Have you ever tried to flirt with a girl at a party?
>>38019485
I haven't had the opportunity to go to a party since I was 11
>>38019485
I don't go to parties because I'm epileptic, and it's pure hell for me
>>38019485
Yes. It was as cringy as it gets. I've been a hermit pretty much ever since.
Red flags for girls
>Atheist
>Crazy colored hair
>Says she fucking loves science
>Has had any kind of contact with another man before
>Has a Reddit account
>Doesn't like kids
>Hair too short
>Doesn't like to cook
>Expresses her opinions in public without your permission
Add yours
>Expresses her opinions in public without your permission
why does someone need your permission to express an opinion
>>38019470
>she has three brothers
>>38019470
Sauce me on this girl so I can get more pictures of her ass and imagine her farting down my throat while sitting on me
How do I explain to my ex that it pisses me off when she brings up her boyfriend? We broke up 3 years ago but I love her still, I have not been able to feel love for any other girl since. I still want her friendship but whenever she brings him up it kills the conversation.
Im probably going to be made fun of, get called a normie or whatever, it just hurts. I dont have many people in my life to talk about stuff like this
>>38019418
Women aren't as stupid as 4chan would lead you to believe. She knows very well it hurts you when she brings him up, she literally does it to get that exact reaction.
The only reason it hurts is because you're still holding onto hope that things will get better and you'll end up back with her. I have been in this situation 2 times, didn't learn the first time.
MOVE
THE
FUCK
ON
You should probably cut all contact with little or no notice. I really loved a girl who tried to keep me around after she dropped me and it tore me up knowing she was moving on without me. Best thing I did looking back now is completely ghosting. Just don't respond to anything from her and don't show up anywhere she's also going. It took me a couple years to stop loving after I cut contact. you may need to be alone from romantic interests for a while to recoup.
>>38019418
She's using your continual emotional craving towards her as manipulation for attention and
is using the fact of you being pussy whipped as an object of control.
>I can't even cry anymore.
It's not even a feel. It's like a lack of feels. An anti-feel.
>>38019416
Congratulations, you've now officially reached the deepest stage of depression. Welcome to the club of being emotionally dead, stuck in an existential limbo.
>>38019416
that's a fucknig GARLIC CLOVE you hummus
>>38019416
been there i started talking to some peopl online and got really attached then i cut contact with them to force me to feel sad.
But now it seems like a chore to talk to someone online i don't even know how i did it.
>open relationship
>fuck anyone you want
Why isn't everyone doing this?
Best of both worlds.
>>38019361
Who is that semon demen?
>>38019361
>Your gf/wife gets her wet cunt ransacked by an entire african village while you can barely even talk to another woman
Yeah wow sounds so fun
Then why even call it a relationship
I'm going to leave the internet.
It has been a wild ride, and I can honestly say that it led me to nothing. The only valuable content available on the internet is in the form of scanned books. Everything else is intellectual poison. There is no valuable intellectual, no enriching community, nothing that will help you grow in any consistent way. What the internet will teach you is how to be an amateur and a naive commentator.
Regardless, I really have no excuse to be here. Sure, I'm ugly, shy and highly disfunctional. My chances of making it in any field out there are slim, but if I stay here the chances go from being low to being non-existant.
At the very least I have the privilege to be a NEET in a country where education is free. I have no excuse to waste so much time here.
I won't be patronizing, and I won't pretend to be an example to be followed, for I know that some of us here are truly doomed. I just wanted to blog about it and tell it to someone, and to be honest at the moment you guys are all you've got.
I wish you luck and prosperity, and I genuinely hope that everything will turn alright for every single one of you guys.
Have a nice life.
>>38019360
Good luck, hope it's better for you, anon.
>>38019360
You'll be back.
You're here forever.
Not originalino
>>38019360
Look up Jordan Peterson before you log off. Adopting his mental "how to live" model will go a long way with cutting your internet cord.
>tfw just forced to apply for a job
I don't want this.help
>>38019358
You'll be better off in the long term, trust me. You won't get bored, you'll have a supply of money, and you'll meet people.
>>38019358
>won't get bored
nothing is more boring than standing around for 8 hours doing menial tasks to generate profit for the company
>>38019358
put a fake degree on your resume and say goodbye to food service labor
>>38019441
>won't get bored
Oh fuck off, every job gets boring when you get used to it unless you're so simple you still find challenge in tasks you've done countless times, or have a job so good you never get stuck in repetition
Still better than NEETdom I guess, that shit breaks you down to the core.
You have 45 points
ATTACK:
DEFENSE:
SPEED:
DEXTERITY:
MAGIC POWER:
STAMINA:
INTELLIGENCE:
CHARISMA:
And no, luck is not a valid stat for me.
ATTACK: 8
DEFENSE: 4
SPEED: 12
DEXTERITY: 16
MAGIC POWER:
STAMINA: 5
INTELLIGENCE: 0
CHARISMA: 0
Defend yourself.
>Luck: 45
My luck roll says it is now, faggot.
>>38019651
ATTACK: 20
DEFENSE: 0
SPEED: 25
DEXTERITY: 0
MAGIC POWER: 0
STAMINA: 0
INTELLIGENCE: 0
CHARISMA: 0
>mage fag
>blitzed before he casts
>warrior
>blitzed
>bard
>blitzed
>thief
>blitzed
>cleric
>blitzed
>Stop! You violated the law. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.
What loot does the guard find on you?
>>38019320
despair.
originalli
>>38019320
Nine terabytes of pirated pornography
>>38019611
Every volume of the lusty argonian maid
>You will never be Trump.
>Play boy billionair
>President against all odds
>Hero that saves the world
>Cute girls at his disposel
>Even pepe left us for him
Why even live.
His presidency will be insignificant in two presidencies at least. He does not seem to be on track to keep his campaign promises even with Senate and house majority, and it's doubtful that he will even get Republican renomination in 2020. His presidency is going to be mediocre and disappointing, but will probably serve to be the impetus necessary for both parties to rework their brand.
>>38019459
2/4, you aImost got it
>>38019315
>you will never be a retarded outlier that slipped through the cracks
>"The world suddenly became bad in 2007!"
I remember a discussion about this before. Why is it that people feel this way again?
It was really weird that a lot of people who'd never met before had the exact same feeling.
>>38019552
>Why is it that people feel this way again?
iPhone
>>38019552
That's when smartphones and social media happened. Which are indeed two of the things making modern life shitty.
I'd argue that the rot started two years earlier in 2005, since that's when youtube launched.
>our state-of-the-art cameras were able to capture this amazing image from deep inside the friend zone
post your friendzone pictures robots
let the internets carry your feels out to the sea
>with this amazing technology we can go deeper into the friendzone than ever before
so that's where this came from
hmmm
>>38019715
Pictures like this make me want to commit suicide.
This world is just so... empty. It's like a hotel in the middle of nowhere.
Question for roasties of the board. Do u realize that you're just a wet hole and no guy gives a flying fuck about your opinions? You're less than human. You're similar to a cockroach. You're only purpose is to be fucked and be degraded.
>>38019126
>similar to a cockroach
are you just retarded or have you never heard of Turkey?
>>38019126
I have a feeling this is a rhetorical question
>>38019148
Bitches don't realize their place. Somebody needs to let them know guys aren't nice to them for their "wonderful personalities"
is this pretty much how most of us feel?
>wanna fall over dead
>dont like the thought of hanging, shooting or cutting yourself
>have nothing you enjoy
i pretty much just drink coffee, smoke and listen to music to pass the time and i like to look at guns even though i know ill never kms
>>38019119
Nice projection faggot, no I don't feel that way.
fuck you idiot
youre a pussy
>>38019119
Exactly how I feel lol
If war came to your country, would you join the frontlines to defend it?
No I'd join the front lines because I want to shoot people in the face.
>>38019090
I'm South African. That should be enough of an explanation
>inb4 NIGGER REEEE
Whiter than sour cream
>>38019169
How does it feel living in a country where 76% of the population hates you for just being alive?