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>>38742302
that's deaf not mute you retard.

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>>38742325
fuck only realized this now

>>38742349
is ok bby we all make mistakes

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I don't know how to tell you this OP, but, I think your dog has autism dude.

>>38742286
stop being so mad then

>>38742324
Poor thing :((( original

>>38742239
Hay liking gook cartoons does not make you special you fucking retard. You're probably just a newfaggot who thinks he belongs here just because he likes generic moe SOL shit.

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>>38742337

I am technically a newfag, I been here all summer though so I know how to fit in.

>>38742239
Youre a delusional bottomfeeder. You run nothing.

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>>38742235
because its faggotry why do you try to make robots gay begone demon

>>38742235
post boy tits!
right meow

>>38742235
>Why aren't you becoming a cute girl (boy) like me?
nobody has bullied me about being a fag and forced me to take hormones yet

>his balls hang lower than his flaccid dick

>>38742233
>he refers to women as females
You're living in the age of male women, what do you expect?

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>he doesn't have any social media

Some pale skin rish looking girl in highschool. Dated her for 9 months and she left when she found out i was a devil worshiper. Ethier way she cheated on me 4 times within that time span and we had sex everyday. So i feel bad but also pretty good that i got all the sex out of my system.

>Only grill to ever ask me out was retarded and had a handler sit with her in class

That's the best type of girl you fucking faggot. Tell me more about her.

>>38742372
She was obese, needed her helper to help her write her own name and only asked me out because the other roasties in the class deemed me the easiest mark and encouraged her to do it out of a misplaced sense of "oh wow we're such good people". And I'm like "nah you're cruel fucks, I don't have any attraction to her, she's probably legally retarded and I don't wanna take advantage".

She was nice enough as a person but I didn't wanna lead her on knowing full well it'd end poorly. Not even high standards or anything, I just didn't want to date a retard.

>>38742197
ls she cute?

If you sabotage yourself now you'll just regret it later

>>38742270
this
force yourself to keep it up
once you get physical you'll probably enjoy it more

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>>38742105
But why arent you using discord my handum fren?

>>38742219
We have been active for a long time and cannot agree to make the switch. Change is difficult for our type of folk, you know? Familiarity is what gives us comfort.

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cowe in a boxe

Nope. I feel bad for my mom cause she still drops hints once in a while about grand children, even though she knows im a 1, never had a gf, and am way too ugly to get a gf.
But, i didnt ask to be hideously ugly and born into post looks match.

>>38742103
Nope, my two better looking siblings will have to do that. I'm too fucking ugly to accomplish that.

>>38742362
You're not a 1 unless you're a burn victim or some shit. You're probably like a 3 or something.

>>38741944
I think degeneracy makes the world a more interesting place to live in.

>>38742066
But if the degeneracy that plagues the west keeps on going then we will fall like the Roman empire and the Bronze Age civilizations; humanity will never take it's rightful place as the masters of the universe!

>>38742290
I don't feel it's our destiny to conquer the universe. I don't feel we should be terrified of dying out. Death is not the end of life, it's part of it.

>>38741923
Is your sense of smell bad?

Is there absolutely no one at all that youre emotionally attached to? Not even remotely?

Have you ever felt anxious?

Psychopathy is all about extroversion, quite the opposite of a robot. Do you consider yourself a robot?

Are you a rothschild

>>38742592
>Is your sense of smell bad?
Yes

>Is there absolutely no one at all that youre emotionally attached to? Not even remotely?
Yes

>Have you ever felt anxious?
No

>Psychopathy is all about extroversion, quite the opposite of a robot. Do you consider yourself a robot?
No

finger your ass faggot

>>38741950
I can't, it's all poopy because I've been stuffing my face the past few days

>>38741976
hmmmm, how about just rubbing your prostate from the outside then. or just, like, watch a good movie.

>>38741874
This might actually be the most autistic post I have seen this year so far

Blackbot here as well. I don't know why our fellow blacks want a race war. If we were actually superior we wouldn't be made slaves in the first place. I just accepted my position in society and I'm living a happy life without worrying about the white boogeymen.

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>>38741910
Lad I've seen far worse, people saying they never shower or brush their teeth, admitting to possessing cp and hiding from the cops to avoid a 6 month prison sentence. This is far from anything bad.

Use a knuckle duster.

Rolling quads to stop giga nigga

Turn 270 degrees and walk away because i don't have or want a gf.

>>38741814
please resopnde family

As a 24-year-old virgin I can't tell you anything. We are in the same boat.

>>38741814
23 year old here, lost virginity about a year ago, and maybe this is just my personal experience, but you aren't missing out on ANYTHING. Unless maybe you have some kind of deep emotional connection to the person, it feels the same as jacking off. Waste of time tbqh