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>"Ready to go on a swim, anon? Remember to take your shirt off!"

what do
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oh fuck off to /lgbt/
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Go swimming and have fun with my friends? What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>37941746
"remember to take your shirt off"
>top fuckin kek

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>tfw inching closer and closer to wizardom
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>>37941727
1 year and 2 months until I reach it
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3 years until i ascend
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>>37941820
I'm jealous of you sir, I still have 4 and a half years.

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Would you live in that lighthouse if given internet and power?
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I would live anywhere given internet and power.
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Fuck yes l would
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I'd want more than just that.

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Who here /nasty skin/
>the vitiligo is nearing my eyes
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>>37941673
I bet it would look nice if it gave you a raccoon mask. And didn't interfere further with your face.
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>>37941705
Yeah but it's only on one side and it looks almost like I'm a weird version of twoface
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I have rosacea on my cheeks and these weird pimple like dots on my arms

I also have random spotchy back hairs

I have shit skin

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>doing assignment for summer course
>made powerpoint and now have to record voiceover for each slide of the presentation
>can't fucking bring myself to do it
>feel too weird sitting in my room by myself talking into my computer at regular speaking volume
>especially since my family is in the house
>the deadline is in 42 minutes
FUCK FUCK FUCK, how do I bring myself to do it?
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Just do it my man :)

Think about what would have Trump done in your situation?
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>>37941664
Here's a protip for shit like this, do it drunk then review the next day. If it's not super cringey then use it
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>>37941713
>>37941732
Okay I did it.
>submitted it with less than two minutes to spare
christ

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Can someone please explain the exact metaphysics behind why girls don't desire me at all, but I literally desire the parts of them that they don't even care about or see as important

Like, why is life designed this way? Is life just a really unbalanced MMO?
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>>37941643

Who can afford to be picky- The person who can only successfully bear children maybe a few times vs the person who can bear nearly limitless children?
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>>37941643
sauce of those feet my man
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>>37941643
Life is like an unbalanced MMO. The worst part is realising you wasted the time you could've spent actually developing yourself.

Also post more of that.

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>get a gf
>about to have sex for the first time
>see this

what do?
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Get my electric sander and remove it for her
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>>37941588
ilIuminati?
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>>37941588
>about to have sex for the first

Stopped reading right there, not gonna happen.

WERE GOING TO ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE, AND THEN WE TAKE IT HIGHER

DOO DOO DOO
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pinche fresa
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What is some r9k type music?
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>>37941570
Couldn't have chosen a better song?

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>just went to a small party with all robots/cyborgs
>didn't say more than ten words the entire time
>tried to make one joke, sperged out and said nevermind
>have to text the host later and tell him sorry for bumming everyone else out

I'm such a disappointment, I just want to fucking die desu
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Parties suck. I just wait for people to talk to me. Otherwise, I just pull out my cell phone and do my own things while sipping my beer.
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>>37941605
That's kind of what I was doing the whole time, but thing is it was only 5 people and me, and I ruined the entire party by seeming so miserable.
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>>37941796
i know how you feel. i haven't gotten better in years. i assume people think there's more to me that i'm just scared to share, but there really isn't. so even one on one, i still have nothing to say. i'm boring and empty

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THERE'S A PLACE OFF OCEAN AVENUE WHERE I USED TO SlT AND TALK WlTH YOU...
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AS WE PROCEED
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>>37941492
IF I COULD FIND YOU NOW THINGS WOULD GET BETTER
WE COULD LEAVE THIS TOWN AND RUN FOREVER
LET YOUR WAVES CRASH DOWN ON ME AND TAKE ME AWAY
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>>37941492
>>37941508
>>37941514
Fuck off with these threads and your normalshit music

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>tfw manager catches you taking a 2min break in the play area

>tfw the Mexicans make fun of you in Spanish
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>>37941486
yeah, thats why you should never work with Mexicans.

Remember, when in doubt, call the ICE, and let them deal with them.
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>>37941498
>call ICE
>mexicans scatter
>have to do the work of seven dudes by yourself
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>>37941486

lol

odfghjrjjhigfidnal

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I think she just dumped me

What the fuck.

What about you r9k
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what happened man, dump your load on us?
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Oneitis abandoned me because my clinical depression offended her. I wanna kill myself and have been heavily drinking to cope ever since.
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Yeah she dumped me too. Sucks, deal with it and move on.

>"Ive never broken up with anybody else, ira always been me being broken up with anon"
>"Yes i want more too!"
>"Your so great anon"
My jeep is the only fucking lover for me.

Recently I started listening to $uicideBoy$ and bones from teamSesh.

This shit is fucking amazing. What blows my fucking mind is why I have not heard of these fucking dudes before. There is a group of them I guess?

Suicideboys
Ramirez.
Shakewell
bones(probably separate from the others)

Theres probably more artists but where can I find more? "Shadow Rap" seems not as well known?

Here are some songs by bones.
https://soundcloud.com/search?q=bones%20dirt

I chill out to this stuff while falling asleep. Its actually preferable to regular hype rap or whatever. God damn.

Can anyone here red pill me on bones, shadow rap etc?
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>>37941421
Taking out the trash is my fav song by bones
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>>37941468
someone was saying that bones has been underground for years but soundcloud rap kind of took off like a rocket and so did he kind of as a result.

I literally never heard of bones before this month.
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>>37941421
Smh garbage for not knowing seshollowaterboyz
They're all dope

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Anybody else straight but have fantasies about living life as a sexy girl w big tits?
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Occasionally. I imagine it comes from the notion that it would be an easier life than the one you currently have.
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Yes. Everyday I want to die but I can't die because I'm a pussy.
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>>37941416
I'm straight but I daydream about being a legal loli.

>you will never have a hobby
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Vidya and anime are technically hobbies.
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>you will never be dead in your lifetime
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I like snowboarding. Its the only normieish hobby I have


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