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This cafe is opening tomorrow and the owners have already got their friends to leave a bunch of fake reviews with a 5/5 rating on Facebook! Why don't we leave some more fake ones for them r9k?
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not your personal army
but send link anyway desu
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why?
originalto posterinata
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>>34816767
Link is hard to post due to mighty spambot:
facebook website followed by: /forkingespressocafe/
There you go my kind brethen
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>tfw no muscle gf
Please post pictures of your favorite muscle girl. I like them a lot
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She has nice muscular legs.
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>>34816099
Thank you, I like her legs a lot
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>>34816091
Thats pretty /fit/ picture mate
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>haven't had sex with gf in a week
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>>34816030
Going on 3 days now. It's torture, might get some tonight though.
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if ur fucking posting pepe on r9k then you dont deserve sex you nolife
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>>34817224
fuck u i want sex now
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How the fuck do I get vomit stains out of a white duvet cover?
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>>34816002
BILLY MAYS HERE
OXY-CLEAN REMOVES EVEN THE TOUGHEST STAINS IN WHITE FABRICS
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How do you even get vomit stains on a white duvet cover?
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>>34816136
Got drunk for the first time and collapsed in my bed.
Then proceeded to throw up all over my bed and wall.
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Being alone is no big deal, what's hard is not having someone to get support from. Am I right ?
Also cuddle thread
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I miss waking up to kisses every morning, god fuck being alone.
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>>34816009
At least you had the chance to experience that must feel bad tho
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This is now a Kagari Ayaka thread.
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I pretty much fit your stereotypical depiction of a ""chad""
ask me anything,
I've only got about an hour free
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>>34815933
what are you doing here you stupid fuck
fuck off to facebook or some shit
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>>34815933
Excellent milf pic
Just fantastic
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>>34815933
me too.
hows life man, cos mines great.
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WHY AREN'T ANIME GIRLS REEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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but they are? they are the only ones who are always there for me and I talk to them every day. can't get any more real than that
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>>34815910
>implying it's not about to happen, by the power of friendship
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkauSvjoDE0
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>>34815910
But they are real. They are as real as anything else you perceive. You just have to believe. What is reality, after all?
I am the lord of /r9k/ you must bow down to me
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As your ambassador you are bing a little shit right now
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>>34815906
No gods, No masters..
Ravioli
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>>34815976
Archbishop reporting in just to say I agree with this.
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Hi robots. Literal sperg here.
My boss has started walking up behind me when I'm sitting at my desk or in meetings and pressing down on my shoulders, often while talking to me or the team I work in. He doesn't do anything except just pressing down on them. I've never seen him do this to anyone else. I'm not great at reading people so I'm asking you guys, what does this mean? Is it a show of dominance? is he in to me? Also how should I react to it? My strategy so far has been to pretend like nothing is happening.
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>>34815891
you're being beta af next time you see him coming towards you for another show of dominance make sure you move out the way when he tries it the cunt
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>>34815891
he wants into your boipucci
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>>34815891
Loudly ask why hes so close to you.
This will ensure embarrassment no doubt.
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>that girl in class with the huge breasts
what happened to her?
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>>34815873
never bothered to find out, most probably happily married with kids
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>>34815873
She drowned.
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>>34815873I'm still sucking on them to this very day.
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>roombuddy has got the pussy breath again
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>tfw roombuddy's breath smells like my pussy
>roombuddy's been eating my pussy while I sleep again
>he pretends like it never happens
>why wont he love me?
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>>34815862
you can't call your penis a pussy
doesn't work like that
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>>34815883
>open /r9k/
>robots tell me I can't be a robot because I can just open up my legs and achieve sex
>still a virgin
>/r9k/ accuses me of having a penis
I want off this crazy ride ;_;
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anyone else have an iq over 180?
its not fair, theres not a single person i can relate to
there all dumb idiots that use facebook, i bet none of them understand all the sciences like i do
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>>34815830
Relate to this, smartass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgNDao7m41M
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tell me more how you understand all the sciences op
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>>34815830
You're not really smart you just have your own echo chamber in your head and there isn't anyone there to call you a retard.
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How do you stop your dick floating up in the bath?
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>>34815751
Take a pair of safety scissors and give yourself a quick circumcision
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>>34815751
>taking baths and not showers
NEET detected.
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>>34815751
Don't submerge your penis into the water.
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what do you guys make of a typical college stacy (psychology major) trying to help kids with autism as her career path?
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she sounds nice. Thats a nice thing to do. Fuck her, anon.
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>>34815747
What level of degree? Anything under masters is pointless.
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Although naive, it shows that she is caring and nurturing. Good mother material desu
Any anons want to do some /comfy/ terraria? The minecraft server got totally griefed, so let's start fresh with a new game. My steam iD is http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198156564477/
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>>34815717
>http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198156564477/
the definition of a red flag, avoid like the plague
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>>34815733
What?
I dont know what you mean. Is it because its not custom? I just wanna play, anon.
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>>34815818
>FaZe Sheckels
>begging on /b/ threads