Okay, anons, I'm going to turn in soon here. I hope you all have a good night.
Let's all remember to brush our teeth and say our prayers.
>>38838419
Thanks for the reminder op!
Have a good one mate!
>>38838419
Good night, anon :3 our prayers
>>38838419
turn in?
>tfw you've never been inside of a dark skinned black woman
It's a place I'd really like to be.
>tfw you've never stuck your dick in a pile of shit which is also infected with several HIVs
I know your feel friend.
>tfw know the feel
It's pretty intense for sure.
>>38838394
you can be inside me white boy, i'm a black woman(boy)
Just finished this show and thought it was absolute garbage. 10/10 opening though. AMA.
>tfw OP is absolute garbage but the contents of thread are vastly superior
>>38838379
wtf is it about
>>38838379
I found myself skipping through entire episodes when I watched it.
It was too painful to even let run in the background.
Why haven't you had your daily glass of cranberry juice yet?
>>38838377
Because is expensive as fuck where i live thanks to the fucking girls that only buy it so they can post it on instagram.
because fruit juice is overpriced surgarwater
>>38838377
Sorry i drink milk like a man
2% of course
Who else /only has a laptop/ here?
Half the people I know only have phones or tablets now, not even desktops or laptop.
>>38838352
me and it has abunch of cracks in the screen with black cancerous dead pixels at grow and get bigger over time
>>38838375
phones are for normal fags
>>38838414
how long did you own yours?
SKRT SKRT NIGGGGGGAAAAAA *runs out of a 7/11 with a handful of beer* LOL DUMB NIGGA SKRT SKRRRRRRRRRRT *smacks lips profusely* *gets pulled over for going 20 MPH over the speed limit* NIGGA YOU PULLED ME OVER CUZ IM BLACK U RACIST FUCK COPS SKRRRRRRRRRRRRT *proceeds to complain about the police and create mass generalizations of them* NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>38838300
There needs to be a holocaust for blacks. The crime rate would go down tremendously.
boonk gang whole lotta gang shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaxlQvRQgFo
boonk is the ultimate nig
>>38838400
You'd also be killing innocent blacks who did AND or have no intention of doing anything wrong in the process which would be irrational and immoral. Glad nut jobs like you aren't in positions of power.
Left or Right?
Justify your decision.
left because she's drawn better
>>38838216
left because blondes and long hair are not my type.
neither because I'm gay
Hello Robots,
As you might have noticed for close to a year now we have been attempting to cleanse r9k of the normalscum. We had good times and bad times, and at times came close to victory. Though lately these times have mostly, or rather, always been bad times. While we did not have high participation to begin with, the numbers have been dropping steadily and have reached essentially zero at the moment.
In the last half year we have had a total of less than 35 people attempt to participate in the effort. Most of them sticking around for about 3-7 days on average. Making thus worse is the fact that highest amount of participaters we have had at the same time at any given time was about 10. Considering r9k has thousands of posters, these are quite depressing numbers to say the least.
Getting to the final point, from the observations made we can draw two important conclusions.
1. We are unable to effectively oppose the normalfag hordes with such a tiny amount of participators
2. The question of wether the board is worth saving when from thousands of people less than 35 bothered to participate is raised. While that is up to personal opinion, i think most would agree that the answer to that is no.
If the situation already wasnt great, mods have lately been actively banning us in both raids and awareness threads. While The Uprising already was basically dead, this puts the final nail in the coffin.
In the meantime the board has been an absolute trainwreck. Every day there are about 3 fembot threads and anothet 3 thread lgbt propaganda thread. It seems like the worst poster who have the worst, shittiest, garbage content to post somehow have all found this place. The place is being turned into some kind of abomination of a hybrid between /soc/, /b/, /lgbt/ and reddit, and the mods seem to be delighted at it. If there was any remnant of the old days of /r9k/ it has effectively been wiped out at it this point. We recommend any remaining robots to leave to a less worse place and let this place implode on itself, as that seems to be the direction its headed at.
We tried, we tried a lot, and we tried for a very long time. But you cant save that which doesnt want to be saved. The Uprising is now officially dead.
Vlad was our propaganda guy so you heard the most from him, but he had given up a couple months ago. I and the remaining participants have been trying keep it alive but the effort has been futile. This has been the Commander of The Uprising, signing off, for the last time.
F
oregano oregami originaldi
Where do we go?
And why the fuck do the Mods keep these normalscum here? Aren't they robots too?
After heat wave of two days, the sky relented with a thunderstorm and rain.
Shitposting in the rain right now.
Maybe we could get a comfy thread going?
>>38838188
Made myself a nice cup of tea.
feelsgoodman
>>38838188
A wonderful bump for a wonderful thread
I haven't seen a comfy thread on here for a while.
How would one go about blinding themselves without receiving any pain?
>>38838153
Close your eyes
desudesu
>>38838153
Why the fuck would you do that?
There is literally nothing that can make up for blindness.
>>38838153
you absolute fucking retard, why?
anyway, maybe point a lazer in your pupil? for a slower route, close eyes while facing face toward sun, stay like that all day.
Greetings, lurker here. how mundane is your night going? how disappointing was your day?
>be 2 hours ago
>at grocery store
>nice looking girl knocks over box of cereal while grabbing another
>didn't seem like she wasn't gonna pick it up but quickly did it for her
>StacyBitchFace.jpg
>"okay thanks??" as if i wasn't supposed to do that
Am I overthinking it or is it justified to feel low about that?
>>38838125
Youre a gentleman op. Women just cant handle that
>>38838125
hard to know really. too little information to draw any conclusions from. forget it.
I have plans but atm i can't really put them into action - this said, the plan i have is more of a bigger picture, the details haven't really been thought out. I'd put it down to the fact that i'm at my best when improvising, so this tells how my night has been a bit frustrating.
My day was decent, but the fact that some shit i found out recently has been really bugging me and getting to me isn't nice
>visiting home town
>go to local bar with best friend
>someone approaches me and says my name
>ask him who he is
>"oh shit yea man it has been so many years since high school"
>hate the guy from high school
blow me asshole
There's a reason I didn't recognize you. There's a reason I left you assholes in the past.
Anyone else hate running into old acquaintances from high school?
>>38838124
You're just like everyone else friendo. I guarantee that guy hates you too. He just figured if he didn't come up to you first then you would've came up to him
>>38838161
I legit didn't recognize him. His voice was different and he was fatter in the face.
Man, it killed my buzz. Just leave me be dude and stay the fuck out of my life.
I hate running into acquaintances.
There's a reason they're only acquaintances.
Do you miss the early 2000s in some ways?
>anime no longer appears on television
early 2000's
>2001-2003
mid 2000's
>2004-2006
late 2000's
>2007-2009
2000 and 2010 are in their own category
same goes for every other decade
There's still Saturday morning cartoons on the cw but the after-school cartoons died with the change
I can't get a job even with experience and connections, like not even to the interview phase. I even got certifications and tons of training for this hospital job but I still get zero responses. should I just enlist in the army and stay for as long as I can?
>>38838097
what kinds of jobs are you applying for? I sent out 38 applications and recieved 37 denials.
Fuck the military, what are your qualifications?
>>38838121
Retail and fast food, those are the only places I can reach.
>>38838130
What do you mean by this? I did a landscaping "job" since I was underage, I did assloads of training, and an externship for the hospital job, not that I even want to work there.
I reviewed my resume with several people and they said it was fine. It's basically a long list of my experience and education in bullet points though, I didn't make it very fancy.
What'd you do today?
I:
Planned my new work out routine
Told my gf about my scratch fetish
Had a skype call with 2 girls for a few hours
Made almost 1k on my investments.
Talked with my Dad about life
>>38838078
You're a fucking normie. Why are you here? Seriously. Go to the bar and tell your normie friends this shit.
>scratch fetish
Like that's some BADASS fetish. Everyone likes to be scratched you fucking idiot
>>38838112
>scratch fetish
>Like that's some BADASS fetish. Everyone likes to be scratched you fucking idiot
She's a sweet christian girl. It's really hot for her to have ""fetishes"" like that. Why don't you go and tell your gf about your EXTREME fetishes? Oh wait...
>>38838078
>studied renal pathology
>cleaned pets' cage
>went out and ate pizza
>talked to ex
>whatsapped some 5/10 black girl I'm thinking about doing the benis shuffle with.