File: 33759_56ada590e2ddd.jpg (16KB, 200x355px) Image search:
[Google]
16KB, 200x355px
What does it mean when you can't find anything fun to do while high?
7 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703770
It means you have cancer.
>>
>>35703770
browse 4chan
nn n jnj
>>
>>35703770
>he doesn't get stoned and watch kids PBS
pleb ass motherfucker
File: 1489455308065.jpg (146KB, 1024x768px) Image search:
[Google]
146KB, 1024x768px
everyone says eat greasy food for a hangover but i had some and and immediately threw up
8 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703729
I'm fortunate enough to have not suffered a hangover yet (I'm new to drinking) but from what I've heard McGriddles are fucking killer at curing hangovers.
Good news for me because I eat that shit on the regular.
>>
>>35703729
Who is this girl? Hangovers are dehydration, withdrawal and B vitamin depletion i think. It also takes protein to process it in your body, so that's where the greasy burger thing comes in I guess.
>>
>>35703729
I don't get hangovers. Just dehydration, which is easy enough to fix
>Tfw waking up and going in to work drunk every day for almost a year now
I'M GONNA DO IT! I SWEAR TO GOD! I'M GONNA FAP, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS! DON'T YOU DARE TAKE ANOTHER STEP CLOSER OR I WILL SPLATTER MY LOAD ALL OVER THE FUCKING WALLS!
14 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703715
NO ANON, YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS. PUT DOWN THE CUM GUN.
>>
About to hit a month of nofap.
Gonna fap this weekend, any reasons not to?
>>
File: 1489290026296.jpg (49KB, 418x433px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 418x433px
>>35703757
Nobody took me seriously!
Oh god...
None of you fucks took me seriously! I'm gonna show you! I'm gonna show you why you should've paid the fucking piper!
I'm gonna cum so fucking hard my whole apartment complex will hear it!
File: IMG_5689.jpg (48KB, 553x440px) Image search:
[Google]
48KB, 553x440px
Am i the only one here who pretend's that a group of friends from tv/movies are their freinds in real life? I like to imagine that the people from jackass and redlettermedia are my real friends. I watch them and imagine myself in the group. I have zero irl friends so this helps me cope.
17 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703702
is steve o even still alive
also, out of all people in existence, why him
>>
>>35703702
>I like to imagine that the people from jackass and redlettermedia are my real friends.
Welp, you caught me.
>>
>>35703702
>watch tv show
>can't help but imagine I'm in the show
File: 20170321232648.jpg (382KB, 1024x1024px) Image search:
[Google]
382KB, 1024x1024px
>Hey anon, mind holding my boobs for me until we reach the pool? They're real heavy without a bra on.
How do you respond?
10 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
Carry your own tits, woman.
>>
You're gonna carry that weight
Originnnn sucks stemmm
>>
File: 58844561_p11_master1200.jpg (255KB, 579x715px) Image search:
[Google]
255KB, 579x715px
>W-what did you put in my food? My body won't stop growing!
How do you respond?
File: 1489246503383.jpg (67KB, 797x847px) Image search:
[Google]
67KB, 797x847px
whats the most alpha you've evar been
i'll start
>I browse 4chan on mobile in front of my elderly parents
7 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703543
>at a college tail Chad was talking to these two hot girls I knew.
>i walked up and put my hands around them and walk away
>he tried to follow but got lost in the crowd.
>>
>>35703543
>be me 20 yo
>living in Missouri at a really popular lake working at a busboy for a local restaurant
>pay is actually good 200-300 every week from tips alone
>qt 3.14 working with me and everyone can see us dating
>day off with uncle and my cousin's kid since I get free water slide passes and the kid loves it
>we are sitting at a table next to the dock entrance
>restaurant has a dock that is 200-300 feet long for people to dock their boats at.
>It's summer so everyone is drunk
>dude falls off his pontoon while docking
>his friend in their drunken stupor decide to try and rescue him.
For those of you that don't know, boat motors suck in water through the propellers to cool off the engine, when backing up the motors point towards the surface.
>boat is close to the guy and the propellers are starting to pull him under.
>run down to the dock with the owner of the restaurant in hot pursuit
>the owner and I pull the guy away from the boat and out of the water
>owner tells everyone how I helped save the man's life, qt 3.14 server seems interested.
Turns out she was banging a buddy of mine, but she kissed my cheek the next day so that was cool
>>
>>35703543
Complimented oneitis in front Chad
File: IMG_0014.jpg (170KB, 1130x1376px) Image search:
[Google]
170KB, 1130x1376px
>tfw no cute alien wife who unconditionally loves you
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703448
I'm a fucking drunk fucker wasting his life.
Here's what I can tell you --
It doesn't matter if you have an alien wife who unconditionally loves you because this will only provide you brief comfort on the road to inevitable death.
Understand and accept you death. Study it. It is your passage into the other realm, where you will be free.
>>
>>35703493
Don't ruin the thread, faggot
Aliens are unpredictable, I'd prefer a robot tph
>>
>>35703562
My ranking:
1. Eternal Peace of Death
2. Actual Woman
3. Sexy Alien
4. Sexy Robot
5. Sex Doll
6. Realistic Alien
7. Realistic Robot
File: 1446085921296.png (96KB, 241x228px) Image search:
[Google]
96KB, 241x228px
Autistic things you did thread:
>Browsing existential crisis memes
>Unironically get an existential crisis
>Start punching myself to remind me everything's real and to stop thinking about it
>Accidentally burst my nose
>Start to panic at the amount of blood mum is surely going to ask what happened
>think its a great idea to tell her i fell down the stairs
>Realize this would have woke her up
>Pretend to throw myself down the stairs
>Fuck up my nose worse and sprain my ankle and wrist
>Had to go into a&e at 2am
>They ask me what I did
>Tell them i fell down the stairs
Done this two weeks ago and I'm still not over it
9 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703422
what was the existential crisis?
>>
you sir deserve a screencap
>>
>remind everything's real
I think you misunderstood the whole existential thing
File: IMG_1870.jpg (169KB, 660x440px) Image search:
[Google]
169KB, 660x440px
How does someone leave a small town for a big city? Saving up money is impossible but I'll take any shitty conditions.
21 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703408
i want to do the opposite
sleep in that city's skid row and work in the illegal alien swap meets
>>
>>35703408
>move to where there are more normies
You are literally doing the opposite of what a robot would do
>>
>>35703408
Stay in the smalltown, going to a big city means you get to compete with even more Chads.
File: bully exposed.006.jpg (118KB, 1600x1000px) Image search:
[Google]
118KB, 1600x1000px
I just learned that some kid that I went to school with considered me his bully.
Mitchell, if you're reading this, I'm sorry but you have to admit you were a huge spaz as a kid.
15 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703387
Shut up you bully
>>
>>35703414
Sorry Mitch.
>>
damn you can't even make a half-sincere apology on an anonymous imageboard to a person who will never read it
you're a real dickhead huh
File: MV5BMTU4MjUyOTczOF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTE0MjQyNg@@._V1_.jpg (42KB, 640x478px) Image search:
[Google]
42KB, 640x478px
When will women realize that shy guys are better than dominant dudebrahs for 'protection'
What they don't understand is that the 'alpha' who appears strong and assertive is really nothing more than a sheep in wolve's clothing, peacocking himself so that dangerous predators don't mess with him. On the other hand, someone with anxiety problems IS the predator. People who suffer from chronic anxiety are ticking time bombs. They are nervous all the time because their bodies are giving them a steady IV drip of adrenaline all day. That adrenaline can quickly turn into a beatdown of your life if you provoke them.
The sooner women realize this and start breeding with the timid anxiety-riddled master race, the sooner the world can reach utopian status.
8 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703370
and yet your here
>>
>>35703370
wasting your life away
>>
>>35703415
And that has what to do with what i said exactly?
File: CGWrnCDWwAEs_d1.jpg (19KB, 390x365px) Image search:
[Google]
19KB, 390x365px
>almost 22
>steal parent's alcohol like i'm 14
who else /immature/ here?
10 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>21
>buy beer
>don't like it at all and can barely drink it
>>
>>35703364
I actually do this on a regular basis when I'm staying over at my mom's house (I study away from home)
it's easier than paying for my own shit and plus when I dont have my vehicle out there it's pretty hard for me to drive into town to get booze
>>
>>35703382
i never got used to the taste of beer either. i'd rather just have liquor at this point. it's easier.
Anonymous
Blackbot Feels Thread 2017-03-22 04:24:38 Post No.35703358
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Blackbot Feels Thread 2017-03-22 04:24:38 Post No.35703358
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: 1452868455750.png (27KB, 631x708px) Image search:
[Google]
27KB, 631x708px
>group of white people walking down the path
>they cross the street when they see me
29 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703358
>girls think you have a BBC
>in reality you have a micro penis
>>
>girls flirt with me and make references to black dick
>my penis is barely six inches on a good day
>>
File: IMG_5853.jpg (33KB, 304x302px) Image search:
[Google]
33KB, 304x302px
>taking a walk on a sunny day
>see a white person
>good morning
>pretend they didnt hear me or scowl
>see a black person
>good morning
>good morning to you too bro
File: CreepyBreakableClownanemonefish.webm (570KB, 888x500px) Image search:
[Google]
570KB, 888x500px
how do I cum from my butt?
I've given up on the thought of ever getting to fuck a grill, so I know I won't be using my dick and I might as well give up on it. playing with my ass is fun and feels good, so how do I cum handsfree from it?inb4 unoriginals call me a faggot
14 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>35703328
you can't cum from your butt; you can only poop from there.
>>
>>35703367
but I see it on videos online all the time
>>
>tfw you can't even try to experiment with faggot shit if you wanted to because your ass is full of polyps and just taking a shit is like giving birth.
File: 1484096887287.jpg (10KB, 350x334px) Image search:
[Google]
10KB, 350x334px
>really like animals
>always make sure to pet them
>some faggot will always get jealous that they like me more
>starts to spoil them with treats
>leaves me for them
>now they only follow them around
If you do this I hate you
12 Posts / 4 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1483816549976.jpg (55KB, 626x556px) Image search:
[Google]
55KB, 626x556px
>/r9k/ edgelord coworker starts deliberately stomping on bugs whenever I'm around after he saw me escorting bugs away from dangerous places
>see cricket one day
>he sees me see cricket
>leap to ground and put hands over cricket as he tries to stomp it
>he stomps my hands
>cricket is safe
>he just gives me a smug look and says "really?"
>cradle cricket to bushes where it'll be safe
>fucking edgelord
Also this is an animalfeels thread now.
>>
You don't really like animals if you still eat them
>>
>>35703425
I don't like most food animals, Cows are annoying, Pigs are assholes, Chickens are assholes, Etc.