic of sorts

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