YOU FILL UP MY SEEEENSESSSSSSSS
LIKE A NIGHT IN A FOREST
LIKE THE MOUNTAINS IN SPRINGGGG TIMEEEEEEE
What apps are good for finding European or Asian transgirls who will put their Willy in my butt?
Got a girl's number today. She's actually pretty affectionate towards me, touching me frequently and teasing and shit. Any advice on escaping this miserable shithole by losing my robot status? Pic unrelated
>have Chad looks
>have Chad interests
>aiming for Chad job
What other qualifications do I need to become Chad? I'm already behind because I'm only 6'0" and an 18 year old virgin. I'm about to go into freshman year of college so I need to know which Chad qualities I need to acquire ASAP.
>never see them again
>not horrible disfigured
>reasonably fit (200 bench)
>want to kms everyday
what's wrong with me? according to 4chan i should be chad
is this accurate?
from @0xa59a2d on twatter
>"What do you mean 'no'?! For the last time, sex ain't gonna hurt the baby! I need a dick inside me NOW Anon, are you gonna give it to me or am I gonna have to take it?"
How do you respond?
>near anorexic girl has a crush on me but is a pampered bitch so being a cunt about it and playing hard to get
>her face when I tell her I prefer chubby girls
>keep leaking cum for ages afterwards
>not blasting out the cum remnants with a glorious post-fap piss
Let's get down to business, to defeat the gunt
Did they send me roasties, when I asked for mons?
Handshake. Eye Contact. All you need to know. We interrupt your NEETing for some job hunting!
>pretend to be tranny
>can go to womens-only homeless shelters
>can get lower rate on car insurance
let's post ACTUAL benefits to being a tranny, none of that fantasy shit where you think you'll magically not look like shit
>want to jack off
>can't because if I do it now it won't feel as good
give me strength brothers
Can we get a gif thread going? I only have two comfy ones and I really like them.