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Got a girl's number today. She's actually pretty affectionate towards me, touching me frequently and teasing and shit. Any advice on escaping this miserable shithole by losing my robot status? Pic unrelated
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>have Chad looks
>have Chad interests
>aiming for Chad job
What other qualifications do I need to become Chad? I'm already behind because I'm only 6'0" and an 18 year old virgin. I'm about to go into freshman year of college so I need to know which Chad qualities I need to acquire ASAP.
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>see ya
>never see them again
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>tells me to aim carefully
>aim for the wet floor tile
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>6'4"
>white
>green eyes
>not horrible disfigured
>reasonably fit (200 bench)
>want to kms everyday
what's wrong with me? according to 4chan i should be chad
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>>38201841
We're the same only I'm 6'8" blue eyes. I know what's wrong with me though, Hazardous chemical exposure.
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is this accurate?
from @0xa59a2d on twatter
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>>38201814
>it is possible to be an autistic Chad
It's fucking retarded
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>>38201814
Only one correct in the normie-beta category is Rattata
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>"What do you mean 'no'?! For the last time, sex ain't gonna hurt the baby! I need a dick inside me NOW Anon, are you gonna give it to me or am I gonna have to take it?"
How do you respond?
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>>38201801
>niggers taking things
wouldn't be the first time
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>>38201801
>Implying I would ever stick my dick in a nigger.
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>>38201801
I would babe but I'm fat too afraid of poking my eyeballs out on your gigantic nipples
>near anorexic girl has a crush on me but is a pampered bitch so being a cunt about it and playing hard to get
>her face when I tell her I prefer chubby girls
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>cum
>clean up
>keep leaking cum for ages afterwards
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>>38201774
I usually end up squeezing my dick like a tube of toothpaste because of this shit.
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Just tie your pubes around your dick and seal it up that way
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>>38201774
>not blasting out the cum remnants with a glorious post-fap piss
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Let's get down to business, to defeat the gunt
Did they send me roasties, when I asked for mons?
You're _______________
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fuck off cuntswaggler
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>>38201829
honestlyyyy
Fuck off faggot OP
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Fucking low effort post. Saged.
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Handshake. Eye Contact. All you need to know. We interrupt your NEETing for some job hunting!
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>pretend to be tranny
>can go to womens-only homeless shelters
>can get lower rate on car insurance
let's post ACTUAL benefits to being a tranny, none of that fantasy shit where you think you'll magically not look like shit
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>want to jack off
>can't because if I do it now it won't feel as good
give me strength brothers
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Wait 2 or 3 days. It's always better. Plus that's when your load is the biggest.
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>>38201966
>Wait 2 or 3 days
how
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>>38202152
Keep yourself busy with vidya or go outside(?). Avoid lewd images.
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Can we get a gif thread going? I only have two comfy ones and I really like them.
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Grew up with a dad that worked 100 hours a week seven days a week so my mother raised me pretty much. As such I find it way easier to hangout and befriend women then guy friends. And it's very surprising to me that you vision women as different from men on here. So do y'all have any questions for a guy who has gone his whole 24 years on this earth solely with women
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What do you robots do when the internet is down? I hand sewed a pillow, but have yet to stuff it.
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