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Well you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's set out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me
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This implies somebody else is talking to me, or cares about me.
This is a trigger.
Please take it down, OP, or I'll have to report you.
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>>35433153
I care about you and I'll talk to you
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>>35433131
You just made me more depressed.

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How is it possible to not be confident?

The only delimiter to being confident is not caring, and there's no reason to care unless stressing about your situation is actually going to help you. You aren't a bad person just for not being able to do something when you got willed into a situation that's difficult.

Do robots just not acknowledge this and think someone's value as a person is measured by how popular they are? They tend to base their understanding of the world and moral compass off corny highschool movies from the 2000s

I don't mean to be a dick but I can't wrap my head around how people struggle with this
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>>35433128
Youre right. So what? I'm still not confident.
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>>35433156
Describe your lack of confidence and how it affects your life

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>got a job
>too tired and distracted to fap
>inadvertently nofapped for 2 months straight

wageslavery is the solution. hmm.,.
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>>35433114
>not fapping on the clock in the bathroom
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>tfw I masturbate at least twice a week at work

I only work 3 days a week too btw.

How do I get over my mother abandoning me? It's been over 2 years and I still miss her and still try to call her every week but she just doesn't answer my calls. I just can't go on with my life and I'm feeling really miserable and it's affecting every single aspect in my life. I just want to fucking die.
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>>35433095
why did she abandon you? need context
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>>35433120
because she wants to get married and when I found out I got angry and shit
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>>35433189
why'd you get angry? how angry did you get, what's the worst you said?

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There are 15 year olds out there with social skills far better than mine this is the hardest part I've hated myself since I was a child for some reason and can't form relationships because of it
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normal 15 year olds have regular sex and you're a stupid virgin
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>>35433122
why have I always felt inferior to other people this is the reason I can't form relationships
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>>35433122
WHAT THE FUCK IF WRONG WITH ME WHY CANT I GET CLOSE TO PEOPLE FUCK fuck fuck

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Another week anons, what would she be doing right now?
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>>35433082
>what would she be doing right now?

waiting for you
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>>35433141
where?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your life was not original.
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Rip misaki threads

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what is the most annoying thing you ever heard from a normie
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>>35433048
>I love Ed Sheeran
>Lets go for a Nandos
>Did you watch X-Factor last night?
>Check out my new iPhone
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>"Girls don't actually care about looks, it's all about how confident the man is."
Said by an 8/10 Chad.
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>get off your phone
>stop being socially awkward
>get off ur phone and talk to this random bitch next to you who you hate
>lol ur so bad at talking to girls... i have an idea! lets make a random girl walk up to you and try to talk to you! just make it worse right?

all from my same normalfag friend. im starting to fucking hate him, he's been like this ever since he got a gf 2 months ago

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I wanna date a white girl
A white girl...
A white girl...
A white girl!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wn5NmH3InM
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>>35433037
>>>/r/Asianmasculinity

Stop making these threads senpai. It's kinda sad.
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>>35433037

haha maybe i'll watch the whole thing?

>>35433085

asian mom detected. mom pls stop i wanna date a white girl.
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>>35433037
Why are yellow people so autistic?

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>drunk af
>asshole leaks
>glad i'm alone
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>>35433012

are you making fun of me, i try to be very clean.
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>fart refusing to come out
>push slightly harder to fart
>a small amount of very watery shit comes out

I'm 23 and this has already happened at least 3 times. Can't even imagine what it's gonna be like if I made it to 60.
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>>35433101
>same age
>same dilemma

You won't be the only one making mud pies in your pants when your older friendo

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Hypothetically speaking, what would be the best website to blow my brains out on stream?
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>>35432941
when are you going to do it?

don't get my hopes up lad
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>>35432972
Def. not now. I have alot to clean up before, take pictures smiling with my parents, burn my journals, ...etc.
Plus it's only an hypothetical scenario

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>tfw 23, haven't had any friends in 6 years
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>>35432936
24 and 4 years, i feel ya. What games you playing currently?
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>>35432955
I don't play games

I use Lincucks
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>>35432936
Wow, that happens to almost everybody, normie scum. Haven't you heard everyone say that you'll lose 99% of your friends after high school?

off my board REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What? Of course I work hard! I have to feel and look good everyday!
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>>35432932

>Bruins fan

Disgusting
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Hey that's my city in the background.
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>>35433520
She's a woman and thereby not an actual fan; either she is from Boston, or they're Chad's team.

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>Don't want to be a NEET living off the government but my anxiety is so bad I can't leave the house or hold a job for longer than a month

What do, lads?
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Either get help to deal with the anxiety or if you think therapy is a meme or have some other bs excuse just KyS
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>>35432865
Go on Grindr and give out hand jobs or sex for money, the extra cash will buy you booze and some time to be happy, plus sucking dick is fun
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Just get on the dole, man. Your pride isn't worth starving for. Besides, you can contribute in other ways if you want, by volunteering your time. It'll make you feel good and give you a sense of purpose.

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Hey guys. Just working on a research project. If you have the time, please just answer these questions in this thread. This is only part 1 btw. I'll make a second thread at another time.

>gender
>age
>height
>weight
>ethnicity
>take drugs/alcohol?
>any children?
>parents still alive?
>living situation

Please answer as truthfully as you can and take your time. Here's a picture of a frog since I heard you guys like these.
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>gender
Male
>age
19
>height
6'
>weight
114 lbs
>ethnicity
White
>take drugs/alcohol?
Yes - dxm, weed, and sometimes alcohol
>any children?
No
>parents still alive?
Mom is
>living situation
Currently live with dead dad's parents and visit my mom every other weekend.
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>gender
Male
>age
20
>height
5'11''
>weight
189lbs
>ethnicity
white as a sheet
>take drugs/alcohol?
I drink socially and smoke weed everyday
>any children?
Don't think so
>parents still alive?
Yep
>living situation
Basement dweller saving up to get an apartment.
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>gender
male
>age
23
>height
5'9''
>weight
168lbs
>ethnicity
mexican
>take drugs/alcohol?
Occasional weed and DMT. Meth a couple years ago
>any children?
1 daughter
>parents still alive?
mother is. have no idea where my father is
>living situation
living with family

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>women
>shave off eyebrows
>paint on new ones
WHY DO THEY DO THIS IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT REEEEEEE
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i know why, so there's no splotchy areas on their face when they put on make up.

eyebrows get in the way.
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>>35432862
But it looks like shit. Why would they do it if the purpose of makeup is to not look like shit?

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