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>>37252588
i actually would like to write, not even for money just to get a cool idea on paper but that's all it is. No idea how to develop any good transitions or plan out an end with meaning. Just random characters and thoughts with no structure. Seems pointless to put on paper.

I actually did some writing myself a while ago. I've wanted to do it again recently, but as soon as I start I eventually give up and loose interest.

I really dislike literature.

I'm good at writing. I can tell it's decent quality but I can't enjoy it. I still try but it's hard to make much progress. I prefer writing songs.

I was writing a story about a guy who dies and wakes up like nothing happened. Then he starts killing himself compulsively until one day he fucks it up and wakes up in the hospital paraplegic. It was going well, I might get back to it one day.

ive done it over a hundred times. most i ever did at once was 7 tabs of some strong shit.

advice:
>chill music, no depressing shit
>nature is fun
>outside is fun but not around other non tripping people
>drink water
>good setting is key

>>37252531
>Never done it
>200 ug first time
>going out into public with friends who are also high
Pretty sketchy, OP.

>>37252603
Why is that sketchy? I hears doin one tab isnt worth it and doesnt do much

Burzum

but only if you're having sex with a white girl

All star by smash mouth

Le xd

>>37252265
The next episode by snoop

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>>37252163
Well that all depends on what emoticon she sent back in retort.

emozu were a mistake

Bruh come on now, you know good and well we need to know exactly what emoji it is

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I had 5 interviews last week fucked up every one nigga

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>>37252079
> have interview tomorrow
> kind of excited, kind of nervous
> trip will be fun though
> remember I failed every interview in the last two and a half years

"how do you handle stressful situations?"
"do you get along with others?"

>>37251962
i read that as 'manlets are so efficient'
i really gotta spend less time on 4chan

Nothing wrong with investing in PR and advertisement.

>>37251962
it's dumb wageslaves keeping things inefficient with their entitlement complaint, unsatisfactory labor, and work "accidents"
soon as we roboticize and waste these fucks we can really get going on terraforming mars or whatever the fuck

>>37251897
I wouldn't date a girl who's fucked more than three guys.

>>37251897
Would you have sex with 20 dates?

>>37251897
Holy shit has everyone girl flashed their tits? This would disqualify a girl for me.

I refuse to date sluts so I have to fuck girls in the meantime without dating which makes me a slut but I still tell
Girls no if they are a slut. I'm just doing what they forced me to. If they weren't sluts I wouldn't have to be.

>>37251868
STOP WITH THIS BULLSHIT PSYOP

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>>37251868
Anyone who thinks transitioning won't fix their problems is an idiot

Put a little bit of work in and it can fix ALL your problems

>>37252017
It's like 50% hormones and 50% finding that one angle that doesn't make you look like a man.

What if she's engaged but is still throwing out heavy sexual vibes, like touching, massages etc.

Wat do

Heh totally. That will show her.

I bet she'll go sleepless nights thinking about me and not talking to other guys or not caring.

>>37251936
It's not about getting back at her you literal retard. It's about having a basic sense of respect for yourself.

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>>37251771
>glorifying mental illness
Heh, what a silly OP you are. Why on earth would you want schizophrenia or bipolar disorder?

>washing your hands

you're like a baby
try vacuuming 3 times a day,sleeping on the floor because making your bed is too much of a struggle, pissing in bottles because you are afraid of getting piss droplets on the floor etc etc i could list things like this all day

You're the normie that thinks he has ocd.

>>37251798
So I can do something besides washing my hands and showering for 4 hours a day. Also normies don't give a shit if you have OCD and they think you're weird but if I was schizo they wouldn't judge me because they'd actually think I was mentally ill and can't help myself

>>37251687
>There is literally a band called death
Why?

>>37251687
yeah but only the albums before that one

>>37251733
Because Chuck Schuldiner is a god

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I'm not usually into white girls, especially the blonde, skinny type but Elsa Jean and Naomi Woods just do something to me.

Hiding threads is hard :(

who is this beautiful fembot pussylord?

You gotta be baiting right anon? This boy is atleast a 7

>>37251484
Wew lad..
Originally

>>37251505>>37251510
Really? I'd say at least a 5.

>>37251086
Refugees

powekfpwoekfpwokfwp

>>37251086
why all the race bait on /r9k/ lately? there's more here than on /pol/ for Christ's sake

>rabbi
HAHAHAHAHAHA

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A couple years back I got a blowjob from a chick that wasn't my gf. Still never told anybody about it.

>>37251079

never really had opportunity

you have to have someone to cheat on them

>>37251079
was with my ex for 6 years, I stayed loyal throughout the whole 6 years regardless of how shitty she treated me only to find out she cheated on my with multiple different guys and a girl while througout those 6 years. Not only that but she was also physically abusive. Been with my new gf for 3 years now, cheated on her with 4 different girls. I dont trust women anymore and hate them. The shittier I treat my new gf the more loyal she is, women are shit for this reason.