Why do millenial girls like anal sex so much?
Why do you pretend to not be a virgin? Why do you keep asking these questions? Kill yourself. Thanks
>>38495220
Come on, this is just ridiculous.
Try harder next time, anon.
>>38495220
Do you know this feeling of hard solid long thick like a little too big turd going throug your anus?
This kind of turd that makes your involuntary moan when its in the wider point? This kind of turd that makes cold drops of sweat on your back.
Now imagine that you can repeat this feeling, again and again
Does owning a zippo make you into Chad?
What's the difference between a zippo and a hippo?
The zippo is a little lighter.
>>38324336
It's ok to own a Zippo if you're Chad. If you're not Chad it's kinda fedora tier
I bought a plain one simply because they're much more reliable in windy weather and such than disposable lighters and Clippers. However they run out of gas after a few days even when you don't use them so I can't be bothered most of the time.
So I made the desperate brobot mistake of dating a girl with borderline PD and she won't stop texting me with guilt tripping, attention-whoring bullshit. Legit I cancelled one date after two months of seeing each other 2x weekly and she flipped her shit, called me a psychopath, and blocked me on everything then comes back a week later saying it was ME cutting HER off.
Apparently I am satan because I "abandoned" her FOR ONE NIGHT because I'm dealing with my own issues. I was just using her the whole time, clearly. Not like she guilt tripped the fuck out of me into seeing her and letting her help me with stuff I wanted to do alone only to have that used as a guilt trip into demanding even more of my time.
What the actual fuck is wrong with these girls? Are they actually just that stupid to think that something like that is worth blowing up like this over? And then fucking texting guilt trips inbetween straight up "fuck you"s.
Fuck this earth
>>38324306
STAY AS FAR AWAY AS YOU CAN. DO NOT RESPOND TO TEXTS, TO EMAILS, TO ANYTHING. DO NOT ENGAGE THE BP FOR IT WILL ONLY LEAD TO FURTHER SUFFERING. DOCUMENT EVERYTHING. AND I MEAN EVERYTHING. RECORD CONVERSATIONS, SAVE TEXTS, EMAILS, EVERYTHING, BECAUSE EVENTUALLY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A FALSE RAPE CHARGE LEVIED AGAINST YOU AND IN THIS CASE, YOU -WILL- HAVE TO PROVE YOURSELF INNOCENT INSTEAD OF THE OTHER WAY AROUND.
CUT CONTACT, LEAVE HER, SAVE EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, AND PRAY TO CHRIST ON HIS HOLY CROSS. I know I will for you, stay strong nigga.
>>38324426
I'm seriously almost unable not to. God. What do I do
Bumping this cause I wanna hear stories
>tfw been waiting years for something to finally come and wash away all the filth of the world
Why can't Kim Jong Un get off his fat ass and nuke somebody already, if there's anything I can cope more than anyone else its chaos.
Nobody but jews and their allies are allowed nukes.
When you realize you're a robot by choice and not because you have to be
I have been a loner that doesn't let anyone in or tell anyone how I truly feel for so long I dont know how to be anything else. I think I want nice things like a gf and to be less nervous around others but I dont want to put in the work to get there not to mention trying new things cause me so much stress. I always feel like I'm going to fail or that Im not doing good fast enough. I've had this mindset for so long I dont know if I want to leave it
Every thread has one of the following.
>roastie posting low quality content
>fag being a faggot
>tranny pretending to be a unicorn
>someone bragging about how easy it is to get laid or make a lot of money
>someone bullying an actual robot.
everything you said is all tongue in cheek
no one here seriously is a roastie or normie
>he thinks Earthworms are always good for the environment
>cousin comes to visit me
>start talking about girls
> I panic
>leave
Mfw
>enemas may cure acne and depression aswell as benefit your health in general
>>38323954
Get away from my asshole you witch doctor
"Champ, it's time you went outside and got a job. I'm taking you around town to look for one, and I won't take 'no' for an answer. Why the gloomy face? Come on, Champ. All you need to do is show up, speak with the manager, look him in the eye, and give him a firm handshake. Simple as that."
GET OUT OF MY ROOM FATHER
>>38324054
"Champ, that attitude won't get you anywhere with the manager. It's all about having that 'can-do' go-get-em attitude. I once marched through a snowstorm to get to an interview, and they hired me right on the spot. It's as easy as showing up, speaking with the manager, looking him in the eye, and giving him a firm handshake. It's that simple, Champ."
Go away Mike Pence, I don't want to be a productive member of society.
Would you rather be
>5"5 with a big cock
or
>6"3 with an average cock (just in case you don't know, the average is 5.5-6 inch NOT 7)
tall with an average cock
>>38495214
if it was something like 5'9 with a big cock i'd say MAYBE, but 5'5 is just too short
only the women you lay with see your cock, but everyone sees your height every day (unless you whip your dick out in public i guess)
why would you want to be short midget with a "big cock" instead of a tall 6'3" chad with a average cock?
you're fucking stupid OP
what do you guys think of the alleged correlation of homosexuality and pedophilia
They overlap because many people who are sexually abused as children grow up to be homosexuals and also child abusers.
seems to be a greater correlation between those are unable to express their homosex (priests for example) and those who abuse children
>>38495175
>>>/pol/
^ Here you go
New hire is only 16, what do?
Fuck his boipussi and make him your fucktoy
>tfw black
>tfw bull fantasy
>tfw my dick is 6x5.5
why god hates me so much
why i have this skinny dick
>>38495174
It's funny cause Kodak Black has a small penis too
>>38495174
>tfw 6 inch girth and WHITE
nignogs BTFO
>>38495205
What the fuck is in Kodak's hair? I thought that dude was supposed to be ugly as fuck but he looks pretty handsome to me.
All I wanted in life was to have a good job and a family.
>socially retarded will never get gf
>mentally retarded will never get job above minimum wage