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ITT: Movies women will never understand.
Pic related. Its about comradery so they'll never understand it
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>My older brother was molested and born with Dyslexia
>My father died when I was six, giving me childhood trauma.
Lol, no kids for you mother. This is the end, you too dad.
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This is a new meme. His name is Red the Tomato.
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oh i get it, Red typically being the colour of far-left marxian collectivism, and tomatoes being part of the nightshade family; alluding to their dialectics being poisonous to free thought
well look this isn't really a 'political' board friend, and that kinda rhetoric isn't really gonna fly around these parts - you might wanna take it to somewhere a litle moar welcoming of such scathing critique
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no one makes any oc nowadays
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tell me about your day /r9k/
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I woke up, talked a bit with a fembot, brushed my teeth, and now I'm here.
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I woke up, played some video games, ate lunch and now I'm bored out of my mind and mindlessly browsing image boards. I wanna go to bed again.
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I worked all morning.
While I was there I saw a woman and I assume her daughter sitting in a car together. The store windows are tinted so they can't see me at all but I can see them fine.
I'm watching them talk and notice the girl has a really large hicky on her neck. A few minutes later a truck is pulling into the parking lot and the girl lays back in her seat and pulls a blanket up around her neck and is pretending to be asleep.
Then a guy I assume to be her dad gets out and speaks to her mom for a minute before she hands him a lunch box and he gets back in the truck and leaves.
Then the girl sits up and lowers the blanket and her and her mom come in and buy a couple bottles of water before leaving. I realized that they must have agreed to hide the hicky in advance or something like he would be upset if he noticed.
It really made me miss my parents and value those little things that I did that they kept from one another for my benefit. Parents must really love their kids on a whole different level than they love each other.
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Why is it so hard to be an entrepreneur
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You're not putting enough work, leave this board
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Because any ambition was abused out of us anon. By evil fucks who made our life hell and now we know no other way and make it hell all by ourselves.
I hope that explains why we are doomed.
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>>38232737
Because statistically the successful must be a minority.
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ITT: Times we were robbed of glory 2017-07-08 03:54:45 Post No.38232724
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ITT: Times we were robbed of glory
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>Taking a dump the other day
>It was huge
>Feel the tip of it breaching my anus
>Feel the girth that had yet to penetrate my balloon knot and see the light
>Didn't want to force it cause I was legitimately scared of tearing my anal wall or having a prolapsed anus
>Slowly pushed but this thing would not go out it was just so damn big
>Liken it to trying to fit your hand in the Pringles can to pull out the last Pringle
>Don't want to flip the can and get chip dust everywhere but god damn those stupid cans are built for baby hands
>After about a 7 minute tug of war I decided that you have to take risks to succeed in life
>Legs were starting to get numb so I had to push it out
>I started the birthing process tentatively and pushed a little harder with each contraction >Slowly I felt my butthole stretch to a point where it had never stretched before
>The shit was one solid log it had to stay open the whole time
>Tree trunk sized log slowly came out
>With a grunt and one last squeeze I popped it out and hopped up ready to take a picture to show you guys
>Alas, the lovely log slid right down the bowl into the hole never to be seen again
I feel like I was robbed of something special and I needed to let this out.
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How you know I just finished that episode. Is everyone the same person
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>Baloon Knot
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>"Baloooon Knot"
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>tfw no thick latina to handle your stick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXc8aFIM0wM
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>a pregnant girl asking for my seat
lol, im a 19yo kv, it's not my problem if you have been fucked by a poor chad
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>>38232663
Be nice, anon. If you have nothing to lose, why not help others gain? By improving the quality of life for someone else, we improve the quality of our own character.
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>>38232663
First of all that never happened and if it did, suicide should be on your to do list
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>>38232663
Wrong image there Op. Stop dirtying wojaks image you swine
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In an ideal world, people wouldn't even need to force the connection between sex and babies, they'd just be like "wouldn't it be cool if Van Damme and this Swedish supermodel had a kid?" and just buy it off them. So no poor people would have kids, no kids would be born with terrible lives because two stupid/hideous people settled with each other and they'd be sterilized, so they can do the only fun thing to do that doesn't cost money, free of consequence. This would probably improve the lives of many robits. So why do we continue to use the natural model of building dysfunctional families/people?
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Because this is the dumb shit we did millions of years ago when we smashed rocks together and only spoke in unga bungas. Society changed with the technology but we still smash rocks and unga bunga, just more efficiently.
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>>38232654
With this proposed plan, it would be even more efficient. Surely, we're not that stupid.
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Selfies are literally the worst thing that could've happened to the Internet. Sure back then there were pictures one took of himself but like this, it's never been that cancerous.
Their existence encourages horny chads and stacies to flood the Internet with their toxic waste-tier photography.
When will this bullshit end???
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bumpedby bumpedo
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It will only end when something even worse than it becomes popular, overshadowing it.
Otherwise, it will stay.
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>be me
>talk to qt girl for 2 months
>girl says she might be falling in love with me kek
>girl immediately retracts statement saying us together is 'unrealistic'
>girl continues to talk to me daily weeks later
>girl says she feels guilty when she doesn't talk to me
>girl openly admits im last thing on her mind before she sleeps
what is her endgame?
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>>38232516
people are gonna say she's stringing you along
but there may be something else, who knows. not trying to give you false hope but yeh
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>>38232516
She's a retard or something.
You should probably blank her and go play videogames and see what happens.
Doesn't really matter what happens, cos either way you got dat vidya
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>>38232516
What are YOU doing during all of this?
How did you manage to not dick that in between
>girl says she might be falling in love with me kek
And
>girl immediately retracts statement saying us together is 'unrealistic'
Gotta be quicker on the dick-draw, brah
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Hey check this one out robots.
>woman made a craigslist ad asking for a live in BF
>she's a single mom roastie past the wall
>even though she's desperate her requirements are absurdly high
https://tampa.craigslist.org/pnl/roo/6205029194.html
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>when you realise we are a supercomputer from the end of time's memory of its own creation
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Would any robots be interested in spending money to hang out in a video call with a female friend of mine with varying levels of clothing? I'm just gauging interest and this isn't actual solicitation.
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ITT: Songs women will never understand
https://youtu.be/ohOtDA3dTAA
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbg27oT8Z9M
Anything by Mac Demarco. Women are incapable of understanding songs men write about women. They only listen to it because of how it sounds and because a man is singing it, not because of the content.
Trust me. I have fucking confirmed this.