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>mfw fear of intimacy
>mfw increasingly sexually frustrated
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i just don't think about it anymore, but watching tohru act upon kobayashi has gotten me really flustered.

maybe we can feed ice cream to each other?
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>>36978855
please reply anon please reply please reply please reply please reply please reply please reply please reply
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>>36978855
Hot stuff there

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>Anon, you didn't tell us you were bringing your girlfriend to dinner! What's your left hand's name anyway?

>*deafening laughter fills the room, drowning out any attempt to make a comeback*
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>>36978763
>What's your left hand's name anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4JMcfKkG8E
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>>36978763
Yeah, it's a shame all you fat and old fucks will be dying before you get to even see the real one.
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>I jerk off with my right

>*silence*

Let's talk about Autism Spinners
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My sister came home with one of these the other day. What are these things and what can you do with them?
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>>36978594
>autism spinner
>everyone I see with them is normie
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>>36978594
>pick skin around fingernails when bored
>have scarring/discoloration, sometimes I even bleed
I feel bad for buying one, seeing as the fad will die and I'll look like a dumbass, but I think that it might actually help me.

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These are my balls. Say something nice about them.
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>>36978569
There appears to be just the right amount that an adult human male should have.
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>>36978569
they look like a raw piece of meat, which could very well be appetizing for people who enjoy eating meat.
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>>36978569
looks like a male roastie. you sure you belong here op?

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>Why do you want to work for us?
BECAUSE I NEED MONEY TO FUCKING LIVE YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT DO YOU REALLY THINK ANYONE GIVES HALF A CRAP ABOUT THIS HOLE YOU CALL A COMPANY LIKE HOLY SHIT WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? PEOPLE DONT WANT TO WORK FOR YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SOME SORT OF GOD YOU MONGOLOID PEOPLE WANT M O N E Y THAT IS THE WHOLE FUCKING POINT OF GETTING A JOB FOR FUCKS SAKE DID YOU REALLY SPEND YEARS IN COLLEGE TO WALK INTO THE HUMAN RESOURCES OFFICE AND ASK THE MOST RETARDED QUESTIONS TO THE POOR BASTARDS THAT WALK IN? I MAY BE A WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT BUT YOUR EXISTENCE IS JUST A SAD AND I HOPE YOU ALL DIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36978542
Then don't live, lol.
Benessnentate.
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>>36978542

If you can't come up with an answer to why you want that specific job (as opposed to any job), you obviously haven't done any preparation for the interview.

If you can't be bothered to prepare for the interview, how well will you do at the job?

If you can't prove you can do the job, why should they consider you?
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>>36978542
It's not really hard to make up some lie to answer that question with.

It's really not that big of a deal.

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Can increase in testosterone levels increase penis size if you're currently low test?
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>>36978514
Pretty sure test doesn't affect penis size.y dick is 7.5 inches and I rarely get horny and never have any drive to do anything
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>>36978514
Dick size was determined in the womb
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>>36978565

But have you actually gotten a blood test that shows you have very low testosterone?

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>Come home
>Mommy is using your laptop to watch her shows

What do?
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>>36978495
my mom isn't a dude
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But I don't have a laptop, rich privileged fucks.

Anyone who has a laptop/computer of their own is a fucking normo and needs to leave my safe space.
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>>36978495
>What do?
Footwank?

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Will liking traps lead me to liking gay shit? I think traps are really cute, but I don't wanna end up watching straight up gay porn. Traps aren't a gateway to gayness, r-right g-guys?
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>>36978490
traps are gay my man, stop baiting for fuck's sake
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Traps are already gay shit.
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>>36978539
Traps are not gay and no I will not stop masturbating to them. I just wanna know if they can lead to gay thoughts.

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Took a liquid shit in a mcdonalds bathroom and didn't flush
Pls no call the cops
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>>36978480
NICO NICO REE~
ANATA NO HAATO REEE~
NICO NICO REEEEE~
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>>36978480
sometimes i get blood im my stool, but damn, anon, if that came out of your ass... well im just saying comparing to me it seems like an awful lot. take that as you will. usually its from internal hemorrhoids that go away on their own, but if it keeps up you might have ass cancer or something i dunno
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>shit on the seat at mcdonalds instead of in the toilet
>write "The Burger King claims his throne" on the wall
Guys the autism is getting worse

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Is this how neets make their money? Making normies suffer?
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>>36978474
Is ransomware still a thing? I haven't had a good virus in so long I feel nostalgic. Even dream about it.
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>>36978520
Yes. There's been a big attack earlier thanks to leaked nsa techniques.
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>>36978474
How are people getting this virus? I've heard it's obtainable without downloading anything which scares me.

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>go to college
>get useless degree in English and minor in psychology
>try to kill myself
>end up in looney bin for over a month
>eventually get neetbux
>get my own apartment
>have access to internet, a ps3 and ps4 alot of games
>no friends, no gf, no job, no job prospects
>my only interaction is with my dad and he treats me like a child
>neet life is not that great
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>>36978467
don't let them barrel stopping landlubbers bring ye down ye matey

just keep yer middle finger
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>>36978467

have you tried getting a job ? Why did you get an English degree ? (fav book ?)
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>>36978467
>get useless degree in English and minor in psychology

Just go back to get a CS or engineering degree.

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Statistically, there's gotta be someone out there for me right? I mean there's got to be at least one girl who would put up with me somewhere... yeah?
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>>36978440
haha
not at all
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>>36978440
They'd rather be Chads side girl or kill themselves.
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>>36978440
Yes, but there's zero chance you'll ever meet her.

Do Russian girls like black?
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>>36978361
slav girls are so fucking hot
too bad they expire at 25
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>>36978361
>like black

black what?
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>>36978361
No, most don't, but a lot are interested in blacks the way that Asian people are.

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>That kid who would always walk around by himself at break times to try and look busy...

was me.
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>>36978357
>That kid who would start crying whenever he had to speak in front of the class.

feelsbadman
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>>36978357
>That kid who would be dead inside at all times, but would put on a smile for any attention me
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>>36978357
>That kid who would shit with his ass pressed against the side of the bathroom wall, causing the whole stall to be covered in shit.
>That black kid who got into a fight with a greek kid because he overheard him saying nigger.
>That teacher who never shut the hell up about white privilege.

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I really need a white girlfriend. Can you help me get into shape.
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>>36978337
Eat less, start lifting and cardio, try intermittent fasting. Read the /fit/ sticky, and check out the /fat/ thread on /fit/. If you're too lazy to do that, you're too lazy to lose weight too.
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>>36978638
DING DING DING DING, Congratulations you're a cuck.
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>>36978956
>help some nigger who has a white girl fetish and who literally lives on another continent get a gf out of basic human decency
>somehow this makes me a cuck

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