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Because it's not a legitimate way of losing it. The whole point is to be able to sex a girl that is actually willing to, not because of an incentive

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You mean asian as in a chink, right?

Here, people call pajeets "Asians". Don't lose your virginity to a pajeet, Anon.

>>36789553
l literally can't

Trying to work up the energy to have a shower lads

>>36789612
Why do you need to work up that kind of energy? Showers feel great.

what's a good bass guitar

Even talking to a girl on the internet on the other side of the world makes me feel warm inside

Should've said yes

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>>36789605
Me too, it was like the first female connection i had in probably 12+ months
but what make it hurt a little is the cold way that she disconnected, she didnt even tried to say anything or question me
it just proved my point anyway

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>>36789529
And you
Have proved
To be
A real human bean

>>36789473
>Take Vitamin D

Make me

I don't like Vitamin D though.

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>>36789647
>I don't like Vitamin D though.
Learn to love it

>>36789448
So what did you say or do that made her think that she was sexually harassed.

>>36789501
>"I just wanted you to know that you're gorgeous, and you'd make me the happiest guy in the world by going on a date with me."

>>36789448
how in the actual heck is that harassment

What is there to ask?. You've already said everything about yourself that's worth talking about

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>>36789431
k, i delet thred nao

>>36789385
>tfw this is me except two thing
>virginity still with me
>not fucking popular

>>36789322
Genetics.

original may 2017

>>36789322
If the person isn't who society wants them to be (whether by choice or genetics), they're seen as creepy.

When you don't back off after the woman shows obvious signs of disinterest.

>>36789331
>>36789343
Wrong.

>>36789290
>that kid who makes shit threads

>that kid who got bald in high school
>that kid who had a crush on the 60 year old science teacher and had autism, and sent him letters, gifts and after 3 years got so fed up of being ignored he sent a death threat and was suspended from science class the rest of the year (me)
>that kid who was polish and had a rat tail, grey pajamas and red nikes everyday at school

>that kid that everyone liked and hated at the same time
>That kid who never stopped smiling
>that kid that had decent grades, a High IQ, but still acted retarded
>that kid who was loud and obnoxious, yet somehow really smart
>that kid who was caught fucking the school pet in the school bathroom

>>36789266
if in doubt its a trap.

Thats looks like a legit woman to me though.

>>36789266
Hands are normal size, that's a female.

>>36789266
might be genetics or they starter hormones early, but small wrists and angles and ribcage all say female, but I dont trust that belly button

but i'm not short, i'm 5'10, and a quarter

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>>36789251
>tfw 6'3" (actual, considering everyone lies in real life 6'4"-6-5")
>tfw get massively insecure when I see someone the same height as me

My theory is the manlets just adapt and get used to it, and they compensate for being beta physically by being alpha mentally

By acquiring currency and fucking bitches.

i'm sure you'll manage

>>36789312
We're supposed to have a shipment come in, and if we don't get it unloaded, it pushes back when every other store in the district gets their shipment.

you can do it, anon. I believe in you~ uwu

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqXZY3B-cGo

I'm just weening off of celexa op. It sucks. I had to get of em cause I had shortness of breath and extreme tiredness. Gonna get on a other one, not sure which yet. Any Recs?

>>36789250
so what you want to say is i shouldnt stop?

You don't exist dumbass, even literal retards can get laid

>>36789215
Some of them don't think you're compatible for anyone and shouldn't do that.
It's not that they don't understand, they simply don't care about you. Most people are like that. How can you post on 4chan and not have that figured out?

>>36789215
>you need to pay a lot for me to put effort into my job
>Uhhmm, hello...? Maybe you should just find a good girl, no not the literal whores, the creepy johns!

Weird train of that in that, kind of seems like an inappropriate set up but what can you do

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>>36789068
But I work Saturday and Sunday so the jokes on you

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>>36789068

Good morning, fellow NEET.

I happened to wake up early to construct another beautiful piano symphony from the comfort and bliss of my own home today, and guess what I saw?

A wagie!
Mr.Noseberg had finally let him go home after his overtime at 5am this morning. Unpaid overtime of course!

And poor wagie. What did he walk home to? His own girlfriend being filled with the sweet sweet cum of the NEET down the road.

But wagies used to this. He just curled up like a dog on near the front door and got his 3 hours of sleep before Noseberg had him come in for another shift!

I pity the wakecucks, truly I do. For they shall never use their time wisely in this short life like us NEET's do.

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>>36789494
Greetings brethren. I am pleased to hear you share your wagie story with me. It was beautifully written.

Ah, what a shame they cannot live in fabulous conditions like us. I too was once a fool, like you, and felt pity for the wagies until I realized they must work for us to receive our abundance of neetbux, and the wagecuck lacks the intelligence that us NEETS are blessed with. Therefore, it is what they deserve.

I let them be in their misery as I enjoy Stacy's sweet, tight pussy as the wagie wages his life away.

They have the audacity to envy me for living large, but I am a NEET lord and must be provided for by all means necessary. Silly wagies must learn their places.

It's truly a miraculous view right now as I sit on my porch, drinking my warm espresso, and watching these fools rush out of their homes on their way to work.

How are you spending this marvelous morning, my fellow NEET?

>>36789047
Your insides feel like they are floating.
Its kinda uncomfortable for a bit, but you get used to it maybe an hour into the flight.

it fucking stinks of everyones BO and normies rub up against you, its pretty gross

Take off and landing are the only thing you really feel, and it's a very minor sensation.