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YOU FILL UP MY SEEEENSESSSSSSSS

LIKE A NIGHT IN A FOREST

LIKE THE MOUNTAINS IN SPRINGGGG TIMEEEEEEE
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What apps are good for finding European or Asian transgirls who will put their Willy in my butt?
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Got a girl's number today. She's actually pretty affectionate towards me, touching me frequently and teasing and shit. Any advice on escaping this miserable shithole by losing my robot status? Pic unrelated
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>have Chad looks
>have Chad interests
>aiming for Chad job
What other qualifications do I need to become Chad? I'm already behind because I'm only 6'0" and an 18 year old virgin. I'm about to go into freshman year of college so I need to know which Chad qualities I need to acquire ASAP.
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>see ya
>never see them again
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>tells me to aim carefully
>aim for the wet floor tile

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>6'4"
>white
>green eyes
>not horrible disfigured
>reasonably fit (200 bench)
>want to kms everyday

what's wrong with me? according to 4chan i should be chad
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>>38201841
We're the same only I'm 6'8" blue eyes. I know what's wrong with me though, Hazardous chemical exposure.

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is this accurate?

from @0xa59a2d on twatter
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>>38201814
>it is possible to be an autistic Chad
It's fucking retarded
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>>38201814
Only one correct in the normie-beta category is Rattata

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>"What do you mean 'no'?! For the last time, sex ain't gonna hurt the baby! I need a dick inside me NOW Anon, are you gonna give it to me or am I gonna have to take it?"
How do you respond?
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>>38201801
>niggers taking things
wouldn't be the first time
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>>38201801
>Implying I would ever stick my dick in a nigger.
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>>38201801
I would babe but I'm fat too afraid of poking my eyeballs out on your gigantic nipples

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>near anorexic girl has a crush on me but is a pampered bitch so being a cunt about it and playing hard to get
>her face when I tell her I prefer chubby girls
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>cum
>clean up
>keep leaking cum for ages afterwards
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>>38201774
I usually end up squeezing my dick like a tube of toothpaste because of this shit.
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Just tie your pubes around your dick and seal it up that way
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>>38201774
>not blasting out the cum remnants with a glorious post-fap piss

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Let's get down to business, to defeat the gunt
Did they send me roasties, when I asked for mons?
You're _______________
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fuck off cuntswaggler
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>>38201829
honestlyyyy

Fuck off faggot OP
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Fucking low effort post. Saged.

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Handshake. Eye Contact. All you need to know. We interrupt your NEETing for some job hunting!
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>pretend to be tranny
>can go to womens-only homeless shelters
>can get lower rate on car insurance


let's post ACTUAL benefits to being a tranny, none of that fantasy shit where you think you'll magically not look like shit
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>want to jack off
>can't because if I do it now it won't feel as good
give me strength brothers
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Wait 2 or 3 days. It's always better. Plus that's when your load is the biggest.
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>>38201966
>Wait 2 or 3 days
how
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>>38202152
Keep yourself busy with vidya or go outside(?). Avoid lewd images.

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Can we get a gif thread going? I only have two comfy ones and I really like them.
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